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Subject: Halo: Unggoy Evolved (Fan-Fic)

Thanks for the feedback, lady and gentlemen. Chapter 3 should-as a shock to all of you-be posted on Saturday. And with the Brady Bunch back together, I can finally get the ball rollin'.

  • 10.23.2007 4:46 PM PDT
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Great Chapter, just wait til Lil' Sparky shows up. >.> <.<

  • 10.23.2007 5:55 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Posted by: Rare_Spartan
Just then, the heat-wave effect of a Covenant active camouflage came into view.
"I"ve retrieved the berries that you have-"


LOLOLOL!!!! That was great. Also, I crack up whenever I picture a Grunt speaking with a strong Southern accent.

Can't wait fo' chapter 3, homie.

  • 10.24.2007 8:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Uberdawg
Posted by: Rare_Spartan
Just then, the heat-wave effect of a Covenant active camouflage came into view.
"I"ve retrieved the berries that you have-"


LOLOLOL!!!! That was great. Also, I crack up whenever I picture a Grunt speaking with a strong Southern accent.

Can't wait fo' chapter 3, homie.
The Grunt Sargeant carries a boot-shaped glass of alcohol on his belt.

Thanks, dawg. =D

  • 10.24.2007 8:30 PM PDT

Chapter 3: PIA (Preoccupied In Action)

Approximately twenty minutes after their escape from the jungle, the squad (with too few many names to mention) had already taken refuge within the underground base of Crow's Nest. With primitive door controls and a surrounding of weak, stone walls, this place appeared as though it had been built at least five hundred years in the past.
"Whatcha doin', Sarge?" asked Pillow, as he, Fisca, and Piggyback, slid past a small huddle of marines, and toward the weapons station, where their commander had been watching a TV monitor, while lounging on a bedraggled armchair.
"Oh, I was just takin' a look at this here television show. It's pretty entertaining, if not a little pointless, if you ask me." answered the Grunt Sargeant. The three Unggoy scootched closer; they saw a rather tall man, limping across a hallway with a cane.

"Next week on House, the team finds themselves in a colossal turn of-"

Just then, the room became a dark, damp, cave, (yes, even moreso than before) with every source of light-including the television-now out of commission.
"Ah, what the hell?!" barked the Grunt Sargeant, "This is exactly what happened last time!"
A few seconds later, only the monitor screen was revived, with the elderly figure of the Prophet of Truth looking straight at them.

"You are, all of you, vermin!" the Prophet shouted with deep hatred and disgust.
"Cowering in the dirt, thinking....what, I wonder. That you might escape the coming of fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass, and not even your Demon™ will live to creep-blackened from its hole-to mar the reflection of our passage. Every last creature, aside from your giraffes, who will be recruited as members of our Covenant, will be slaughtered! The culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods! And I? I am their instrument!"

The monitor dimmed, as the lights whistled back on.
"Man, I forgot how wordy that guy is." scoffed Pillow.
"By the way, Sarge," asked Fisca, "Have you seen Chrille?"
"Sorry, son, but I can't say I have." answered the Sargeant, "Last time I saw her was when-"
Right then, the entire chamber-from the ground upward-began to shake.
"What was that?" Piggyback said cautiously. Just mere seconds later, the large, steel pipe placed approximately twenty feet above their heads split in half, as an entire swarm of Yanme'e (or Drones.....or Buggers) began buzzing out.
"Retreat!" burst the Grunt Sargeant, as he and his men rushed toward the nearest doorway. However, by the time they reached the end of the cavernous chamber, both Fisca and Pillow had been latched onto the insectoid limbs of one of the Yanme'e. The phrase "Every grunt for himself!" came to mind, as the two remaining Unggoy locked the door behind them shut.

[Edited on 10.27.2007 10:15 PM PDT]

  • 10.27.2007 7:02 PM PDT

OMG, House, I love that show; another great chapter Rarez. Keep em' comming.

  • 10.27.2007 9:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Watch Your Back
I like truths speech.


But mostly, you like giraffes. :P

  • 10.28.2007 4:30 PM PDT

Posted by: DeeJ
Why don't you just give me ONE SECOND!

