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Posted by: Beowul7
May I join?


First, you must go through the Gauntlet.

  • 11.04.2006 11:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: shadowlord69
has anyone ever thought about creating a religion based on halo? just a funny idea to toss around

HAHAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!......HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

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Posted by: shadowlord69
has anyone ever thought about creating a religion based on halo? just a funny idea to toss around


Woah. This is starting to creep me out now. I read a topic like this on the Halo3 forums on gamespot.

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Posted by: Mabian
"And the Master Chief did rain bullets upon his enemies, and he did smite them smitily. And the little Grunts ran in fear of his power. And the Elites fell one by one. And the Jackals' shields proved ineffective against the might of a single grenade. And the Hunters' armor plating could not protect them from the onslaught. And the Master Chief did own them, and he saw that there was carnage, and it was good."
LMAO

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Posted by: Ovechkin 8
Posted by: Mabian
"And the Master Chief did rain bullets upon his enemies, and he did smite them smitily. And the little Grunts ran in fear of his power. And the Elites fell one by one. And the Jackals' shields proved ineffective against the might of a single grenade. And the Hunters' armor plating could not protect them from the onslaught. And the Master Chief did own them, and he saw that there was carnage, and it was good."
LMAO

  • 11.04.2006 12:47 PM PDT

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NO. Halo isn't Star Wars.

  • 11.04.2006 1:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: Snakedude4life
Posted by: Beowul7
May I join?


First, you must go through the Gauntlet.


Yes....The Gauntlet....Do You dare????

  • 11.04.2006 1:20 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Don't be daunted by the Gauntlet. It's actually something those guys made up to scare off new members. All that you actually have to do is give Bungie your soul, or something of equal or greater value.

Also, if you give your soul and a hundred dollars, you get a photograph of the Slingshot. 500 will get you a postcard from The Man with a picture of the Slingshot. 1,000 will allow you to pull the lever once.

  • 11.04.2006 3:27 PM PDT

It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. And it is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves the flag, whose coffin is draped in the flag that allows the protester to burn the flag.Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC

Who Shall be the leader of our Halo Church?

Pope Frankie? Nah sounds lame

  • 11.04.2006 3:32 PM PDT
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

Posted by: Armatik
-_-

  • 11.04.2006 4:32 PM PDT

With the possible exception of invisible germs, ninjas are the most stealthy entity known to man. Look behind you right now! you don't see anything do you? Thats because the ninja standing there is to stealthy to be seen.

lol, 'the septagon/the 7th column' sounds harlf way there.
would it be an evil or good religion
evil sounds cooler

  • 12.04.2006 3:18 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Mabian
Yes, but this religion would have a heirarchy, wouldn't it? So it's not my responsibility to remember all 300 Rules. It's your responsibility as one of the Sacred Ninjas to remind us all.

I suppose it's also their job to smite the ungrateful... ?

  • 12.04.2006 3:43 AM PDT

I'm not really a religious person but i'd sign up for that religion in a second. anything where i get to wear an awesome set of armour and beat the crap out of alien's faster and with more strength that any human i'm up for.

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Bungie listens to its fans! ^.^ | Ninja .II./ You
RCG: In ur base, steelin' ur flagz. | Watch the demo, then join the carnage!

Please don't bump month-old threads. Bumping is irritating, as it knocks things off the front page that may just be more worthy...

It's understandable (maybe) if you've been on holiday for a month... have you? Hmmm? =P

Edit: FYI, Pyrobellum, I am going to -blam!-ing kill you. Just so you know. =)

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The Master Chief will effortlessly kill almost every alien race in the universe, and the rest become MC's loyal but eventually they fight back, but get pwned.

[Edited on 12/4/2006]

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Why not a religion abuot the forerunners...
Or make the team at bungie create a covenant language, so we can use codewords, or talk a strange language over the telephone so our parent lock us up in our rooms..........

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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: Pink Menace
I suppose it's also their job to smite the ungrateful... ?


And Recon did rise out of bed, and as he looked upon his screen he saw a great abomination. For the Trolls [capitalized for dramatic effect; trolls, not the actual Trolls] had created a commotion. And Recon did unleash the ninjas, and he did delete their threads, and the forums were at peace, and Recon saw it and that it was good.

A Bungie religion would be so cool...

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Posted by: MAC 13720
Posted by: shadowlord69
has anyone ever thought about creating a religion based on halo? just a funny idea to toss around


Your going down the same slippery road as Tom Cruise...Scientology...


lol. "Help me Tom Cruise! Use your witch craft to put the fire out!" -Ricky Bobby

  • 12.06.2006 10:12 AM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

Posted by: Snakedude4life
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OMFG!!!!!!!! IT'S THE ELUSIVE ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!

*Hits knees*

Long have I searched for this great thing of rofl-ness... It is beautiful and intricately good. *Bows*

Uhhh, anyway... about a Halo religion... I'm liking this idea.

  • 12.06.2006 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: homocidalham
*watches futurama*

If halo became a religion, what would they yell when they throw us all into a volcano?

He's dead, Jim?

I keep to my own religion.

Everyone, let us 'Eyyy'. Now sit on it.

  • 12.07.2006 12:20 AM PDT
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Osmosis!

Posted by: BobBQ
Blamen.

Blam-em
Fixed?


Posted by: Snakedude4life
Posted by: Beowul7
May I join?

First, you must go through the Gauntlet.

The Gauntlet

[Edited on 12/7/2006]

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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Thy spawn of Shishka shall be born into the world.
From thee who dissed Frankie.
And he shall live among and rule thy Bungie for 7 years.
Until Frankie shall come and kick him in the ass, and tells him to piss off.
Then, we shall live with Frankie in peace for 100 years

  • 12.07.2006 2:34 AM PDT
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This thread is funny...except for that thing that stare3 said, that was just...(worthy of 3 dots...)

Anyway, they did it with Star Wars so let's do it with Halo. Ah ha.

[Edited on 12/7/2006]

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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Posted by: KX
This thread is funny...except for that thing that stare3 said, that was just...(worthy of 3 dots...)

Anyway, they did it with Star Wars so let's do it with Halo. Ah ha.


Yeah, sorry, went a bit overboard there.

  • 12.07.2006 2:12 PM PDT

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