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Subject: Halo 3 Ad Airs Monday!
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This looks awsome I can't wait

PS hi


  • 11.30.2006 7:30 PM PDT

I like to knit sweaters.....and by knit I mean PUNCH....and by sweaters I mean babies.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Evil One can kill him and take it.

I like chicken

  • 11.30.2006 7:31 PM PDT
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Lets talk

  • 11.30.2006 7:32 PM PDT
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NO!!!

you got it all wrong turkey is better than chicken JERK

PS I also like pie

  • 11.30.2006 7:34 PM PDT
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i can't wait!!!! tivo you better not screw up!

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Do you like my story


THE TRUE STORY OF HALO

Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away. There was a planet were the true story of Halo was found, we found sacred scrolls of which I am about to tell you. Well, it all started on the map of Valdrax: sector: Foundation, section: little green room. This is were the story began I was sleeping in my little green sell when code name: jedi cooper woke me up pretending to be spy James Bond rolling around the floor I got out of my sell to help him by pretending to be spy Sam Fisher. When code name: Weirdo Sniper got up and tried to smack us along side the head. Me and code name: jedi cooper ran outside when I spotted five covedent elite soldiers so I jumped off the edge of the platform not knowing what else to do, when code name: jedi cooper did not know what to do either so he jumped off the platform after me when we both luckily spotted a banshee and landed on top. Code name: jedi cooper boarded the banshee when I with all my grip held on. We left code name: Weirdo Sniper on the platform, so sense he was alone he tried to take them all out by with everything he had. He shot well walking backwards which wasn’t the smartest thing to do, he killed three of the five when he tripped off the back of the platform and had an assumed death.
Sense code name: Weirdo Sniper died, we flew down to sector Coagulation section Red base, I went out for a drive when I spotted some blue soldiers and a red sergeant they were looking at code name: Weirdo Sniper’s body well repeatedly one kept on saying “ wake up Mr. Blue guy you got to wake up.” I stopped driving and walked towards them when the red sergeant was the only one glad to see me because I was also a red soldier to add to his three-man army. Once the blue soldier found out code name: Weirdo Sniper was dead after three long days we decided to have a funeral. After the funeral we all went to blue base for milk and cookies. We built nine banshees so we could scout out more spartents to add to our army we; the next place we were planning on going to was, Beaver Creek were there was known to be many spartents.
Well we flew to Beaver Creek were we plenty of dead soldiers caboose kept on mistaking for sleeping people, this is were the we found out the creepy fact that they never died they just kept on having a war Red vs. Blue about five soldiers per color the blue just got back up ran to there base and started shouting kill the red, kill the red. All they were fighting for was there shiny pole with a flag on top, once we stole there blue and red flags they stared up again when one red soldier shot and killed a blue soldier and told the team he was $%#@n owned and the wars started all over again. We got tired of trying to get them into our army and just went to other places to find more men starting with Containment were we found many covedent were we lost code name: jedi cooper to a couple of grunts, not even a couple just one after I saw him die I knew that was a pretty tuff grunt so I ran and let serge take care of all the dirty work.
I ran to my banshee and ditched them all they did was sit around having cookies and milk, I have to say caboose makes some good cookies so I took their second plate and a glass of milk. I decided to go to Courisaunt and try to join the Jedi Council were we would defeat Lord Vader, they just thought I wasn’t the sharpest tool in the box so I couldn’t join. Well I flew back to Containment for some more cookies in milk but all I found out is I took a waste of time flying back to find out that code name: jedi cooper was not really dead. So it was just he and I again so we started heading towards the northern star because code name: jedi cooper thought it was a good idea until we saw a station up in the sky so we started heading towards it, were we found a guy with a big cigar named Johnson. He led us into a battle vs. the covedent when again we did not know how to fight so we jumped off of the building, and were picked up by a covedent war ship. We just hid for three long weeks surviving on the cookies and milk I stole from Caboose. Once we were found out about we ran for our life when we found out that code name: Weirdo Sniper was not really dead, we buried him alive, he started chasing us through the ship we agreed to form an alliance, but that was only until we were off of the war ship. So we were in an open room with no were to hide. I got code name: Weirdo Sniper off the ship by pushing him off the ship so our alliance was over. I heard foot steps so I pushed code name: jedi cooper off the ship as well I ran but before I had a chance to jump I slipped off the mother ship as well we were getting close to land when I used code name: jedi cooper as a shield from the ground so I didn’t die code name: Weirdo Sniper was on top of me when I had just thought of the consequences of this I thought it was O.K if code name: jedi cooper died all he did was give me some company once we got close to the ground me and code name: Weirdo sniper jumped off of him and there was a 50ft crater in the ground because of him.