  • 10.29.2007 10:48 AM PDT

Posted by: HaIoChick4Ever
Quite. ;)

  • 10.29.2007 1:12 PM PDT

"Men cry not for themselves, but their comrades."

"A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him."

Great chapters, Rare! I know I've missed the past couple of chapters, but I'm trying to get on the computer more. Keep up the awesome writing!

  • 10.29.2007 2:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Arbiter of H3
Great chapters, Rare! I know I've missed the past couple of chapters, but I'm trying to get on the computer more. Keep up the awesome writing!
Tis coo', mate. This be the last thing on everybody's agenda. ;D Thanks for the feedback!

[Edited on 10.29.2007 6:33 PM PDT]

  • 10.29.2007 4:25 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Another great chapter! I lol'd pretty good at the Giraffe thing, heh.

Do keep it up.

  • 10.29.2007 8:02 PM PDT

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  • 10.31.2007 9:30 PM PDT

Thanks again, folks. ;D While I've been pretty darn busy lately, the next chapter should be posted around its regular time.

-Rarez

  • 11.01.2007 2:41 PM PDT

Chapter 4: Those Lil' Buggers

"We've gotta go back for 'em!" barked the Grunt Sargeant, with his back pulled to the crimson-lit door controls. Piggyback quickly scanned the seemingly secure corridor, then faced his comrade.
"Sorry, mate, but I'm against the whole suicide approach." Piggyback winked. The Grunt Sargeant said nothing, slapped his fingers across the terminal infront of him, and watched as the door creeked open.
When the two Unggoy re-entered the chamber, by golly, nearly the entire floor was laden with Yanme'e corpses. No man could've achieved such a daring act on his own.
"Dishonorable insects.", the duo turned to their left, where the Arbiter stood behind a remnant of the pipe that had been breeched by the now fallen drones.
"Unggoy, the drones have taken your comrades." called the Sangheili, identifying them by their armor (with the newly-designed, UNSC marine-inspired camouflage), "Have you any interest in rescuing them, I suggest you infiltrate the hive from whence they came.
"I shall accompany you both, as the primary situation is being dealt with by the Spartan."
"So, basically, you're saying that the Humans didn't need you?" Piggy asked rhetorically.
"Piggy, I tell you what. Those foo's are just racist!" the Arbiter frowned, as best an elite possibly could.
The Grunt Sargeant's pupils wandered off for a brief moment, flabbergasted by the Arbiter's sudden shift in personality.
"So, how's about we get goin' then?"
"Follow me, Unggoy!" the Sangheili exclaimed, "Onward to their wretched hive!"

Using the ingenious method of super-jumping, the crew of three managed to enter the ceiling-suspended pipeline. And after crawling through it for approximately four minutes, the three former members of the Covenant were plopped onto another piece of cold, metal flooring. This new region was a fairly large dome, made out of the same material as the pipe.
Just seconds later, three Yanme'e buzzed out of a small, funnel-like entryway connected to the ceiling.
"It's the Arbiter! Get 'im!" chirped one of the drones, catching the attention of the Sangheili's presence, specifically. The three insectoid beings came charging toward the squad, though were quickly ceased by a simple demand.
"Stop!" echoed a weak, raspy voice. And just then, another Yanme'e crept from the shadows of the corridor at the other end of the dome. This drone in particular was different from the others, as this one was much larger- almost the size of an elite, in fact.
"You three may leave." the drone ordered calmly, as the three insects scurried through the funnel.
"So, what brings you to my hive, Arbiter?" asked the drone, now looking at the two grunts, "You and your.....comrades."
"We have come for two other Unggoy. And if you care for your well-being, you will release them." barked the Sangheili, staring angrily at the oversized Yanme'e.
"Why, that's quite shallow of you, Arbiter. Making random accusations."
"I witnessed their capture at the hands of your drones. You know of the grunts that I speak of."
"But of course." the drone coughed, "You will have to sacrifice these two Unggoy, however, in order to guarantee their freedom."
"We're not leavin' anyone, buddy!" barked the Grunt Sargeant, slamming two steps forward.
"I see." whispered the insectoid, taking hold of two plasma rifles, "Then I suppose we can do this the-"
Just then, an explosion-which sounded more like a roar-of flame came from the corridor behind the elderly drone, with a small figure racing toward them. This figure was quickly perceived as Chrille, holding both Fisca and Pillow over her small shoulders.
"We need to get out of here. Now!" the Unggoy panted. Just two seconds later, however, both the floor and ceiling began to collapse, creating nothing but darkness.

