- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Do you like my story
THE TRUE STORY OF HALO
Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away. There was a planet were the true story of Halo was found, we found sacred scrolls of which I am about to tell you. Well, it all started on the map of Valdrax: sector: Foundation, section: little green room. This is were the story began I was sleeping in my little green sell when code name: jedi cooper woke me up pretending to be spy James Bond rolling around the floor I got out of my sell to help him by pretending to be spy Sam Fisher. When code name: Weirdo Sniper got up and tried to smack us along side the head. Me and code name: jedi cooper ran outside when I spotted five covedent elite soldiers so I jumped off the edge of the platform not knowing what else to do, when code name: jedi cooper did not know what to do either so he jumped off the platform after me when we both luckily spotted a banshee and landed on top. Code name: jedi cooper boarded the banshee when I with all my grip held on. We left code name: Weirdo Sniper on the platform, so sense he was alone he tried to take them all out by with everything he had. He shot well walking backwards which wasn’t the smartest thing to do, he killed three of the five when he tripped off the back of the platform and had an assumed death.
Sense code name: Weirdo Sniper died, we flew down to sector Coagulation section Red base, I went out for a drive when I spotted some blue soldiers and a red sergeant they were looking at code name: Weirdo Sniper’s body well repeatedly one kept on saying “ wake up Mr. Blue guy you got to wake up.” I stopped driving and walked towards them when the red sergeant was the only one glad to see me because I was also a red soldier to add to his three-man army. Once the blue soldier found out code name: Weirdo Sniper was dead after three long days we decided to have a funeral. After the funeral we all went to blue base for milk and cookies. We built nine banshees so we could scout out more spartents to add to our army we; the next place we were planning on going to was, Beaver Creek were there was known to be many spartents.
Well we flew to Beaver Creek were we plenty of dead soldiers caboose kept on mistaking for sleeping people, this is were the we found out the creepy fact that they never died they just kept on having a war Red vs. Blue about five soldiers per color the blue just got back up ran to there base and started shouting kill the red, kill the red. All they were fighting for was there shiny pole with a flag on top, once we stole there blue and red flags they stared up again when one red soldier shot and killed a blue soldier and told the team he was $%#@n owned and the wars started all over again. We got tired of trying to get them into our army and just went to other places to find more men starting with Containment were we found many covedent were we lost code name: jedi cooper to a couple of grunts, not even a couple just one after I saw him die I knew that was a pretty tuff grunt so I ran and let serge take care of all the dirty work.
I ran to my banshee and ditched them all they did was sit around having cookies and milk, I have to say caboose makes some good cookies so I took their second plate and a glass of milk. I decided to go to Courisaunt and try to join the Jedi Council were we would defeat Lord Vader, they just thought I wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box so I couldn’t join. Well I flew back to Containment for some more cookies in milk but all I found out is I took a waste of time flying back to find out that code name: jedi cooper was not really dead. So it was just he and I again so we started heading towards the northern star because code name: jedi cooper thought it was a good idea until we saw a station up in the sky so we started heading towards it, were we found a guy with a big cigar named Johnson. He led us into a battle vs. the covedent when again we did not know how to fight so we jumped off of the building, and were picked up by a covedent war ship. We just hid for three long weeks surviving on the cookies and milk I stole from Caboose. Once we were found out about we ran for our life when we found out that code name: Weirdo Sniper was not really dead, we buried him alive, he started chasing us through the ship we agreed to form an alliance, but that was only until we were off of the war ship. So we were in an open room with no were to hide. I got code name: Weirdo Sniper off the ship by pushing him off the ship so our alliance was over. I heard foot steps so I pushed code name: jedi cooper off the ship as well I ran but before I had a chance to jump I slipped off the mother ship as well we were getting close to land when I used code name: jedi cooper as a shield from the ground so I didn’t die code name: Weirdo Sniper was on top of me when I had just thought of the consequences of this I thought it was O.K if code name: jedi cooper died all he did was give me some company once we got close to the ground me and code name: Weirdo sniper jumped off of him and there was a 50ft crater in the ground because of him.
Well one thing me and code name: Weirdo Sniper agreed on was he was dead. Code name: Weirdo Sniper was still mad at me for pushing him off of the mother ship so I had ran across the map trying to get rid of code name: Weirdo Sniper, I had an angry mob behind me by the time I had past the red and blue soldiers, they were mad at me for steeling some of their cookies and milk and for ditching them in the snow. I ran as far as I could until they only thing left to do was call another alliance so I came out and made my self a speech: “well I don’t have mush to say, but I was wondering if you would like to be my buddy and stop shooting at me, gosh please.” All Caboose had to say was he wanted to be my buddy even if he was out of cookie dough. Well the rest thought the whole speech was boring and started chasing me and Caboose away to the banshees. Me and Caboose flew out of the lousy canon.
We were going out to the ice planet again. This is were Caboose found his cookie dough. He led me into a cave he said that last time he came here is was empty but this time it was full of deadly grunts, I had asked them were to find the cookie dough but they didn’t answer all they did was slowly walk towards us so me and Caboose just stood there and smiled. They dropped a net on top of us and Caboose thought they were playing a game, I was explaining to him what to do,” well all we need to do is cut open the net and run and scream for our lives,” he agreed so that’s what we did we used the corner of a sharp rock, we cut the net and slipped out they just happed to spot us when we had gotten out so we stuck to plans and ran and scram for our lives. We had about 900 grunts chasing us around the ice planet!!! We ran as fast as we could when code name: Weirdo Sniper had come after us with both the red and blue soldiers. The crowd grew larger every, the grunts had a station where they called for reinforcements. All we had to do was run from all of the grunts code name: Weirdo Sniper the red and blue people. We ran until we couldn’t run no more, when that happened we would hide behind rocks, building or locked doors. This continued for three long weeks, until we could finally hitch a ride on another banshee and headed towards earth.
Once we got to earth we went to the market to buy some cookie dough. Then we saw something coming from the sky everyone stared in amazement, while Caboose said,” owe its so beautiful, look at it. We didn’t know what it was at first, until it got close enough to us, we noticed it was a covedent war ship. When all of a sudden we saw another one enter the atmosphere. Everyone started screaming, people made riots and crazy speeches like the man next to me started shouting,” they have come to spill blood we must act now at this very place right now before they drop their soldiers take us away form our family everything we love and make us into slaves, were we will build their ships so they can come back and finish the fight. It’s now or never.” We just sat their and pretended to be secret service using our walky-talky’s when all of a sudden we herd, a couple of doors open and heard a voice say,” what if you miss,” and another say,” I won’t. After this I heard a huge explosion and a voice in the background,” he floats pretty good for a brick.” And I saw the guy with a big cigar again flying a pelican right towards us. We helped him and the Master Chief get rid of all of the covedent soldiers. I killed about three grunts with the help of Caboose. We ran into two hunters, which the master chief took care of alone, without any help from us or the guy with a big cigar. The grunts from the ice planet came on a drop ship after us code name: jedi cooper came out of no were telling us that he saw the light and on the other side he saw some sort of a lousy canon so he came back with us he dropped from his banshee and took out three covedent elites alone without any help from me or Caboose. I have a feeling me and Caboose should start checking the bodies before burying them.
Well its not quit finished yet.