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Subject: Would you like some candy? Laser War
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Anything goes here and I'll start it off.

*walks around playground stalking the next person who post.

  • 10.28.2004 3:31 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Flies a Pickle over to Heck Holae and asks him why the hell hes stalking me.

  • 10.28.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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*Jumps of slide and dies*

  • 10.28.2004 3:35 PM PDT
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*shoots Ender and watches the rag doll fisics do the rest*

  • 10.28.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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Walks up to a squirel and throws it at H3CK HOLE.

  • 10.28.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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*trains squirel to attack all people who die from slides*

  • 10.28.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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*flicks everybody off and goes to eat a sandwich*

( o o )
<^> <^>

  • 10.28.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: buffalo wing
*flicks everybody off and goes to eat a sandwich*

( o o )
<^> <^>


*dies because sandwich is radioactive*

  • 10.28.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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*trains squrel to attack guys who've been killed by sandwiches.

  • 10.28.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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*Buffalo Wing's ghost sues h3ck hole's squrill because of corpse abuse*

[Edited on 10/28/2004 4:14:14 PM]

  • 10.28.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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*runs everyone over with a Hellhog* Double kill...Triple kill...Killtackular...Running riot...(repeat)

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  • 10.28.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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*dances in the hellhog*

  • 10.28.2004 5:03 PM PDT
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*throws a crate's worth of plasma grenades at Daisuke, vaporizing him while Captain Fleas gets Boren's Syndrome which comes in handy for what happens next*

  • 10.28.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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*Swings on swingset*


















...with shotgun.

  • 10.28.2004 5:23 PM PDT
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dropkicks Excommunicado off the swing, takes the shotgun and shoots him in the face

  • 10.28.2004 5:48 PM PDT