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Subject: stupidest thig youve ever seen a marine do
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what is the stupidest thing youve seen a marine doi wonna know

  • 10.29.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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o ya forgot to add that the stupidest thing i've seen a marine do is try to fly a ghost then crash right into a hunter

  • 10.29.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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well i want to say a few things

run into a granade
not move when a granade is thrown at or near them
not pay any attention to the brite glowing plasma swords of invisible elites
stand still when you go into a densly covenent populated area
stand right infront of a fast moving vihicle and get run over
get in a ghost and then run over you
get in a ghost and stupidly get in your line of fire thus get shot by you
throw a granade right next to you and just as it blows up say "frag out!"
kill an enimy and then cheer about it and get a plasma grenade stuck to him
run his head into the crosshairs of your gun just as your about to shoot and get killed
run into a flying plasma grenade you jsut threw
run into a flying plasma grenade a covenant just threw
get a grenade stuck to him and run around like a chicken with his head cut off
look into your eyes like hes -blam!-
shoot you once and then say "sorry" like it hurt you
pputting a soldier out of his misery and then hearing sarge say "mind not killin my men!"
purpesfully run into certain death
steal a seat in wortog/scorpian that was reserved for the other player
get in the way of your crosshairs just as you aim for the head of an enimy

there those are all the stoopuhd things i can think of

  • 10.29.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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thats alot of things

  • 10.29.2004 4:25 PM PDT
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nah really...

  • 10.29.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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just like last time... i got alot of time on my hands so i listed everything

  • 10.29.2004 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: golden pants
well i want to say a few things

run into a granade
not move when a granade is thrown at or near them
not pay any attention to the brite glowing plasma swords of invisible elites
stand still when you go into a densly covenent populated area
stand right infront of a fast moving vihicle and get run over
get in a ghost and then run over you
get in a ghost and stupidly get in your line of fire thus get shot by you
throw a granade right next to you and just as it blows up say "frag out!"
kill an enimy and then cheer about it and get a plasma grenade stuck to him
run his head into the crosshairs of your gun just as your about to shoot and get killed
run into a flying plasma grenade you jsut threw
run into a flying plasma grenade a covenant just threw
get a grenade stuck to him and run around like a chicken with his head cut off
look into your eyes like hes -blam!-
shoot you once and then say "sorry" like it hurt you
pputting a soldier out of his misery and then hearing sarge say "mind not killin my men!"
purpesfully run into certain death
steal a seat in wortog/scorpian that was reserved for the other player
get in the way of your crosshairs just as you aim for the head of an enimy

there those are all the stoopuhd things i can think of

that about sums it up

  • 10.29.2004 8:50 PM PDT
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ooh ooh ooh! And jumping out of the tank off the bridge to their deaths when i get off the safe side.

  • 10.29.2004 9:38 PM PDT
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Run me over with a Ghost, and then say "Sorry about that!"

  • 10.29.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Well not sure it was the stupidest thing but it was quite hilarious when I first heard it.... Once a marine killed me with some random grenade, and then says "We are FUBARed!"

  • 10.29.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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I was at the edge of a cliff on a warthog with a Marine in the passanger seat. I got off, and when he jumped off of the seat, he fell to his death...I felt bad, so I killed myself and respawned just before the tragic incident :)

  • 10.29.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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when all the marines line up behind you, so when that wall of needles and plasma comes at you, you have nowhere to go and you get hit with 200 needles

  • 10.29.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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This just happened to me today, I was playing through 343GS and one Marine accidentally killed another Marine, so the other Marine was just like "Sorry"

  • 10.29.2004 11:14 PM PDT
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when a marine is standing next to a cliff and a grunt throws a grenade at him. He dodges and leaps off the cliff.

when you get in a ghost and a marine runs up beside your ghost. You turn it slightly and the wing nudges the marines head off.

