- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
The first time I saw a Grunt, I didn't have Halo. My friend was playing it on his PC.
He was doing the Pillar of Autumn, and I went to grab a drink. When I came back, Keyes was giving the Master Chief an unloaded pistol (wtf is the use in that? I asked). My friend went down the corridor, and then a couple of bullets magically appeared in his pistol.
He went throught the door, and that was the first time I saw a Grunt. One of them cracked off a very funny line, (I forget which) just when I was taking a sip. It sprayed all over my face, up my nose and down my t-shirt.
After a coughing fit, I saw another Grunt properly.
I said, "Aaaaww! It's so cute! Don't kill the poor thing! What the hell is it by the way?"