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Subject: Taking over the world. pur plans into action
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i give up you people make the list!

  • 06.01.2004 10:50 AM PDT
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I got a couple pellet guns , a twelvepack of coke , and a go-cart.

  • 06.01.2004 3:34 PM PDT

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lets see i can be the, planner of taking over the world. we should make our HQ in Australia since it is sea locked. And they cant invade us without crossing the ocean. and what else, I have a high end computer for all of our processing needs. I have plenty of pens to stabb people with. I can also train monkeys to sneak into enemy compounds sneak through the air vents with bombs strapped to them. Then at the right moment when teh guards realize they are about to die by a monkey suicide bomber, we detonate the monkey. I mean really who would suspect a monkey being a suicide bomber.

Muahahahahahah

  • 06.02.2004 2:07 PM PDT
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yes that may work...but what if they have guards that are monkeys...then it would be just like humans fighting humans except with monkeys..................................................

  • 06.02.2004 6:59 PM PDT
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if this whole "apocalypse theory" happens on or beofre june 18th and it will leave people around, I say why not organize ourselves as the leading government body AFTER its over, easier to take over world if theirs less of it, amI right?
I will contribute:
2 painball guns
3 pocket knives
1 brass beating stick (made it in shop)
1 cat named Dog (LHM's clan mascot)
1 cat named Max (though he's 21 years old he's still effective with his farts)
all of my local cronies

  • 06.02.2004 7:27 PM PDT
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hey and just hook up a tube to everybodys butts and circulate the tubes all over the world after we conquer america and we should all eat beans and all kinds of fart material and all at once fart.........and we will wipe out everybody........except france, cause they smell bad anyway...

  • 06.02.2004 7:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: HaloHalo24
yes that may work...but what if they have guards that are monkeys...then it would be just like humans fighting humans except with monkeys..................................................


we can supply the monkeys with a combat knife, then if would be a good ol bloody monkey knife fight. muahahahha

  • 06.02.2004 9:54 PM PDT
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What we need is to free some gorillas and give them guns. Then train them to fight for us and be our shock-troops. They could be our gorilla-guerilla warriors. I think most people wouldn't even try to fight back when they saw a gorilla with an M16 charging after them. Plus, they'd look like Brutes, so we'd take over the world while staying true to Bungie ideals. . . wahahaha

I know that was lame, but I couldn't resist.

  • 06.02.2004 10:01 PM PDT

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Yes, that is some good scare tactics. We can send the gorrilas to the front lines and then the humans can mop up the stragglers

  • 06.02.2004 11:27 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halo53
If we are going to take over the world, we had better put our plans into action fast! Hell, before June 18th!

lol that is so fake. Or so I hope. And if it isn't there is nothing we can do to stop it. And for those of you too lazy to read the article, a summary.


thank you for the entertaining summary, surly i would have been to lazy to read that whole article. So I have to do alot of stuff before june 18. but i dont really believe this do YOU? is there proof this is gonna happen?

  • 06.03.2004 12:34 AM PDT
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Read the first link. It kinda' disturbs me, but this guy sounds like he might just be right. It's strange how much evidence is out there and how many other people had similar findings.

Needless to say the last week I'm on earth is going to be a tremendous party.

  • 06.03.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

  • 06.03.2004 9:00 PM PDT
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hey what will we do after we take over the world???

  • 06.28.2004 3:45 PM PDT

Fire our enemies into the Sun with a giant slingshot.

  • 06.28.2004 4:30 PM PDT
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I have a paintball gun, and several CO2 cartriges.

And...if someone can get me some enriched U-235, I can make a crude nuclear bomb...

*hears knocking on the door*

-blam!- they found me out...I'll talk to you later...

*escapes down a tube, james bond style, just as the door is kicked in*

  • 06.28.2004 5:16 PM PDT

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goweb apparently has the giant slingshot, and I have some nerf footballs and a PVC tube thats been modified to accept a CO2 tank and paintball grenades. I have 3 xboxes but only 2 preorders of Halo 2 so I can donate one of them too - if you drop it on someones toe it'd hurt...

  • 06.28.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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I will donate some candy. And my mother's checkbook.

  • 06.29.2004 6:19 AM PDT

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  • 06.29.2004 7:06 AM PDT

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Yeay!!! boiled water!!! it'll be a miserable tourture!!! we boil the water, wait for it to cool so we don't burn ourselves, then pour it on em!!!

oh, I'll contribute 3 mountain dews... no that's 2 now... 1... opps, too late drank em all, cu I've gota go work off the cafine.

3 Mt. Dews thats 3 more than how many is in Sri Lanka. OK I'm yours. Weapons well lets see I have 4 years in the USMC so I call my self a weapon. WHAT YOU DRANK THEM ALL! Thats it I am going to work for the other guy.

  • 06.29.2004 7:42 AM PDT
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WOW i am seeing the most technologically advanced arsenal ever built for mankind

the key to world domination is beer

  • 06.29.2004 7:53 AM PDT
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i very much agree!

  • 07.01.2004 11:33 AM PDT

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wait lets see what supplies i can get, I havn't gotten the monkeys yet or figured out how to make bombs to strap to them. Lets see I have a half eaten dominos pizza, cinnnamonsticks, a spork, and some diapers for the monkeys.

  • 07.01.2004 11:46 AM PDT
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I will also donate some bananas to give to the enemy. The monkeys-with-bombs-strapped-to-them will run straight towards the enemy and their bananas, a -blam!- that's that.

  • 07.01.2004 1:56 PM PDT
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ok i got a toy soldier....a shoe....a paintball gun....and a napkin in case we spill any pizza sauce on ourselves....MUAHAHAHAHAHa

  • 07.01.2004 7:37 PM PDT

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