- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Divide 3/4 of it into many many buckets, and set those buckets up as a Home Alone-esque booby trap over every door in my dorm. Ooooh, boy, what a mess that would make! Revenge against the drunks and their various forms of vomit!
The rest I'd give to the poor... so they can paint the boxes that they live in.