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Subject: My Amazing Weekend
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Posted by: Metapod
I am sure all a person in a video game club did was take a huge dump over the weekend

No no, I was there, I van back markham up.

The fact we're in a video game club makes us antisocial? (Is that what you're saying?) because that is so untrue.

  • 10.25.2004 8:13 PM PDT

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Like how? Does she just walk up to you and say "Hi"?


Well, yeah, but she talks to me as much as she can. I mean, I like it, but I can't tell why she likes me so much. If I showed you a picture of myself, you'd die.


My situation exactly!

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  • 10.25.2004 8:20 PM PDT
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I went to a Billy Talent concert, then I went to mingle with chicks in the various Vancouver "Hot Spots"

  • 10.25.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Metapod
I had diareha in your face while you were sleeping!


That was the best morning breath I've had in a while.

  • 10.25.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Metapod
I also shoved a mormon up your rectum so he could baptise your liver


There are more productive ways to entertain yourself.

  • 10.25.2004 8:51 PM PDT
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Nothing wrong with mormons.

  • 10.25.2004 8:55 PM PDT
Subject: My Amazing Weekend with Atsumi and various others
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Posted by: markhamx2
It was quite grand. We had a half day of school on Thursday and no school on Friday. On Thursday me, my girlfriend (Tiffany/Atsumi), her best friend (Kayla) and a friend of mine (Zach) went to see Team America: World Police. After that we went to the mall and hung out at EB And Hot Topic...


Thats as far as I got before I lost respect for you and decided to reply with a friendly message.

Don't let corporations ruin whats left of a dying scene. Oops, too late.

  • 10.25.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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the way I see it; If you haven't had a good weekend, its because your not trying enough, sombody close to you died, or you find out that your girl friends best friend is really hot and you should have asked her out instead like I did in 8th grade.... *sigh*

[Edited on 10/25/2004 9:45:38 PM]

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Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.

  • 10.26.2004 6:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.


So he was in bed with you, too?

  • 10.26.2004 6:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.
HAHAHAH Good for him!!!

  • 10.26.2004 6:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.

...and he wouldn't be afraid to use it.

  • 10.26.2004 2:19 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

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Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.


So he was in bed with you, too?


Rofl.

It would appear so

  • 10.26.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
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Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.


So he was in bed with you, too?


Rofl.

It would appear so

...
He means my dad would kill him.

  • 10.26.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.

ROFL that just great man i almost fell out of my chair on that one

  • 10.26.2004 2:33 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Atsumi
Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.


So he was in bed with you, too?


Rofl.

It would appear so

...
He means my dad would kill him.


Lol...

Im not THAT stupid. Of course I know that. I just thought what Obbi said was funny.

  • 10.26.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: Atsumi
Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.


So he was in bed with you, too?


Rofl.

It would appear so

...
He means my dad would kill him.


Lol...

Im not THAT stupid. Of course I know that. I just thought what Obbi said was funny.


our minds jump to odd conclusions. i have no input on this being as i would say somethind dumber than what i already have

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Posted by: markhamx2
Posted by: BeefySleet
So you 3 were laying on her bed, for for freakin hours and you didnt bang her?! What the hell is wrong with you...


Atsumi's father has a really big gun.



Get a bigger gun, and then do the nasty....

  • 10.26.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Or are you too Squirelly and Wimpish to do that? Looking into her eyes is fruity and you should be shot for that. Now go un-fruitify yourself, let me slap your head in, and knock some sense into you. THEN DO WHAT EVERY GUY WANTS TO DO! And no, that doesnt mean looking into her eyes for 4 hours...

  • 10.26.2004 5:52 PM PDT