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Change names for invetions for example
Fire: Phone
Meat: Sponge
Goggles: chair

  • 10.29.2004 6:34 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ummmmm...

Napalm Strike!

  • 10.29.2004 6:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: H3CK H0LE
Change names for invetions for example
Fire: Phone
Meat: Sponge
Goggles: chair


i found meat while sitting on a goggles while taking on the fire

  • 10.29.2004 6:55 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

And I repeat.

Napalm Strike!

I have no idea why I just did that.


How about...

Brass Knuckles: Crayon
Viagra: Soup
Needle:O-Zone

  • 10.29.2004 7:28 PM PDT
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Remember to ingest your soup with a O-zone, or someone might punch you with crayons.

  • 10.29.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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ok ummm

lamp:toxic waste
Printer:pavement
hat:Rocket Launcher

  • 10.29.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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"Honey don't place your Rocket Launcher on the toxic waste. Put it next to the pavement."

[Edited on 10/29/2004 9:22:18 PM]

  • 10.29.2004 9:22 PM PDT
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I've been around these parts for almost eight years now...wow! Maybe I should be concerned about that...

ok lets see...

Fire hydrant:Evil mask
Cd: Internet
car:Blowhorn

  • 10.30.2004 8:03 AM PDT
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Be careful to not turn up the internet in the Blowhorn too loud. You might crash into an evil mask.

  • 10.30.2004 8:32 AM PDT