- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
How much ass would a female Spartan kick(not to be confused with wood chucking rodents)? Plenty. "You got blood all over my clean carpet! I hope you like being dead." -BAM!!!!- Or how about a Halo t.v. show? The MC comes in after a hard day's work, sits down to read the daily paper, and all of the sudden, female Spartan comes in(we'll call her Wenchy), "Steve, did you pick up the dry cleaning?" then Steve would respond, "Yes. Now get into the kitchen where you NEED to be, and make me a sandwich. Then you can fight a battle against the dreaded garbage! Mission Objectives: Get trash to curb." "Steve, I'm sick of you treating me like that and tracking blood into my house every damn day!" Then Steve Jr. would come down stairs, "What's going on, mommy?" "Nothing, Stevie, just go back upstairs.".... And so the show would continue. Hmmm.... I like it.
MC with an accent? Hmm. He should have a southern accent. That's where the toughest rootenest tootenest cowboys come from! Or so Yosemite Sam tells me. And he should have a handle bar mustache, because the toughest people have handlebar mustaches. And he should listen to Pantera and Rage Against the Machine.
Meh. Thoughts from a Halo player.