- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Here is my adventure with "pimps at sea". As I explored the vast open waters of "pimps" in my yacht I found Frankie sitting in a moterboat filled with what must have been all the girls from the nearby town of "pimpland". Envy grew evedent in my eyes as I looked over at him just lounging around with all those girls. I decided to take matters into my own hands and sped off to my boat house and got to work. As I came back to where Frankie was in his boat I got EVERYONES attention as they heard my new muffler roaring and saw the incredible custome body kit on my yacht. As I pulled alongside I yelled over "Hey ladies want a ride?" They replied with much enthusiasim as they all clamored into my yacht. Only one remained with Frankie. As I sped off I heard him yell out to me "Wait, can I say something to you real quick?" I replied, "Sure" as I came back along side his boat I saw the one woman left on his boat hand him somthing silver. Only too quickly did I realize what it was. A MA5C assault rifle. I quickly jammed the throttle forward trying to escape his boomstick, but alas it was not to be. the 7.5 mm rounds tore through my beautiful yachts hull and spatterd me with wood chips. As I sank I screamed to him, "If you ever let me join your party you'll pay for this!". As the game over message came up I turned off my 360 and headed to bed.