- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Hard Fall
First off, blonde? You say that like it's a good thing. Most blondes are true to their sterotype, seriously. Petty, stuck up, -blam!-y, and dumb.
Anyway, if you really like this girl just talk to her, and if she really hates you she wont give you the time of day.
The fact that she's a blonde explains why she hates you, she probably hates every other guy that has given her a look of approvement.
Anyway, talk to her, don't give her a ring, that makes you a -blam!-. Just get her to the dance, once you got that done, get her to your house, and if you need to, give her large amounts of strong drink. Then have your way. If you don't need to, it will be better sex cause she'll be awake and into it too. :)
I hope some of this helped.
BTW... if you follow all of my advice i'm not responsible for any legal trouble you get into.
This kid's in 7th or 8th grade, man. If he's considering giving her a ring, I doubt he'll ever get to 1st within the next year, let alone have sex. Come on, the only party he's been to is probably his little cousin's birthday party. No party means no alcohol. No alcohol means no chance in hell for this guy.
Sorry, little dude, if I hurt your feelings; but you should find a better way to talk to girls.