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Subject: Letters to the Webmaster, where have you been?
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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Serious... There haven't been new ones in ages.

  • 12.09.2006 10:15 AM PDT

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Posted by: Doctor Jensen
I've challenged my beliefs. What is the book about?


I find that this is usually untrue. If religious people honestly, diligently and intelligently challenged their beliefs, there would be no religious people.

maybe no one writes?

  • 12.09.2006 10:17 AM PDT

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Posted by: Cockburnicus
You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
Stop sending me group invites -blam!-s!

I forgot about those... i never read them anyway...

*Krys*

  • 12.09.2006 10:18 AM PDT
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It is bad for your health...

Good point, though. I miss 'em.

  • 12.09.2006 10:19 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Perhaps the Webmaster is still immersed in a drinking contest with Yoozel. By god, they must have consumed at least the volume of 3 Pacific oceans of alcohol.

Or he hasn't gotten any letters worth responding to in awhile...

  • 12.09.2006 10:46 AM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

It's been going downhill ever since Matt Soell left. I think he was the only one who knew how to make that bastard do real work.

  • 12.09.2006 10:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: BobBQ
It's been going downhill ever since Matt Soell left. I think he was the only one who knew how to make that bastard do real work.


:P

He is probably squandering some beer or something from a hobo.

  • 12.09.2006 11:10 AM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: evilcam
Perhaps the Webmaster is still immersed in a drinking contest with Yoozel. By god, they must have consumed at least the volume of 3 Pacific oceans of alcohol.


Pfft...that contest has been over since Yoozel broke that liver I made for him. How the hell someone manages to break an indestructable liver...

I'd love to see some new letters. In the meantime, I can always re-read the old ones. I've done it twice already, but I could do it a third time. They're that funny, and I can forget some of them pretty quickly.

  • 12.09.2006 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mabian
Posted by: evilcam
Perhaps the Webmaster is still immersed in a drinking contest with Yoozel. By god, they must have consumed at least the volume of 3 Pacific oceans of alcohol.


Pfft...that contest has been over since Yoozel broke that liver I made for him. How the hell someone manages to break an indestructable liver...

I'd love to see some new letters. In the meantime, I can always re-read the old ones. I've done it twice already, but I could do it a third time. They're that funny, and I can forget some of them pretty quickly.

Next time, make 3 or 4 extra unbreakable livers, and 5 or 6 extra kidneys. You gotta be prepared for every eventuality. Especially if Yoozel is involved.

Maybe the WM went out on another research mission. I thinking that he probably already knows everything there is to know about HTML, so maybe he's researching ColdFusion or JSP now.

Are people still sending letters to the Webmaster? Just curious.

  • 12.09.2006 11:43 AM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: evilcam
Next time, make 3 or 4 extra unbreakable livers, and 5 or 6 extra kidneys. You gotta be prepared for every eventuality. Especially if Yoozel is involved.


Yeah right. He halted payments before he broke the first one. Like I'm going to trust him to pay me this time. Plus I have to start from scratch, considering that he threw up all over the blueprints for the first one.

Maybe the WM went out on another research mission. I thinking that he probably already knows everything there is to know about HTML, so maybe he's researching ColdFusion or JSP now.

Are people still sending letters to the Webmaster? Just curious.


Yeah...if you consider being in a Turkish prison a "research mission." He breaks the law so often that he's probably going to serve a life sentence. Hell, I wouldn't put it past him if he killed a man just for looking at him wrong. He's always handing out those sort of tips. Though you have to admit, seeing somewhere in the news that a man was killed by a Buncha Crunch would be hilarious.

I'd also imagine the fact that I sent him $5000 bucks for his enrichenation scheme may have done something as well. People are sending him letters, but he isn't going to answer them.

  • 12.09.2006 11:56 AM PDT

*Sgt

Or.. maybe nobody cares anymore. Not that I don't, but many people don't even know what they are.

  • 12.09.2006 12:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
...maybe he's researching ColdFusion or JSP now..


*Shudders*

  • 12.09.2006 12:30 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: SgtSTFU
Or.. maybe nobody cares anymore. Not that I don't, but many people don't even know what they are.


You know what, I think it was the money I sent. I should have believed him when he said that we wouldn't see him again if he got the money. But I thought he would have actually given me something in return. Nope, just a postcard from China that said "Sucker!!!!!"

  • 12.09.2006 12:33 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Perhaps he spent that money you sent him on some dirt cheap booze, and went blind from the crappiness of it. I doubt anyone would read him any letters, and I know no one would let him dictate to them to type up a response.

If this is the case, he should switch to abusing prescription drugs as his primary occupation if he ever gets his sight back. Poor, poor, oversized cowboy hat wearing chemical dependant wannabe gorillas. Maybe we need to start a charitable organization to inform the public of his plight.

Although its only been a year since we last heard from him. That's not that long really. For him at least.

  • 12.09.2006 1:05 PM PDT
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I haven't seen him around in a while so I guess he's on vacation.

  • 12.09.2006 1:46 PM PDT
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Maw

Posted by: stosh
I haven't seen him around in a while so I guess he's on vacation.

Nobody, I say, nobody goes on vacation for over a year. Its something else.

[Edited on 12/9/2006]

  • 12.09.2006 2:02 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: trekkie
Nobody, I say, nobody goes on vacation for over a year.


You obviously do not know the Webmaster very well.

  • 12.09.2006 2:20 PM PDT

I hate everything, but it's not my fault.

He's probably still peeing.

  • 12.09.2006 2:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ghandi 2
He's probably still peeing.


Does that mean Yoozel is probably peeing too? You know... a plastic bladder attached to his leg so he can go whenever...

[Edited on 12/9/2006]

  • 12.09.2006 2:27 PM PDT
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13/02/2005 (I've been on since then.)
Group RPG's!

DO NOT DO IT! DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT! DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT!

Yoozel could be the webmaster himself!

  • 12.09.2006 2:32 PM PDT

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Posted By: Pezza
I'll molest all of you if you don't stop spamming. Locked.

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Posted by: Darth_Eletius
Yoozel could be the webmaster himself!


maybe its all a conspiracy! *gasps*

  • 12.09.2006 2:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Darth_Eletius
Yoozel could be the webmaster himself!


My G0d! The Yoozel Vs. WebMaster in a drinking battle could have been a joke! ZOMG! An endless excuse to get slaughtered!

  • 12.09.2006 2:40 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Pee break...

Be back in 15... (months)

  • 12.09.2006 2:53 PM PDT

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Posted By: Pezza
I'll molest all of you if you don't stop spamming. Locked.

GT G3N3RALMcARTHUR

Posted by: Yoozel
Pee break...

Be back in 15... (months)

dammit.
thats where i was going too.
*waits and hopes kidneys wont burst*

  • 12.09.2006 3:11 PM PDT

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Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Posted by: Texas Ben
Serious... There haven't been new ones in ages.

Sleeping.

[Edited on 12/9/2006]

  • 12.09.2006 5:09 PM PDT

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