  • 10.30.2004 1:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: R3claimer
ooh ooh ooh! And jumping out of the tank off the bridge to their deaths when i get off the safe side.
lmao i always do that when i get to the part where you cant move the tank anymore right off the cliff

  • 10.30.2004 2:08 AM PDT
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On Truth an Reconsiliation when a marine throws a 'nade as hard as he can when another marine steps in from of him and the nade hits him in the back of the head. the marine that threw it says "hit the dirt" and when it explodes the marine that got in the ways says "you clumbsy bastard"

  • 10.30.2004 2:15 AM PDT
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I was using a rocket launcher and scoping,so my field of vision was restricted. Then,out of no where, a marine ran into my crosshair as i fired. So,instead of flying elites and grunts,me and the marine were blown to bits. Then the sarge said" Someone call Captain Keyes and tell him what happened."
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  • 10.30.2004 2:35 AM PDT
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i gotta say when ya get in a vehicle and the marines get all around u and wont move or try to get in the Hog on the drivers side and then just barly nug it and he dies

  • 10.30.2004 6:23 AM PDT
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ok this isn't what i saw but my friend did because it's on the pc version see what happend was a marine grabbed a flamethrower on 343 and followed him then the flood appeard and the marine set everybody in the area on fire including the mc

  • 10.30.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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stupidest thing i ever saw a marine do-
i was about to snipe some covies in T & R i zoom in at 10x and about to fire
as soon as i do, marine walks by and he gets shot
wtf is wrong with them?
didnt they hear cortana telling them to stay while i snipe some covenant?

  • 10.30.2004 12:36 PM PDT
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Posted: 10/30/2004 10:19:57 AM
Subject: stupidest thig youve ever seen a marine do



"ok this isn't what i saw but my friend did because it's on the pc version see what happend was a marine grabbed a flamethrower on 343 and followed him then the flood appeard and the marine set everybody in the area on fire including the mc"



-Okay your friend is a fuc%ing liar because you CAN`T GET A FLAMETHROWER IN 343 GS ON PC IN SINGLE. The fuel rod gun and flamethrower were exclusive to multiplayer. Stupid liar.

  • 10.30.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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[color=red]the second list!!![/color]

2 marines in a row standing still and a covie lobs a granade on sidesteps and the other stays still gets it stuck to him and they both die

being in a scorpian next to the edge and as you get out they fall oveer the edge

folow you over the edge of a cliff when you fall off one

throw a granade right under you

shoot other marines

run around like chikens with there heds cut off while you stay still

not ever jump out of the way of a banshee driven by a covie

not ever jump out of the way of a banshee driven by you

run around rapidly and as you trow a granade it gets suck to him

get in the way of your rocket launcher and blow you and him to bite sized peices

watch as all the other marines die forom a plazma sword elite

not even watch out when a hunter melee's

stand next to a cliff and get shot once and fall over the cliff

get killed 1:00 in to the game

get killed 30 seconds into the game

get killed 10 seconds into the game

have all the marines die in less then a minute

try to kill you when you have killed 3-5 marines already

become invincible when you kill captain keys on piller of autums

become compleatly ablivios to all enimys

get in a tank/warthog with only 1 hp left and die the second the board your ship

stay in a worthog after you have goten out and get killed

stay in a worthog/tank as you drive it off the edge

trow a grenade right befor death thus making the granade stay close to the area he was at and kill you and the other marines

run into a covanent with a granade stuck on his back

rune into another marine with a granade wtuck to his back

allow ck(captain keys) to die easily on the truth and reconciliation

shoot ck and kill him on te truth and reconciliation

stand right next to a worthog and as you just slightly move he gets killed

run in fron of you crosshairs just as you about to take the final shot at an elite

run in fron of you crosshairs just as you about to take the final shot at an elite and die

run in fron of you crosshairs just as you about to take the final shot at a hunter

run in fron of you crosshairs just as you about to take the final shot at a hunter and die

kill a grunt, cheer and as he cheers get shot and die

not try defending himself as you shoot him to death

kill a grunt, cheer and as he cheers gets run over by a worthog/scorpian/banshee/ghost

[color=blue]thats all i can think of for now[/color]

[Edited on 10/30/2004 1:06:40 PM]

  • 10.30.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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Ditto to golden pants. It's like, HELLO, why are you rolling INTO the path of my tank? You've got that nice field out there to frolic in, go to it!

  • 10.30.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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How about grunts? What's the funniest thing you've ever seen a grunt do/say?

  • 10.30.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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The stupidest thing i have ever seen a marine do was on Truth and Reconciliation. Me and my marines were outside in the third area where the dropship comes down ( the area before the grav lift). As the dropship came down a marine standing underneath it decided to throw a grenade. As you can guess it bounced right back and completely blew him up. That made me laugh..............and revert to saved because it got me killed.

  • 10.30.2004 1:42 PM PDT

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