- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Hilarious..this is precious...I have tears of joy in my eyes at these two paragraphs:
Well, that’s not really fair. It’s LordGideon who lacked any sort of strategy, but in SteelValor’s defense he had a strategy which he stuck to throughout the game. He ran directly at the enemy, into whatever area they controlled with all of their power weapons, with his SMG.
In one such instance, Frankie was down in the green room running along when he noticed a radar contact moving along the same path. Figuring that he would have the sword, a combo or something equally capable of dispatching him quickly, he paused right before the opening, at which point SteelValor dropped down as Frankie readied his shotgun. As Steel dropped down with an SMG he switched weapons at the exact time you’d expect a sword-wielder to. However, instead of the sword he busted out the Needler. Truly, he is a special player. We needn’t detail how this encounter ended.
Oh man to be a noob again.