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I have some great ones from school recently...

Mr Withers, my maths teacher; "Somebody asked me if I really cared the other day... I said of course I C.A.R.E... I Cover my Ass to Retain Employment!

Mr Duncan, my english teacher; "So you guys are a threesome then?"
*when asking about groups for an english task*
followed by; "What I meant to ask was if you guys were doing oral together?"

Mr Duncan in another lesson wrote on the board a modified quote from The Great Gatsby- "Rich Girls don't marry poor girls..."

So what have you guys got?

Tristan ;-)

  • 10.27.2004 5:26 AM PDT
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We were at a funeral in a crematorium during the summer, when it was really hot, and my mother decided to come out with the immortal line "Bloody hell, it's like an oven in here!". Brilliant...

The other week I was talking to some friends about throwing up when drunk, and how to avoid it, when one of my female friends blurted out: "I've done the swallowing thing before when in bed with my boyfriend". Needless to say, the next thing said was along the lines of "Too much infomation!"

  • 10.27.2004 6:26 AM PDT
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hahahahahahaha these are funny

  • 10.27.2004 6:34 AM PDT
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Our bio teacher, was talking, then she's like "do you know who omish are?". "Okay, what goes clip clop clip clop clip clop, bang! Omish Driveby shooting!". May not seem that funny but coming from a 60 some year old lady I thought it was awsome.

Then there's this guy in our class (Shawn), who happens to have a hot mom (named Brenda). So our math teacher say's "hey Shawn, how do you spell Brenda?, isn't it H O T?" Shawn then threw a pen at him. It was a good day.

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  • 10.27.2004 7:19 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

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I had a the storybook hot teacher in my junior year English Literature class. She was 26, jaw-dropping gorgeous, and pretended to not know or notice the effect that she was having on the male population.

One day we were discussing classic riddles -vs- modern ones. As a modern example, she asked, "What is the difference between an "oooh" and an "ahhhh"?"

No one in the class knew the answer. She replied with an evil and knowing grin, "..about 2 inches". Thus solidifying her place in nearly everyone's fantasy menagarie.

Though I do recall she got in a bit of trouble for making the statement. One of the girls told their parents. -blam!-.


Hahaha

  • 10.27.2004 11:34 AM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Just the one.
We had a substitute History teacher, who seemed to think that he was cool. One quote stands out in particular, "Ok, you are in your groups, you have your supplies, so let's get jiggy with it!"

  • 10.27.2004 6:21 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."
Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
Witness: "'Winchester'!"
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

And for the rest of them, go here.

  • 10.27.2004 6:28 PM PDT