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Subject: Halo: Unggoy Evolved (Fan-Fic)

~Silent Avenger~

I will stand by and hold on to the only thing I know true The Assassins

Great chapter Rare.

  • 01.22.2008 8:15 PM PDT

Posted by: Silent Avenger
Great chapter Rare.
Hey, what is up, my main man? Nice to hear from you again. Thanks for the feedback. :)

  • 01.22.2008 8:27 PM PDT

~Silent Avenger~

I will stand by and hold on to the only thing I know true The Assassins

Oh you know the usual trying to save humanity destroy the flood reveal the secrets of the Forerunners. But yeah recently I've been catching up on the Halo Books and your Fan-fic and I've been busy trying to make my own fan-fic using ye old pen and paper. Anyways when will your next chapter be out?

  • 01.22.2008 8:34 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Mario FTW! I will boycott this fic if Yoshi does not make an appearance in the next chapter, just so you know.

Can't wait fo' mo' yo.

  • 01.23.2008 6:35 PM PDT

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Truth and Reconciliation , Halo Infinities , Council of the Rising

YOSHI EGG!!!

  • 01.24.2008 10:29 PM PDT

Chapter 15: Technique

"Ok, what in great aunt-"
"Evening, little one." the Gravemind chanted, standing before Little Sparky yet again.
"Good evening, your highness." replied Sparky, "But...did we not just speak?"
"I thought about what you said, child. About true love."
"Oh, really?", Sparky gulped.
"I'm going to do it, lad! I'm going to find that Unggoy, and the two of us- we'll live happily ever after!"
"But, my lord," Little Sparky suggested, "Don't you think that-" But just then, the ground before him began to tremble, as High Charity began moving at full speed. Confused? Yeah, me too.

"Alright, what the hell is going on here?" the Grunt Sergeant barked, flabbergasted by this new world surrounding him and his squad.
"It's-a me, Mario!"
"Yeah, we already got that, thanks." Fisca said, giving the plump, mustached man a quick nudge.
"I need-a help! Bowser has the Princess, and I need to get her-a back." Mario said, ignoring Fisca.
"No offense, son, but if you're gonna make it out in the real world, you're going to need weapons." said the Grunt Sergeant.
"Weapons?" Mario asked, "I don't need-a weapons. You just-a jump on head."
"Say what?!" exclaimed Pillow.
"Here. Let me-a show you!" Mario said, approaching the small, brown, mushroom-shaped creature walking towards the castle's entryway. The mustached man leaped forward, and sure enough, a mere head stomp proved to be just the technique in sending these foul beasts into oblivion (that isn't a marketing scheme for the '06 title, by the way).
The three Unggoy stared blankly at the scene that had just occured. The sheer carnage of it was astonishing, to say the least.
"Whoah."

[Edited on 01.28.2008 10:05 AM PST]

  • 01.28.2008 10:04 AM PDT

Posted by: DeeJ
Why don't you just give me ONE SECOND!

:D

  • 01.28.2008 10:47 AM PDT

~Silent Avenger~

I will stand by and hold on to the only thing I know true The Assassins

'tis short but just as good as the ones before it :)

  • 01.28.2008 4:45 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Lol, another great chapter! The simple idea of Mario explaining and demonstrating the jumping on the heads of Gumbas to a group of Grunts is just riotous!

  • 01.28.2008 8:01 PM PDT
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Chapter 16: The Silliness Continues . . .

:D

Short and sweet. 'Tis good.

  • 01.28.2008 11:37 PM PDT

Thanks, everybody (except for you, Chick. You and your reptitive comments. ;)). And while some of you found it to be rather sweet, I feel it could've been moreso with a bit more length. I plan to make this Saturday's chapter relatively longer than Ch. 15 (and hopefully better, overall). Sorry, folks. It's the strike's fault!

  • 01.30.2008 3:40 PM PDT

Wow; just, wow. Rare_Spartan, you have officialy out done your self with the Mario thang! You Rock teh double horns! I can't wait for the next chapter of Awsome Gruntyness!

  • 02.03.2008 4:55 PM PDT

Thanks, Silverblade.

Chapter 16 will be posted on Friday. I might actually be serious, this time. :)

  • 02.07.2008 5:38 AM PDT

Chapter 16: So Much for Parody

The Unggoy, accompanied by (the always plump) Mario, stepped foot into the castle, the feel of hard, cold stone at their feet. Before them all stood a relatively large staircase, with a candle-lit chandelier hanging above their heads.
"Hello?" Pillow shouted, his voice echoing throughout the chamber.
"Looks like nobody's home." said Fisca, when suddenly, the ground before them began to quake.
"What..." the Grunt Sergeant said, "Was that?"
"Oh-a sheet." Mario said softly, as an enormous, turtle-esque creature walked through the darkness, and began its tread down the staircase. The creature wore a green, spiked shell on its back, coupled with sharp collars wrapped around his arms and neck. Probably the most noticable feature of the beast's appearance, however, was the red mohawk that caused the chamber to suddenly become at least sixty degress hotter.
"So, you must be the Shy Guys I ordered!" the behemoth cheered.
"End of the line, a-Bowser!" barked Mario, stepping infront of the three grunts.
"Mario?!" barked the monster, stomping his left foot to the ground, nearly snapping the staircase in half.
"Step back-a now, or Mario will have to open-a can-a woopass!" the plumber shouted, forming two fists.
"C'mon, man." Bowser replied, "Do we have to do this, today? I'm still recovering from Galaxy. Just....give a lil' while longer. I promise, we can settle this another time. I didn't even do anything, yet."
"You have ze princess, yes?" Mario asked.
"Huh? What are you talking about?!" the behemoth exclaimed.
"I saw you take-a girl in dress up to-a castle!"
"Oh, that was Zelda! Don't worry, dawg. She's from another universe.", Bowser winked.
"Is that supposed to sound hot?" Pillow asked, disgusted.
"Oh-a really? Tell me-about her!" Mario exclaimed, as he and Bowser began walking up the staircase together.
"Hey, wait a second! Where're you fellas goin'?" the Grunt Sergeant barked.
"Good day, Shy Guys." Bowser said, his voice getting fainter as he and the plumber delved deeper into the darkness.
"Well, that's just great.", the Unggoy commander sighed.
"Hey, Sarge! Come'ere. I think I found something." Pillow said, now standing through the doorway on the left side of the room. The two Unggoy followed, with the chandelier above their heads sprang to life. What appeared was a relatively large, glass dome, standing in the middle of the chamber.
"Greetings!" cheered a familiar voice, hovering just to the right of the globe, "I am 360 RingO'Fire. I am the monitor of this installation."
"What is this place?" Fisca asked, leaning closer towards the glass sphere.
"The Ark," answered RingO'Fire, "designed for the safeguarding of any and all classic moments in video gaming. Would you like to see how this globe operates?"
The Grunt Sergeant winced and said, "I'm not sure that we really-"
"Splendid!" RingO'Fire interrupted, "Let us begin."

