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Subject: Funny Halo 2 Twists (Dont worry, Not a Spoiler)

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I was reading a post in New Mombasa by AngelSlayer and it said this:

I think that before the Covenant come to earth, the humans built a giant paper mache earth right in front of the real one, so the covenant land and start attacking that earth, but then MC blows it up. Or something.


Now that sparked an idea. What if that really was the ending to Halo 2? What do you think some funny as hell plot twists to Halo 2 would be?

[Edited on 10/29/2004 2:22:18 PM]

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That's a good idea for when you beat the game on legendary or something as an alternate ending.

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The covenant form a peace treaty with MC and you go crazy on the marines.

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The covenant had only wanted a hug. Johnson had achieved this a couple unfortunate moments before they were killed.

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
The covenant had only wanted a hug. Johnson had achieved this a couple unfortunate moments before they were killed.


i don't think that's a funny twist. I think that's the truth.

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
The covenant had only wanted a hug. Johnson had achieved this a couple unfortunate moments before they were killed.

Sucks for humanity

Of course Johnson is coming back in halo 2. i'm sure he can find another elite to hug.

  • 10.29.2004 2:27 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I thought it would be funny if MC had married a flood and had babies. The babies were the Covenant. Then they broke up and MC stopped playing Child Support, so the Flood had no money. To get money the flood had to sign up for some medical expiriments where they were captured by the Moniter. Now the Covies want payback for having no father as children, so their gonna destroy all of hman kind.

And the answer to everyones question si yes, I do have way too much spare time.

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The Chief and the High Prophet of Truth play rock, paper, siscsors to see who dies.

  • 10.29.2004 2:37 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

lol.

Humans are all Covies in costumes and Covies are all Humans in costumes, so Humans are really winning the war!

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They play just a minute to decide the war, but as elites can pretty much only say 'wort', they lose. Then Paul Merton takes his rightful place as the ruler of the galaxy.

[Edited on 10/29/2004 2:44:52 PM]

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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Socialist... are you really socialist?

These are great! I just saw the 60 second preview for the first time... Im in love.

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Prophet: "Woops! The ancient texts say Hamans are abominations. Sorry, fellas. Our bad."

*covenant leave*

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Prophet: "Woops! The ancient texts say Hamans are abominations. Sorry, fellas. Our bad."

*covenant leave*

lmao thats great dude

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Prophet: "Woops! The ancient texts say Hamans are abominations. Sorry, fellas. Our bad."

*covenant leave*
Lost in translation.

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ORRRRRR it turns out it was all a dream and John117 was just a very imaginative child...and violent...

[Edited on 10/30/2004 10:29:04 AM]

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I think they got that idea from Pinky and The Brain when they used a paper mache earth to fool the people to go to it by offering free t shirts. and then took over the real word and played Scrable all day. until a meteor hit the real earth and they had to go to the fake one to live there.

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If Master Chief is really the Food Nipple Grunt and has secret plans of a grunty rebellion. The grunts end up taking over the universe, and you find out that they are the forerunners.

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MC has a tea party with the flood.

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The Covenant and humans are at peace one day and go to Boston and celebrate the Yankees falling at the hand of the Red Sox...then at midnight they start killing each other

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MC falls down some stairs, breaks his neck and dies. Humanity is wiped out. The end.

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After long years of war the covenant give up and sign a peace treaty then 1 day on a human/covie colony there r som grunts with a boom box listenin 2 G UNIT(aka grunt unit) and some former marines come in a warthog listinin 2 some heavy metal and they stop at a red light where the grunts are.The marines get ticked off and turn it up louder and so do the grunts.They keep this up until they cann\ not then the marines get out of the car and pop the trunk and gets some smgs and the grunts c them and takes som plasma grenades they had saved.That is the end of halo 2 and the beginning of halo 3 the battle of the bands. lol jk

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No matter what the MC dies. There's no way to stop it. He just dies, and then the covenant destroy all of humanity.

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Posted by: Pink Menace
I was reading a post in New Mombasa by AngelSlayer and it said this:

I think that before the Covenant come to earth, the humans built a giant paper mache earth right in front of the real one, so the covenant land and start attacking that earth, but then MC blows it up. Or something.


Wasn't that a Pink & the Brain episode? The Brain made a second Earth and sent everyone there so he could take over the original, but then the original was destroyed. Or something.

[Edited on 10/30/2004 12:30:16 PM]

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Posted by: Geronimo
Posted by: Pink Menace
I was reading a post in New Mombasa by AngelSlayer and it said this:

I think that before the Covenant come to earth, the humans built a giant paper mache earth right in front of the real one, so the covenant land and start attacking that earth, but then MC blows it up. Or something.


Wasn't that a Pink & the Brain episode? The Brain made a second Earth and sent everyone there so he could take over the original, but then the original was destroyed. Or something.

I saw that episode too. That's immediately what I thought of when I read the post

  • 10.30.2004 12:48 PM PDT