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Ok,Im gonna tell you all something ive never told anybody... I was driving down the road heading home after a long day of work when I saw these 2 green lights coming straight twords me,All of the sudden they turned yellow,and then red!!! All of the cars stopped and I had to stop so I wouldnt run into them.It was like time froze and I was the only one aware of this strange thing.After a little while (Im gussing they fineshed scanning us) the lights turned green,Eveyone came back to life and I stomped the gas and left.

This strange happening has still not been explained,Could it have been AlEiNs???
DumDumDum' I wrote this

  • 10.24.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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A thrilling literary work.

  • 10.24.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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omg tell us more

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  • 10.24.2004 7:38 PM PDT
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Yeah,I think they were scanning us with these yellow cones on the side of the road...





Its late and Im bored

  • 10.24.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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No.

  • 10.24.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Woah those were quick replies!
Other forums ive been to that are lesser known can take 3 days or more to get replies

  • 10.24.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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No?

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I heard this horrible story where these aliens tied this guy down and maid him listen to tha lavida loca over and over

  • 10.24.2004 7:47 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I heard this alien story about an alien that butt-raped Shiska!

Actually I didnt.

Sorry Shishka. Leaving now.

  • 10.24.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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Well?

  • 10.24.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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I'm gonna tie YOU down and let a mad chimpanzee -blam!- you if you continue with the bumping.

[Edited on 10/24/2004 7:52:35 PM]

  • 10.24.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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Thats not nice!
Bumping?

  • 10.24.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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Bumping is when you reply to a thread multiple times just so it stays up or people respond to/see it.

Don't do it.

  • 10.24.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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^ What he said.

[Edited on 10/24/2004 8:05:58 PM]

  • 10.24.2004 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: DooMNukeM
I heard this horrible story where these aliens tied this guy down and maid him listen to tha lavida loca over and over


WTF!!!!

*Shudder*

  • 10.24.2004 8:11 PM PDT
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Something that seriously freaked me out a few months ago:

I'm very skeptical when it comes to people talking about UFO sightings... its all bull-blam!- to me. Any "advanced" race wouldn't be stupid enough to meddle in the affairs of a "lesser" race... But I almost came to changing my beliefs... almost.

Driving home (well.. I wasn't driving, since I can't drive... but I was in the passenger seat), I was staring at the stars (as I usually do), and I saw these soft, orange lights in the sky. At first I didn't give them much attention... but then further down the road I began to notice and feel that something was wrong with those three orange dots. When I got back to the house, I noticed that they were lower... and seemingly closer. I began thinking to myself, "What the -blam!-?!?!?!?!?!" And these orange dots resembled many UFO sightings that have been "documented" in the past; 3 lights in a triangular pattern (like what was portrayed in the miniseries, Taken.... although those were blue). Unable to stand looking at them and feeling the uneven energies of excitement, anxiety, and fear coursing through my body, I went inside, and exclaimed to my dad, "Dad, they're something seriously wrong with the sky tonight... Three orange lights... just hovering there... not cool!" ... And he says, "oh... they're just military flares. They scared the -blam!- out of me the first time I saw them, too... they must be testing them at Fort Drum."

So there you have it... Anyone who thinks that 3 dots in a triangular pattern in the sky is a UFO is wrong. Military flares, people. That's it....



I found it ironic how one of the things I am most interested in (the concept of extraterrestrial life) could invoke such fear and anxiety within me.

  • 10.24.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
The "grey" type aliens are pretty messed up in there big heads.

I mean, why travel millions of lightyears to shove strange stuff up farmers asses and eat there corn? And beef. I mean, with all the alien consperiacies and coverups aside, these Aliens are nothing more than Horny corn eaters.


<Shudders> .... If I ever saw one of those in person I'd desperately find some way to die... Horrific in concept and looks... something about their eyes.

  • 10.24.2004 9:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xeroh
The "grey" type aliens are pretty messed up in there big heads.

I mean, why travel millions of lightyears to shove strange stuff up farmers asses and eat there corn? And beef. I mean, with all the alien consperiacies and coverups aside, these Aliens are nothing more than Horny corn eaters.


<Shudders> .... If I ever saw one of those in person I'd desperately find some way to die... Horrific in concept and looks... something about their eyes.


If (and it's a BIG if) the stories of Alien rectal molestation and cow inversion are true, then I propose the only extraterrestrial life visiting us are moron adolescent aliens, that just like pranks. Crop circles? C'mon, that's CLASSIC!

  • 10.24.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
If (and it's a BIG if) the stories of Alien rectal molestation and cow inversion are true, then...

That sounded a lot like the first episode of South Park...

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It's an alien prank -- Probably simple for them. Not for us sure, but like I said -- think of them as Frat Aliens.

  • 10.24.2004 9:27 PM PDT

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It's an alien prank -- Probably simple for them. Not for us sure, but like I said -- think of them as Frat Aliens.

Oh god, we're the equivalent of cow tipping?

Yeah man, there you go.

  • 10.24.2004 9:29 PM PDT
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Off the subject of late-night pranks, but why are there three locked stickies at the top of the page? Gorilla sightings, anyone?

  • 10.24.2004 9:34 PM PDT

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