- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
they dont throw grenades because they are magically incapable of throwing them. The second they try, they implode in a burst of flames and electricity. Thats just for plasma nades tho, if they tried to throw frags, they would change colors rapidly and start to float up uncontrollably and then when they are high in the air, they turn into mystical nymphs that cannot fly and so they plummet to thier deaths as they cast thier nymph magic to make flashy magical attempts that entertain us as they struggle to not die and then they hit the ground and make funny little poppping sounds as they die. The reason they still carry them is that they like the taste of the grenades, they are like jawbreakers for the infection forms to gather energy from while they are inside a corpse.
[Edited on 5/25/2004 7:24:35 PM]