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Subject: Quest For the Holy Grail!
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Every forum needs one, so post your favorite scenes or lines!

"And then the Lord spoke, saying 'First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then, thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. The is the number thou shalth count and the number of the counting shalt be three."

  • 05.25.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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1, 2, 5!! three sir. 3!!

  • 05.25.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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"You stupid bastard! You've got no arms left!"

  • 05.25.2004 3:27 PM PDT
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"Yes I have!"
"Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound!"

  • 05.25.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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"What's it going to do, nibble our buns?"
"Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin bravely ran away!"
"Neeeeeeeeee"
"Camelot" "Camelot" "Camelot" "It's only a model."
"We eat ham and jam and spam alot!"

[Edited on 5/25/2004 3:44:01 PM]

  • 05.25.2004 3:32 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

"Are you saying that coconuts migrate?"

  • 05.25.2004 4:03 PM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

Service Record

I wave my private parts at your aunties. Your mother was a hamster, and your smelt of eldderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second timuh(time).

  • 05.25.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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"WHAT...is your favorite color?"
"Blue. No-"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 05.25.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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"Did you dress her up as a witch?"
"NO, NO, NO, yes just a bit"

  • 05.25.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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"so.....if she weighs the same as a duck...then she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"[big pause]A WHICH!"

"NNNNii"

"Bloody Peasent!"

"Who's that?"
"Must be a king."
"Why's that?"
"He hasn't got -blam!- all over him"

  • 05.25.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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"we are no longer the knights who say nee! We are now the knights who say

"icky icky icky p tang zoom dell du hooya!"

"Fisrt you must find another shrub. then you must chop down the mightiest tree in the wood with......a herring!"

  • 05.25.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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you're a king?
Well i didn't vote for you!

  • 05.25.2004 11:26 PM PDT
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"Soon, lad, all this'll be yours."

"What, the curtains?"

"No, not the curtains."

  • 05.25.2004 11:46 PM PDT

Just "Hallelujah", and only because it's also in Worms.

  • 05.26.2004 5:07 AM PDT
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"what is the average air velocity of a swalow?"
"What do you mean? an african or a european?"
"I don't know......whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"We french outsmarted you again!"

"But it has can leap about...... It has teeth about.......well just look at all the bones!"

"he killed me auntie!"
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion, let's not argue about who killed who."

"You fell out of the castle tower you creep!"

"on second thought, lets not go to Camelot, it's a silly place."

  • 05.26.2004 6:12 AM PDT
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"I FART in your general direction, you silly english kk-nnnnnnnnn-ights!!! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled - of - ELDABERRIES!"

"NOW you see the violence inherent in the System!! HELP, HELP I'm bein' REPRESSED!"

"I feeeel hap-eeee, i feeeel hap-eeeeeeeeee......"

"Yes, yes, you shall give us ALL a good spanking! And THEN!!.........................the ORAL SEX!"

[Edited on 5/26/2004 7:12:23 AM]

  • 05.26.2004 7:09 AM PDT
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If you look in the back of some scenes there is a woman beating a cat against the wall.

  • 05.26.2004 9:56 AM PDT
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Our heroes ate Sir Robins minstrels and the people rejoiced, "yay"

  • 05.26.2004 10:06 AM PDT
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.......and they were forced to eat sir roberts minstals, and there was much rejoicing.
yay.

  • 06.23.2004 3:02 PM PDT
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"Who jumps out of the rabbit?"

"Galahad, Lancelot, and I... oh."

  • 06.23.2004 3:19 PM PDT
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'Oi what are those?
"Coocnuts sah!"
"COCONUTS?!? They're not native to england, how did you get them?
"A sparrow dropped them sah!"
" A SPARROW?!?"
"An african sparrow..."
"AN AFRICAN SPARROW!?!!? Thats impossible, a sparrow weighs 3 on=unces and a coconut weighs 8!"

"What floats?
"Wood floats"
"small rocks float

  • 06.23.2004 3:27 PM PDT