  • 02.08.2008 6:14 PM PDT

~Silent Avenger~

I will stand by and hold on to the only thing I know true The Assassins

Ooo they better not delete all those classic moments that's what makes all the video games fun. Great chapter Rare can't wait 'til the next one comes out.

  • 02.08.2008 8:32 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Ringo'Fire + Bowser kidnapping Zelda = WIN!

While you're at it, please parody Mass Effect just a little bit! It just asked for it, lol. (BioShock or the Orange Box are a lot harder to due to their general seriousness and greatness, but if you can do it right, go for it!)

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And the sad thing is, I've never played a Nintendo game . . .

And yet I still know what's going on. <.<

  • 02.09.2008 11:28 PM PDT

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ya know, im proud to be an inverted player, its like we're a rare breed or something


Do NOT send me Recruitment Letters, doing so will get you blocked faster than you can say "Huh?"

omg, you have written alot. Nice work thoug, I almost lost it a while back ago not sure which chapeter but heres a quote.
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"Sarge. Is there something you want to tell us?" asked Pillow.

  • 02.11.2008 7:25 PM PDT

Posted by: Uberdawg
While you're at it, please parody Mass Effect just a little bit! It just asked for it, lol.
That's bold talk, son. I'll try. ;)

  • 02.14.2008 9:36 AM PDT

Chapter 17: The Plague of the Past

After a sudden occurrence of heat waves from inside of the sphere chamber-as if this tale could not become any more corny and confusing than it already is-Pillow awoke, standing ontop of a dark, marble surface. He tasted blood, and could see nothing other than a pair of blue lines, all traced with dozens of yellow dots.
"Where the heck am I?" Pillow asked himself, his voice echoing throughout the vicinity, "Sarge? Fisca?"
Just then, an enormous, yellow, circular creature began rolling towards the Unggoy, his mouth chomping on the yellow dots as he advanced.
"What the-"
The creature sped past Pillow, swallowing him whole.
Pillow opened his eyes, only to find himself within an entirely new enviornment. The grunt was now sitting inside of a soft, cushioned seat, staring through a relatively large visor. This was quickly deduced as a military jet, most likely used by the humans.
Appearing on the monitor before him was a rabbit, wearing a somewhat layered vest.
"Do a barrel roll!"
"A what?!" Pillow exclaimed, becoming irritated very quickly.
"To barrel roll, press Z or R twice." the hare said.
"Look, I don't have time for this!" Pillow shouted, "Can you just get me to-"
"Fox, get this guy off me!" shouted a rather high-pitched frog, who had just appeared on Pillow's monitor.
The rabbit's mug appeared back on the monitor, confusing the Unggoy like never before.
"You've got an enemy on your tail!
"Use the boost to get through!
"Never give up! Trust your instincts!"
"Gosh, I want to kill myself.", Pillow sighed, slamming his head into the control panel.

Fisca awoke, a circular, glass door standing before him. The room was almost completely darkened, with the only light coming from his newly charged plasma pistol. Just then, the voice of a thick Scottish accent came from the device planted on the wall just to his left.
"Would you kindly pick up that shortwave radio?"

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  • 02.16.2008 2:20 PM PDT

~Silent Avenger~

I will stand by and hold on to the only thing I know true The Assassins

Nice, was that yellow creature packman?

  • 02.16.2008 4:52 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

LOL @ "Fox, get this guy off me!"

Parody FTW.

Would you kindly parody Gears of War, while you're at it? :D

  • 02.16.2008 8:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Silent Avenger
Nice, was that yellow creature packman?


Well, it certainly wasn't Bomberman.

  • 02.16.2008 11:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Uberdawg
LOL @ "Fox, get this guy off me!"

Parody FTW.

Would you kindly parody Gears of War, while you're at it? :D
Gears of War? Mass Effect? It's always the good games with you, isn't it? >:( Besides, if I included The Cole Train, those grunts would be dead in, like, a millisecond.

And Sludgee, how'd you know? :O

  • 02.17.2008 12:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rare_Spartan
Posted by: Uberdawg
LOL @ "Fox, get this guy off me!"

Parody FTW.

Would you kindly parody Gears of War, while you're at it? :D
Gears of War? Mass Effect? It's always the good games with you, isn't it? >:( Besides, if I included The Cole Train, those grunts would be dead in, like, a millisecond.

And Sludgee, how'd you know? :O


But, but, good games are good!

Know what?

  • 02.19.2008 6:34 PM PDT