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Subject: Have u had a /boyfriend yet?

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Why must our love lives constantly be public forum knowledge. Jesus Christ. There's at least ten of these threads every month. WHY IS EVERYONE SO DAMNED NOSY?!

  • 10.25.2004 8:12 PM PDT
Subject: Have u had a girl/boyfriend yet?
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Posted by: Mastercheif004
I havent. But then again, im only in 7th grade, and i think this hot girl has a crush on me.


I feel so friggin' old now...

  • 10.25.2004 8:14 PM PDT
Subject: Have u had a /boyfriend yet?

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Metapod
One time I let out a turd that looked like a girl. I carried it in my pocket for two weeks. Then I ate it.


ROFL
LMAO

THe only funny thing this -blam!- has ever posted. :D

  • 10.25.2004 8:15 PM PDT
Subject: Have u had a girl/boyfriend yet?

No and not yet are pretty much the same thing, but yes, I have.

  • 10.25.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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Nope dont got one everytime i try and talk to a girl i just walk away nervus without saying a thing.

[Edited on 10/25/2004 8:31:57 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 8:31 PM PDT
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my greatest fear is my x girl friend... and her best friend, who also happened to be my girl friend at one point...

[Edited on 10/25/2004 8:34:58 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 8:34 PM PDT
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I had a girlfriend, but I cut off her head and buried her in my yard.

  • 10.25.2004 8:42 PM PDT
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figures

  • 10.25.2004 8:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Metapod
I took a dump on my dog


The past three posts I've seen by you have been talking about fecal matter and/or the area of the body from which it is emptied from. Do you get your jollies from talking about "poo" in relatively incoherent and meaningless sentences, or is it mere coincidence that the only interesting parts of your life have to do with feces? If the latter, could you describe your life as "crappy"?

  • 10.25.2004 8:55 PM PDT
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obbi, i thought u left, good to see you.

[Edited on 10/25/2004 9:04:08 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 9:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mosseymou
obbi, i thought u left, good to see you.


I thought I was going to, too. Shishka called me an attention whore and left it at that.

  • 10.25.2004 9:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: lellowranger
i had 2 girlfriends, they both broke up with me using that same damn saying, "well, i think we should just be friends".


I've had that happen to me, twice by the same girl.......I'm a die hard romantic.

  • 10.25.2004 9:13 PM PDT
Subject: Have u had a /boyfriend yet?

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Daemon King
*snif* Why did you have to bring this up? Im in 8th -blam!-ing grade and I'm as single as a hit song (in other words, never had a GF. EVER). Plenty of friends who are girls (cute ones too, i aint lyin), but no girl-friends.

DATEMEDAMMIT!!!

I'm in tenth grade and haven't had a girlfriend yet, and I'm strangely alright with that. Things will fall out as they must.
Posted by: Fallen Seraph
I don't have a girlfriend, yet but I am only 15. I am cautious, and pretty anti-social. So most likely it won't be till university, and that is being optimistic.

My exact situation. And BTW, nice sig.

[Edited on 10/25/2004 9:43:44 PM]

  • 10.25.2004 9:38 PM PDT
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girl friends aren't that special, its ok to not have a girl friend yet.

  • 10.25.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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Geez... I feel like a man whore compared to you guys.

I'm 15, a sophomore, and I've had 12 or 13 girlfriends in my life time. I've been single for like a year and a half though. I'm not so desperate anymore. And my girlfriends weren't fat and ugly either. And, if it helps, I've never made out before. I've kissed but not made out for like an hour.

There's a lot of girls that have had like 15 boyfriends a year. I think I go to a whore school.

Meh...

  • 10.25.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Governator
Geez... I feel like a man whore compared to you guys.

I'm 15, a sophomore, and I've had 12 or 13 girlfriends in my life time. I've been single for like a year and a half though. I'm not so desperate anymore. And my girlfriends weren't fat and ugly either. And, if it helps, I've never made out before. I've kissed but not made out for like an hour.

There's a lot of girls that have had like 15 boyfriends a year. I think I go to a whore school.

Meh...

Quality not quantity

you man whore!

  • 10.25.2004 10:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Governator
Geez... I feel like a man whore compared to you guys.

I'm 15, a sophomore, and I've had 12 or 13 girlfriends in my life time. I've been single for like a year and a half though. I'm not so desperate anymore. And my girlfriends weren't fat and ugly either. And, if it helps, I've never made out before. I've kissed but not made out for like an hour.

There's a lot of girls that have had like 15 boyfriends a year. I think I go to a whore school.

Meh...

Quality not quantity

you man whore!


oooooooo! Shazing!

  • 10.25.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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Man i wish Obbi was mine, seriously, im really embarrassed, oBBI hates mossey, i hate mossey+love, hmmm, Obbi also has a firey attitude that i love

[Edited on 10/25/2004 10:19:37 PM]

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Posted by: Mosseystinks
Man i wish Obbi was mine, seriously, im really embarrassed, she hates mossey, i hate mossey+love, hmmm, she also has a firey attitude that i love

dude, obbi's a guy!

  • 10.25.2004 10:16 PM PDT