- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I will first devise a plan to sneak out... I will start a Macgyver tactic by creating a bomb out of lint, a spoon, and my left leg. After the bomb is complete i will position it so it blows out my ceiling. I will take my pillow and throw it toward the sky, killing eight birds in one shot so that they fall into my room. I will use all of the feathers to create wings and fly away. I will land at Gamespot's doors and get out my rubber chicken and then, with haste, I would dig a tunnel underground with my teeth. I will avoid the alarms systems and snag my copy of Halo 2. Then I will sell it on ebay for five-thousand dollars. Then I would buy a new ceiling.