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Subject: Halo: Unggoy Evolved (Fan-Fic)

Posted by: Sludgee
o_0

Now they can . . . do something else.
Yeah, like that'll ever happen!


[Edited on 03.19.2008 6:04 PM PDT]

  • 03.19.2008 5:04 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

LOL. I still love the girly Gravemind...

  • 03.19.2008 8:33 PM PDT

Posted by: Uberdawg
LOL. I still love the girly Gravemind...

Same here. I always get a laugh out of it.

  • 03.23.2008 8:15 PM PDT

~Silent Avenger~

I will stand by and hold on to the only thing I know true The Assassins

Posted by: Uberdawg
LOL. I still love the girly Gravemind...


I third that.

  • 03.26.2008 3:13 PM PDT

For those of you that are interested, the first bit of our [mine and Uberdawg's] new fan-fiction, The Misadventures of Captain MacMillan, is now up for reading. The link is in Rare's sig. But for now, let's enjoy some holsome, Grunty antics. =O

Chapter 21: I Hate that Cliché!

"So, would you do me the honor of telling me your name?" asked Hackle, sipping on his glass of Gimpvey (the Unggoy's most treasured beverage).
"Hackle," the female Unggoy said, moving up the three-step staircase toward his desk, "It's me. Chrille."
Hackle spat the Gimpvey ontop of his desk (then stood up), staring at his former mate with wide eyes.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Hackle barked, pointing toward the grunt at the far left side of the room (who was searching through the kitchen freezer), "And who's he?"
"I believe we've met. No hard feelings regarding the Lekgolo incident, I would hope." Piggyback said, offering his hand. Hackle looked at him uneasily, and in turn fell back into his chair.
"Tell me: why are you here?" he asked again.
"We've come to rescue you." Chrille responded.
"Rescue me? From what?"
"The Covenant, lad!" Piggyback exclaimed, "Now, c'mon."
"Sorry, you two. But this is where I belong. Now, you can either join us, or I can call the Jiralhanae in here." Hackle said coldly.
"You can't be serious! We just busted our arses to find you, because we thought you needed our help. Now, you tell us to join you?" Piggyback shouted.
"Hackle, the Great Journey is a joke!" Chrille explained, "The Prophets are using all of you for their own selfish needs!"
Hackle sighed, "I'm sorry it's come to this."
The Unggoy pressed his finger on the button activating an intercom on the other side of the methane suite.
"Lorraine, we've got a problem."

[Edited on 03.30.2008 5:33 PM PDT]

  • 03.30.2008 5:32 PM PDT
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Lol, huh?

Hmmm, I wonder who Lorraine is . . . o.0

  • 03.30.2008 10:01 PM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Posted by: Sludgee
Lol, huh?

Hmmm, I wonder who Lorraine is . . . o.0


Indeed.

And gosh darnit, I DO hate that freakin' cliche of two guys working their butts off to save their buddy, and when they get there, he turns on them.

But dun wury rare, itz all gun b k ;)

  • 03.31.2008 5:06 PM PDT

Join the best group of all time Last Refuge!

Posted by: KidWitPotential
ya know, im proud to be an inverted player, its like we're a rare breed or something


Do NOT send me Recruitment Letters, doing so will get you blocked faster than you can say "Huh?"

gets bettereery time I read it.

  • 04.03.2008 1:26 PM PDT

Thanks for the feedback, folks. With The Misadventures of Captain MacMillan being a pretty big focus for Spartan and myself, I'm not sure when the next chapter will be out the door. I'm going to try to post it, this Friday.

-Rarez

[Edited on 04.06.2008 2:34 PM PDT]

  • 04.06.2008 2:33 PM PDT

OH, MY, GOD! This story keeps getting better and better every time I read it! Nice job, and keep a Chuggin' Rare!

  • 04.09.2008 10:29 PM PDT

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Truth and Reconciliation , Halo Infinities , Council of the Rising

lol, some suspense.

  • 04.10.2008 6:45 PM PDT
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Well, I love suspence, anyway, great chapter.

  • 04.10.2008 9:02 PM PDT

While I have been holding it off for awhile now, the next chapter will surely be posted this weekend. Thanks to the patient people for being....patient.

-Rarez

[Edited on 04.19.2008 2:09 PM PDT]

  • 04.16.2008 8:22 PM PDT
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Cant wait. I read the whole thing in like 5 hours.

  • 04.19.2008 8:33 PM PDT

~Silent Avenger~

I will stand by and hold on to the only thing I know true The Assassins

Just caught up on this thread two, Nice job. Can't wait until the next chapter comes out.

  • 04.21.2008 5:34 PM PDT
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oh man, i can't wait!
sorry for joining in so late, but i have finally caught up...
oh, and that "cereal bowl" is actually bowsers flying thing.
he has it to escape in a few of that games.
great stuff, rare!

  • 04.21.2008 8:01 PM PDT
Subject: Halo: Unggoy Evolved (Fan-Fic; Part Three Begins on Pg. 18)
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nice story! halo is amazing and thanks for telling me things i dont know keep it going!!

  • 04.22.2008 7:08 PM PDT

Like I said: Rare; Keep em comming, you rock!

  • 05.08.2008 9:55 PM PDT
Subject: Halo: Unggoy Evolved (Fan-Fic)

Sorry for the absence of any chapters in the past month in a half. Aside from writing chapters for The Misadventures of Captain MacMillan, I've just been really busy. I hope to get the next chapter relatively soon.

-Rarez

  • 05.16.2008 3:47 PM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

This is cool but ELITES 4 LIFE MANNNNN!!!!!!

  • 05.28.2008 12:53 PM PDT