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Subject: Me and a HOT GIRL that hates me...
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If you give her the ring, you will be made fun of so much by everybody who knows about it.

  • 10.27.2004 5:28 PM PDT
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First off, blonde? You say that like it's a good thing. Most blondes are true to their sterotype, seriously. Petty, stuck up, -blam!-y, and dumb.

Anyway, if you really like this girl just talk to her, and if she really hates you she wont give you the time of day.

The fact that she's a blonde explains why she hates you, she probably hates every other guy that has given her a look of approvement.

Anyway, talk to her, don't give her a ring, that makes you a -blam!-. Just get her to the dance, once you got that done, get her to your house, and if you need to, give her large amounts of strong drink. Then have your way. If you don't need to, it will be better sex cause she'll be awake and into it too. :)

I hope some of this helped.

BTW... if you follow all of my advice i'm not responsible for any legal trouble you get into.

  • 10.27.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hard Fall
First off, blonde? You say that like it's a good thing. Most blondes are true to their sterotype, seriously. Petty, stuck up, -blam!-y, and dumb.

Anyway, if you really like this girl just talk to her, and if she really hates you she wont give you the time of day.

The fact that she's a blonde explains why she hates you, she probably hates every other guy that has given her a look of approvement.

Anyway, talk to her, don't give her a ring, that makes you a -blam!-. Just get her to the dance, once you got that done, get her to your house, and if you need to, give her large amounts of strong drink. Then have your way. If you don't need to, it will be better sex cause she'll be awake and into it too. :)

I hope some of this helped.

BTW... if you follow all of my advice i'm not responsible for any legal trouble you get into.


This kid's in 7th or 8th grade, man. If he's considering giving her a ring, I doubt he'll ever get to 1st within the next year, let alone have sex. Come on, the only party he's been to is probably his little cousin's birthday party. No party means no alcohol. No alcohol means no chance in hell for this guy.

Sorry, little dude, if I hurt your feelings; but you should find a better way to talk to girls.

  • 10.27.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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Aye. Although, he's 13. No alcohol is good. D.A.R.E.!!!

  • 10.27.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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this is actually a pretty sad topic. not tryin to b mean, but i laughed really hard when i first read it. but, i would NOT give her the ring untill things(if ever they do) work out between the two of u.

  • 10.27.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ocelot
dont be such a -blam!-. just go and talk to her you girls dick! and why the -blam!- are you giving her a ring?


Don't be an ass.

  • 10.27.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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i think we made him cry

  • 10.27.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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Oh well. I do feel for the guy, but really, asking for dating advice on an internet form is just beggin' for a flamming. My advice to him would be to stop looking for help here, and go out and see what works for him. You aren't going to have a serious relationship in 8th grade, but the relationships that you do have in your earlier years help prepare you for later on... it lets you get used to the idea of asking girls out so that when you actually are serious, you don't simply ooze into a puddle of gooze.
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Don't try and get laid in 8th grade... It'll mess everything up... try and wait until the ladies are more... developed. maybe 10th or 11th grade...

  • 10.27.2004 6:26 PM PDT
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listen i had this problem a few days ago (im in 9th grade and she is hot), i was nervous then she came up 2 me and asked if i had a question 4 her i told her what it was she said she had just gotten out of a long term realtion ship, then yesterday i went to her asked her to come with me and asked her to give me head she said yes (j/king) i asked her to go to the movies as friends she said she'll think about it, now 2morrow i will ask her what her conclusion is she says no i have a perfect comeback

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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Do tell. I like comebacks.

  • 10.27.2004 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: MR Titan
listen i had this problem a few days ago (im in 9th grade and she is hot), i was nervous then she came up 2 me and asked if i had a question 4 her i told her what it was she said she had just gotten out of a long term realtion ship, then yesterday i went to her asked her to come with me and asked her to give me head she said yes (j/king) i asked her to go to the movies as friends she said she'll think about it, now 2morrow i will ask her what her conclusion is she says no i have a perfect comeback


lmao. just blatantly asking for -blam!- favors.

it does work sometimes. although, with some of them, you gotta be quite persistent and then before you know it you'll find them bobbing up and down between your legs.

it took me almost a year of asking this one chick, straight up "will you blow me?" before she did. and of course, the whole time, you gotta make it seem like you're just kidding, and then it will start to annoy them, then they will either A do it just because it's annoying already or B do it because they want to make some other guy jealous. In EITHER scenario, you win.

  • 10.27.2004 8:58 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: jepepper
Make sure she talks to you first. Get in a conversation and act like an -blam!- the entire time. Girls love dicks, so be one.

I'm screwed then. Damn.

  • 10.27.2004 9:03 PM PDT
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I think it's agreed that the ring isn't much of a good idea.

  • 10.27.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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You said in the thread title she hates you, save your self the humiliation and heartache of rejection and forget it.

Unless she doesnt hate you and you put that in for no reason at all.

DONT give her a ring, you will look like a -blam!-, chicks want strong assertive guys. Plus, she will probably hate it, then you would feel worse because she doesnt wear it. guys SHOULDNT pick jewlery for chicks, flat out rule.

LISTEN TO HARD FALL, not only is he hilariously funny and straight forward, but he's right too.

[Edited on 10/27/2004 9:30:16 PM]

  • 10.27.2004 9:24 PM PDT
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Uh, I don't think you should be taking advice from these guys. But one person did get it right, try and act cool, funny, around her when your in class. Like, if she's by your friends, say some funny stuff and make her laugh, after a little while she won't hate you and you'll have a chance. Unless she's a b!tch.

  • 10.27.2004 10:09 PM PDT
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stalk her

thats the best idea yet.

  • 10.27.2004 10:44 PM PDT
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Dear little boy,
eat -blam!- and die she doesnt like you give up and spend your days watching -blam!- and playing halo -blam!- 2
p.s. you are a stalker a need a fat girl to show you some good lovin!

  • 10.28.2004 9:00 AM PDT
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no ring just talk that is all.

  • 10.28.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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in my house there is a minimum of 50 Lts of LEGAL alcohol.
she hates me because i love games and anime so i need help on that.

  • 10.28.2004 12:58 PM PDT

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