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Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: Ovechkin 8
You don't agree? That's fine. Don't belittle me. l think it's crude and stupid.

But you seem to be the only one. I wasn't attempting to belittle you, it just seems like a viable solution to look away, or to ignore it.

-TGP-


he's not the only one...

I think it is a bit offensive...

I know it's a joke so it really doesn't bother me...

I guess what I'm saying is that I understand how it could be offensive for some...

We need to remember that Bungie (and anyone for that matter) has a right to be offensive, but that doesn't always mean they should just because they can. Of course they can keep it on the site... but personaly i find it just berely over the "offense-o-meter" ...

anyway... imo.

  • 11.14.2006 2:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: ferret
Posted by: Ovechkin 8
Posted by: Darkness Howls

*Satisfies Ovec's mom while nibbling on kitten*
Okay, you see, that really just wasn't funny.

actually i thought it was. kittens are tasty. as is your mom ;)

but really, you say you like carlos mencia? he makes fun of blacks, whites, asians, latinos, old people, and young people. what you're saying is that its ok for all other groups of people to be made fun of, except mothers? gtfo hypocrite.


The question I have is why is he so defensive about his mom? Is that she really is skanky? Did you walk into the room and find Frankie ravishing your dear sweet mother? Or worse did you find Recon ravishing her? Or worse worse did you find Frankie and Recon in a tender embrace while your mom taped the thing?


Don't be a jerk.

  • 11.14.2006 2:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: MC MONTROSE
Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: Ovechkin 8
You don't agree? That's fine. Don't belittle me. l think it's crude and stupid.

But you seem to be the only one. I wasn't attempting to belittle you, it just seems like a viable solution to look away, or to ignore it.

-TGP-


he's not the only one...

I think it is a bit offensive...

I know it's a joke so it really doesn't bother me...

I guess what I'm saying is that I understand how it could be offensive for some...

We need to remember that Bungie (and anyone for that matter) has a right to be offensive, but that doesn't always mean they should just because they can. Of course they can keep it on the site... but personaly i find it just berely over the "offense-o-meter" ...

anyway... imo.
Oh my God, thank you.

  • 11.14.2006 2:15 PM PDT

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The "Your mom" joke is just a practical joke. No harm meant. Bungie is a company that tends to be "out of the norm" for what you think of as a "company." Really they are just like a bunch of guys and gals who are all best friends collaborating to do something completely awesome. In the midst they do something and others make a joke out of it and it become Bungie Lore for the rest of eternity.

  • 11.14.2006 2:21 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Oh my God, thank you.
オヴェチェキンはへんたいだ。

I don't think you'd find it so offensive if you took into account the fact that satisfy has multiple meanings. Mind out of the gutter, please.

[Edited on 11/14/2006]

  • 11.14.2006 2:22 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

Satisfy

That should help you out :)

  • 11.14.2006 2:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: BobBQ
Oh my God, thank you.
オヴェチェキンはへんたいだ。

I don't think you'd find it so offensive if you took into acount the fact that satisfy has multiple meanings. Mind out of the gutter, please.

Exactly what I was going to say. But I would have put an extra c in account...

  • 11.14.2006 2:34 PM PDT

TO THE NEIGHBOR'S!!!

Posted by: Ovechkin 8
Posted by: MC MONTROSE
Posted by: Great_Pretender
Posted by: Ovechkin 8
You don't agree? That's fine. Don't belittle me. l think it's crude and stupid.

But you seem to be the only one. I wasn't attempting to belittle you, it just seems like a viable solution to look away, or to ignore it.

-TGP-


he's not the only one...

I think it is a bit offensive...

I know it's a joke so it really doesn't bother me...

I guess what I'm saying is that I understand how it could be offensive for some...

We need to remember that Bungie (and anyone for that matter) has a right to be offensive, but that doesn't always mean they should just because they can. Of course they can keep it on the site... but personaly i find it just berely over the "offense-o-meter" ...

anyway... imo.
Oh my God, thank you.


lol thats what your mom said ! ;)

For what its worth Overckin, If anyone said anything offensive to my mum, there would be rage like the ninjas have never dreamed. That being said, these jokes are just eyerollers. I believe from the bottom of my heart your mom is a fine lady of virtue.

PS Your mom in your face! Cheers!

  • 11.14.2006 2:57 PM PDT
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  • 11.14.2006 3:14 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

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Exactly what I was going to say. But I would have put an extra c in account...

I don't know which I hate more, the keyboard that doesn't register every strike or the eyes that miss these things seven times out of ten.

  • 11.14.2006 3:21 PM PDT

I do not find the "Satisfying your mom" comment offensive. It's just a plain joke...

[Edited on 11/14/2006]

  • 11.14.2006 3:23 PM PDT
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Hahaha Achronos said man cannon.

ACHRONOS SAID MAN CANNON

That is all.

  • 11.14.2006 3:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: JAY132
This thread sums up the problems here on these forums. And I'll say no more.

Won't you say anymore Jay?

  • 11.14.2006 3:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Jeff McRae
Posted by: JAY132
This thread sums up the problems here on these forums. And I'll say no more.

Won't you say anymore Jay?


I don't think he will Jeff

  • 11.14.2006 3:56 PM PDT

TO THE NEIGHBOR'S!!!

I have a peaceful solution so that phrase can stay and won't offend anyone.

Here it is

-blam!-ing your mom since 1991

The filter cures all.

*edit* I'm considering changing my sig to: TO YOUR MOM'S!!!

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  • 11.14.2006 4:44 PM PDT

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I am offended that people are taking offence at the "Your Mom'' tagline. I demand that the entire planet change so that I may not have to endure this heinous offence.

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  • 11.14.2006 5:06 PM PDT
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yes they satisfy all moms except ling lings mom, they cant bear to see the thing that created the corpse that's been floating in a jar since the early 90's

  • 11.14.2006 5:15 PM PDT
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So according to the Definitions that Zee Jolly provided.
The Meaning could be taken as.
1. to fulfill the desires of your mom.
2. to put an end to a desire of your mom.
3. to give assurance to your mom.
4. to answer sufficiently, as an objection to your mom.
5. to solve or dispel your mom
6. to discharge fully your mom? wtf
7. to make reparation to or for: to satisfy an offended person; to satisfy a wrong.
8. to pay your mom. (Foor goods or services)

So, Which one is it Bungie?
Which definition is the intended meaning?

  • 11.14.2006 5:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Anton P Nym
I am offended that people are taking offence at the "Your Mom'' tagline. I demand that the entire planet change so that I may not have to endure this heinous offence.


Good sir, I take offense to that.

I would damn my intellectual curiosity if I could, but one question gnaws at the back of my mind, tearing at the fiber of my very being. That question, which I direct to Ovec, is "why?". Why do you take offense? Is there truly a traumatizing experience that occurred? I can certainly understand an intense disdain for the joke, but offense? To me that seems a bit much.

  • 11.14.2006 5:37 PM PDT

If you don't got it, you want it. If you got it, you want more of it. Of course if you don't know what it is, it's hard to get any in the first place.

I really don't find anything wrong with it. I think it's funny. It's an example of the attitude present at my favourite game company.

And remember.

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  • 11.14.2006 5:58 PM PDT
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to put an end to a desire of your mom.

Wow. That's awesome. I will have to use that as a mom joke one day.

  • 11.14.2006 6:45 PM PDT

This is all hilarious.

  • 11.14.2006 7:23 PM PDT