[Edited on 11.03.2007 7:29 PM PDT]

  • 11.03.2007 7:14 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Posted by: Rare_Spartan
"Piggy, I tell you what. Those foo's are just racist!" the Arbiter frowned, as best an elite possibly could.
The Grunt Sargeant's pupils wandered off for a brief moment, flabbergasted by the Arbiter's sudden shift in personality.
"So, how's about we get goin' then?"
"Follow me, Unggoy!" the Sangheili exclaimed, "Onward to their wretched hive!"


LOL @ Arbiter bein' gangstah... we need to see moar of this...

Pretty good chappah. Can't wait fo' mo'!

  • 11.03.2007 7:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Uberdawg
Posted by: Rare_Spartan
"Piggy, I tell you what. Those foo's are just racist!" the Arbiter frowned, as best an elite possibly could.
The Grunt Sargeant's pupils wandered off for a brief moment, flabbergasted by the Arbiter's sudden shift in personality.
"So, how's about we get goin' then?"
"Follow me, Unggoy!" the Sangheili exclaimed, "Onward to their wretched hive!"


LOL @ Arbiter bein' gangstah... we need to see moar of this...

Pretty good chappah. Can't wait fo' mo'!


Maybe he's . . . Schiztophrenic. ( sp? lol. )

I thought that part was funny too, and the super jumping. :-)

But why did the Yan-me'e insist on capturing at least two Unggoy?
It's driving me crazy!

  • 11.03.2007 8:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Sludgee
Posted by: Uberdawg
Posted by: Rare_Spartan
"Piggy, I tell you what. Those foo's are just racist!" the Arbiter frowned, as best an elite possibly could.
The Grunt Sargeant's pupils wandered off for a brief moment, flabbergasted by the Arbiter's sudden shift in personality.
"So, how's about we get goin' then?"
"Follow me, Unggoy!" the Sangheili exclaimed, "Onward to their wretched hive!"


LOL @ Arbiter bein' gangstah... we need to see moar of this...

Pretty good chappah. Can't wait fo' mo'!


Maybe he's . . . Schiztophrenic. ( sp? lol. )

I thought that part was funny too, and the super jumping. :-)

But why did the Yan-me'e insist on capturing at least two Unggoy?
It's driving me crazy!
That's a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations. for the kiddies at home.

The more you know....

And as for all that, all will be revealed in due time. Saying that, I don't mean that in the sense that, like in previous fan-fictions, crossed my fingers, hoping you'd all forget about it. Thanks for the feedback, mates! =D

  • 11.03.2007 11:42 PM PDT

Posted by: DeeJ
Why don't you just give me ONE SECOND!

Lol, cheaters. bingey gonna ban u!

jk.

  • 11.04.2007 9:09 AM PDT

Posted by: HaIoChick4Ever
Lol, cheaters. bingey gonna ban u!

jk.
Awmig, it was a acsidint! =O

  • 11.04.2007 9:45 AM PDT

Awsome chap. mate, keep it comming; I can't wait for more.

  • 11.04.2007 9:41 PM PDT

Thanks again, folks. I'm probably headin' to a football game (lawl, teh collegez) this Saturday. Therefore, I'm still workin' out as to when the next chapter will be posted. ;D

-Rarez

  • 11.06.2007 4:19 PM PDT

Cool, man, cool; just take your time, don't rush anything.

  • 11.06.2007 10:18 PM PDT

Posted by: silverblade18
Cool, man, cool; just take your time, don't rush anything.
Well, with my hand now being broken, don't have to worry 'bout that. ;)

[Edited on 11.07.2007 5:23 PM PST]

  • 11.07.2007 2:55 PM PDT