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Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


You. Get. Help.



Now that I have that out of my system.
There's this girl that I think is hitting on me, but I can't tell. Suggestions?

  • 10.25.2004 4:02 PM PDT
Subject: My Amazing Weekend

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Well my girlfriend didnt excatly dump me... she just had to move twentyone hundred miles away. To arizona. I live in Conneticut.

What sorta stuff does she say to you? Why do you think shes hitting on you?

[Edited on 10/25/2004 4:05:55 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
i went out with my girl too,but by the time we got back,she was my girl no longer


Ouch, Welcome to the single club, if things go as planned I should be leaving the single club yet again on saturday only to return later depressed and angry.

  • 10.25.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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sucks but you know what sucks even more

having someone call you three times a day minimum when you dont like them and youve told this to them time upon time upon time heh now if anyone could give me a suggestion on that one then please ive tried almost everything

  • 10.25.2004 4:05 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

One word.

Mailbomb.

And I am thuroughly convinced my situation sucks more.

[Edited on 10/25/2004 4:06:47 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 4:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace

What sorta stuff does she say to you? Why do you think shes hitting on you?


Well, she doesn't act suggestive, but she always picks me out of a crowd and talks to me whenever she can. Not that that's a bad thing.

[Edited on 10/25/2004 4:08:30 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 4:07 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Like how? Does she just walk up to you and say "Hi"?

  • 10.25.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
sucks but you know what sucks even more

having someone call you three times a day minimum when you dont like them and youve told this to them time upon time upon time heh now if anyone could give me a suggestion on that one then please ive tried almost everything


Change your phone number.
Get acne.
Hang out with another girl.

These all work well.

  • 10.25.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Like how? Does she just walk up to you and say "Hi"?


Well, yeah, but she talks to me as much as she can. I mean, I like it, but I can't tell why she likes me so much. If I showed you a picture of myself, you'd die.

[Edited on 10/25/2004 4:12:37 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 4:10 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

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Posted by: Nedus
i went out with my girl too,but by the time we got back,she was my girl no longer


Ouch, Welcome to the single club, if things go as planned I should be leaving the single club yet again on saturday only to return later depressed and angry.


im going to end up leaving the single club with the same person,but im not so sure thats a good idea. not that im going to turn her down,but i think i might regret not turning her down

  • 10.25.2004 4:10 PM PDT
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heh ive done all of the above except change my number there is this one problem with that i shair it with my folks other then that im good with that

things i have tried:

kiss someone in front of her
got acne (it went away)
explain to her that i dont like her and that im not dating that much at the moment

  • 10.25.2004 4:11 PM PDT
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How old are you? I'm being serious. Just looking for new ways. Heck, you could be 7 years older than me.

  • 10.25.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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Im 17

  • 10.25.2004 4:15 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

if all else fails,tell her to -blam!- off and die

  • 10.25.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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ive done something prety damn close im not mean enough to tell her to -blam!- off and die

  • 10.25.2004 4:16 PM PDT
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Oh. Well, then, um... How about you ask her friends to ask her to stop? That normally works.

  • 10.25.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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I had the worse weekend of my life, this past weekend. I almost caused my dad to lose his job, I got 3 hours of sleep from friday to saturday. I was woken up with my door being slammed open and getting sworn at twice on saturday, and I lost $275 cause of a computer repair man, now I dont have enough cash to purchase the rest of my halo2, (I had a 5 dollar pre order payment only)

at least my computer has nothing wrong with it now... stupid ripoff repair man.

  • 10.25.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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heh her friends are my friends it dosnt work that way they seem to want to stay nutral

  • 10.25.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mister_Ninja
I had the worse weekend of my life, this past weekend. I almost caused my dad to lose his job, I got 3 hours of sleep from friday to saturday. I was woken up with my door being slammed open and getting sworn at twice on saturday, and I lost $275 cause of a computer repair man, now I dont have enough cash to purchase the rest of my halo2, (I had a 5 dollar pre order payment only)

at least my computer has nothing wrong with it now... stupid ripoff repair man.



We're talking about bad and good girlfriends here. Not your computer. And if you have to pay that much, you should sue.

  • 10.25.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
heh her friends are my friends it dosnt work that way they seem to want to stay nutral


Oh. Sucks for you. May I suggest throwing up on her?

  • 10.25.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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heh ive had a more direct idea but its mean and wouldnt be my style heh so i guess i should try that

umm or i could find a less disturbing/disscusting way but thanks any way

  • 10.25.2004 4:25 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Get caller ID, and when she calls just unplug your answering machine and let it ring.

  • 10.25.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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I dunno. Puking works on everyone.

Back to my girlfriend(?)

What do you fools think I should do?

  • 10.25.2004 4:27 PM PDT
Subject: My Amazing Weekend with Atsumi and various others
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Posted by: markhamx2
It’s amazing how comforting it can be to look into the eyes of the girl you love.
*pukes in bucket*Okay, I feel better now. And all I have is a creepy sevy stalker. I think she has a wall in her house dedicated to pictures of me. I understand. It's hard for girls to resist my devilish charm. I'm single because I hate all the stupid prissy girls at my school. And I'm in middle school, land of the meaningless one week relationships, so it doesn't really matter anyway.

[Edited on 10/25/2004 4:58:31 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 4:50 PM PDT
Subject: My Amazing Weekend

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Grab her ass one day and if she doesnt mind then dont do anything, and if she goes ape-blam!- be like "It wasnt me!". Do it in a crowded place. That should give you your answer.

  • 10.25.2004 4:50 PM PDT