- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
In my country, communism is alive and well. It is terrible! There are no cars or toilets, only donkeys! donkeys everywhere! I stole this computator from a British pilot that had to stop for a, how do you say... when the plane is out of gas? Comes down for more. I taught myself English with the Mavis Typing Prgram. Anyway, I am a soldier in the undergrond resistance against the communist dogs! I am a... I don't know the word. I sit, unseen, and expose important peoples brains, with the M-1 carbine. It was my grandfather's. ANYWAYS! I am to be new leader when current regime is overthrown! Anren't you excited! I am! If you all come and visit me in my grand palace, we will have halo party! With pizza and dancing girls! Oh, the women in my country are beautiful. They put American women to shame! American women, with their hairless legs and faces, and they're slim figures! Shameful! but anyway, that's a different thread entirely. Now I hope you see why communism is bad!