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Subject: Who can come up with the most off topic crap?

My body was not ready for this thread.

  • 09.04.2012 5:48 PM PDT

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power" -- Abraham Lincoln

What the hell is going on. My ming has been blown. Dain bramage is extensive.

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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

I can safely bet that this will be remembered by the Flood.

Achronos. My dear Foman.

Welcome

To Retarded Park.

*cue John Williams*

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  • 09.04.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

To stay on-topic or rather off-topic

Landsharks

  • 09.04.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Farseer Lusty: thoughts?
gallowsCalibrator: Like I said, I was incorrect.
Posted by: Phantom5niper
Oh NO its locked gamer your are retarded.

Posted by: Vien
Posted by: MacrabreMonster
<3
<3 <3 The Sangheili have two hearts...


Posted by: MacrabreMonster
SOMETIMES.


WHEN YOU'RE ALONE.


I PRETEND I'M A CARROT COVERED IN LUBRICANT.


IT LETS ME SLIP AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM WHILE LISTENING TO KID CUDI!!!!11!














aND THEN. AND THEN I BECOME THE MOON. AND I WATCH YOU OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, THE FLOOD LIKES TO FAP TO DINOSAURS.

















AND THEN THIS ONE TIME.

I PRETENDED I WAS A COW.






WHILE ON FIRE.
















PEPPERMINT TIME!
FOR THE DAAAAAAARK GOOOOOOOOOOODS!

  • 09.04.2012 5:48 PM PDT
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What the...

  • 09.04.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Im part of the magic!!:D

-JuniorBandit96

  • 09.04.2012 5:48 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
If it wasn't Recon... Alright, calm down, guys, I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

OH GOD THEY'RE HERE!

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Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Posted by: Haloroach
I can safely bet that this will be remembered by the Flood.
This, into the archive this will go.

  • 09.04.2012 5:49 PM PDT


Posted by: General Noobus

Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: General Noobus
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How can we be sure it wasn't you?
Well I am the first post since 2004,I could possibly be using my secret ninja powers and blaming Recon...

You don't need to be a ninja to bump an archived thread. People in the past have bumped archived threads without being a mod.

  • 09.04.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Gamertag: regime change
Steam name should be something similar

inb4 top forum topic

  • 09.04.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Numba one Italian on da flud.


Posted by: EpicOfTheEpicz
If it wasn't Recon... Alright, calm down, guys, I'm not saying it was aliens, but...


ALIEAESN!?

Seriously, a system bug maybe?

  • 09.04.2012 5:49 PM PDT

GOAT

[Thread Saved]

DO IT GUYS

  • 09.04.2012 5:49 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.

OK, i give up.

imma go do something else until all this confusion's blown over.

  • 09.04.2012 5:50 PM PDT

"I hate airplanes."
-Francis


Posted by: Deadlights911
What the...


Deadlights, let me explain something to you. This is like Germany invading Poland. It will start something so strong that not even Achronos will not be able to stop it. It will be.. Porch Day III.

  • 09.04.2012 5:50 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*


Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: General Noobus

Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: General Noobus
Deleted post

How can we be sure it wasn't you?
Well I am the first post since 2004,I could possibly be using my secret ninja powers and blaming Recon...

You don't need to be a ninja to bump an archived thread. People in the past have bumped archived threads without being a mod.
It has to be stickied first.

But who's to say I didn't do it

  • 09.04.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien.
Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar.
tenn' Ambar-metta!

LOL! Oh boy the old days! ;P

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This thread... oh man.

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Recon! You can't do that! The future will be changed!

You've created a TIME PARADOX!

  • 09.04.2012 5:50 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I wonder if the guy who made the thread originally never ever got a hot-topic, and his only wish was to get one, then, on his deathbed (he was shot in the lung by a monkey) he went to the flood and saw that his thread had become what he wanted most.

  • 09.04.2012 5:51 PM PDT