Well one thing me and code name: Weirdo Sniper agreed on was he was dead. Code name: Weirdo Sniper was still mad at me for pushing him off of the mother ship so I had ran across the map trying to get rid of code name: Weirdo Sniper, I had an angry mob behind me by the time I had past the red and blue soldiers, they were mad at me for steeling some of their cookies and milk and for ditching them in the snow. I ran as far as I could until they only thing left to do was call another alliance so I came out and made my self a speech: “well I don’t have mush to say, but I was wondering if you would like to be my buddy and stop shooting at me, gosh please.” All Caboose had to say was he wanted to be my buddy even if he was out of cookie dough. Well the rest thought the whole speech was boring and started chasing me and Caboose away to the banshees. Me and Caboose flew out of the lousy canon.
We were going out to the ice planet again. This is were Caboose found his cookie dough. He led me into a cave he said that last time he came here is was empty but this time it was full of deadly grunts, I had asked them were to find the cookie dough but they didn’t answer all they did was slowly walk towards us so me and Caboose just stood there and smiled. They dropped a net on top of us and Caboose thought they were playing a game, I was explaining to him what to do,” well all we need to do is cut open the net and run and scream for our lives,” he agreed so that’s what we did we used the corner of a sharp rock, we cut the net and slipped out they just happed to spot us when we had gotten out so we stuck to plans and ran and scram for our lives. We had about 900 grunts chasing us around the ice planet!!! We ran as fast as we could when code name: Weirdo Sniper had come after us with both the red and blue soldiers. The crowd grew larger every, the grunts had a station where they called for reinforcements. All we had to do was run from all of the grunts code name: Weirdo Sniper the red and blue people. We ran until we couldn’t run no more, when that happened we would hide behind rocks, building or locked doors. This continued for three long weeks, until we could finally hitch a ride on another banshee and headed towards earth.
Once we got to earth we went to the market to buy some cookie dough. Then we saw something coming from the sky everyone stared in amazement, while Caboose said,” owe its so beautiful, look at it. We didn’t know what it was at first, until it got close enough to us, we noticed it was a covedent war ship. When all of a sudden we saw another one enter the atmosphere. Everyone started screaming, people made riots and crazy speeches like the man next to me started shouting,” they have come to spill blood we must act now at this very place right now before they drop their soldiers take us away form our family everything we love and make us into slaves, were we will build their ships so they can come back and finish the fight. It’s now or never.” We just sat their and pretended to be secret service using our walky-talky’s when all of a sudden we herd, a couple of doors open and heard a voice say,” what if you miss,” and another say,” I won’t. After this I heard a huge explosion and a voice in the background,” he floats pretty good for a brick.” And I saw the guy with a big cigar again flying a pelican right towards us. We helped him and the Master Chief get rid of all of the covedent soldiers. I killed about three grunts with the help of Caboose. We ran into two hunters, which the master chief took care of alone, without any help from us or the guy with a big cigar. The grunts from the ice planet came on a drop ship after us code name: jedi cooper came out of no were telling us that he saw the light and on the other side he saw some sort of a lousy canon so he came back with us he dropped from his banshee and took out three covedent elites alone without any help from me or Caboose. I have a feeling me and Caboose should start checking the bodies before burying them.

Well its not quit finished yet.

  • 11.30.2006 7:40 PM PDT
Subject: Im awsome
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i also like bacon

  • 11.30.2006 7:45 PM PDT
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Well my gamertag is MasterKikichoyoe

  • 11.30.2006 7:46 PM PDT
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That's a cool picture from the commercial. Im sure it'll be better than those freaky PS3 commercials with spontaneous crows and babies.

