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Anything goes here and I'll start it off.*walks around playground stalking the next person who post.
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Flies a Pickle over to Heck Holae and asks him why the hell hes stalking me.
*Jumps of slide and dies*
*shoots Ender and watches the rag doll fisics do the rest*
Walks up to a squirel and throws it at H3CK HOLE.
*trains squirel to attack all people who die from slides*
*flicks everybody off and goes to eat a sandwich* ( o o ) <^> <^>
Posted by: buffalo wing*flicks everybody off and goes to eat a sandwich* ( o o ) <^> <^>*dies because sandwich is radioactive*
*trains squrel to attack guys who've been killed by sandwiches.
*Buffalo Wing's ghost sues h3ck hole's squrill because of corpse abuse*[Edited on 10/28/2004 4:14:14 PM]
*runs everyone over with a Hellhog* Double kill...Triple kill...Killtackular...Running riot...(repeat)[Edited on 10/28/2004 4:26:24 PM]
*dances in the hellhog*
*throws a crate's worth of plasma grenades at Daisuke, vaporizing him while Captain Fleas gets Boren's Syndrome which comes in handy for what happens next*
*Swings on swingset*...with shotgun.
dropkicks Excommunicado off the swing, takes the shotgun and shoots him in the face