  • 11.30.2006 7:48 PM PDT
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Well i play Team Slayer and talk about bacon alot

  • 11.30.2006 7:49 PM PDT
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Somone send me a group invite

Quote I like PIE YAH


Dont screw with the ham sandwich

  • 11.30.2006 7:52 PM PDT
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Are you kidding me? This is soo great, what more can you ask for? FOOTBALL AND HALO 3 ad!!! I CAN"T -blam!- WAIT!!!!

  • 11.30.2006 8:08 PM PDT
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The Halo 3 Ad is going to be insane. I'm going to tape it and watch it over and over again, and then download it off marketplace and do the same thing there. And did someone mention a football game? lol.

  • 11.30.2006 8:20 PM PDT
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HAH! Screw football!
Most of the ratings for Monday Night Football will be people watching to see the Halo 3 commercial!! lol
I can't wait! I'll be glued to the TV all night!
I am literally going to glue myself to my television set with and adhesive goo so is to not miss my Halo 3 fixins'

  • 11.30.2006 8:22 PM PDT
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I wonder how many of the lead designers of Halo 1 are still hanging around Bungie...

I miss them.

  • 11.30.2006 8:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: yarow12
Can people with the original XBox get it of the marketplace?
Nope. No way to purchase stuff from marketplace with the first. A 360 exclusive perk :). Anyways that pic looks SO TOOOTALLY AWWSOOM. > End.

  • 11.30.2006 8:51 PM PDT
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Mushroom cloud in the background? - Clue anyone??

  • 11.30.2006 9:02 PM PDT
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This Game is going to -blam!- any other ever. This Game is going to to be freaking awsome, nothing now or will ever come close to this game

  • 11.30.2006 9:06 PM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
Jaws on Zanzibar?
Sniper 's Ed 101
my myspace
teh explosion
purchase a leaf blower at any Sears store
After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
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we r?

can't wait to put a new DVR to use XD

oh sweet, it's going to air the day we get a 70" HDTV

who's playing that night by the way

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  • 11.30.2006 9:11 PM PDT
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OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG I CANT BELIEVE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO AMAZING IM GONNNNNA SHAT MY PANTS SO EXCITED AHAHHAHAHHAGAGGF SO CRAZY EXCITED SCREW THE WEEKEND FF TO MONDAY PLS THX

  • 11.30.2006 9:35 PM PDT
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I'm so excited!!!!!!
hahaha I love the name of the file when you save it :D "I need a weapon" kick ass! perhaps this will play into the trailer??!
hehe cool I will of course be watching, but couldn't you do it during last week's Seahawks game????!!!!! Oh well :D

  • 11.30.2006 10:08 PM PDT
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muuuuuuuust seeeeeeeeeee itttttttttt

  • 11.30.2006 10:49 PM PDT

I have walked the edge of the Abyss. I have governed the unwilling. I have witnessed countless empires break before me. I have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear. [I was there with the Angel at the tomb] I have seen your future. And I have learned.There will be no more Sadness. No more Anger. No more Envy. I HAVE WON. Oh, and your poet Eliot had it all wrong: THIS is the way the world ends. -Cortana

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What is this "Football"? I just want to see the ad.

Hahahahah exactly what I said.

  • 11.30.2006 10:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: RecruteD SnipeR
Mushroom cloud in the background? - Clue anyone??


thats wut i wuz thinkin.....i think it would be tight if this wuz actually from the campaign story and bungie told the ppl who made this wut to make even they say they have nothin to do with it =D nuclear war + halo = .....no words can describe =]]

  • 11.30.2006 10:57 PM PDT

If there's one thing I have learned in working with you, it's that there is always margin for error.
- RvB, Simmons to Griff.

One thing people who complain need to know before I say this- I realize that the point that H3 is at now is not how the final version will look.

Remember the campaign screenshot with MC next to the rusted wall, and the FREAKIN INTENSE, and way overdone, ammount of light (especially on the gloves)? If only they would use gameplay graphics that looked more like the pic from the CGI trailer. Look closely at how the light bounced differently off of the gloves (a soft glow) vs. the armor plating (a hard sharp bright glow) This will also help the texture problem that they had at this point. In the campaign pic it looked like both the gloves and the armor were way too overtextured, way too bumpy, and not to mention the same texture. Bungie neeeds to make Halo 3 as close to CGI as possible, that is next gen. Oh and one more thing. Go back to the Spartan Model in the first trailer.

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  • 11.30.2006 11:02 PM PDT