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Subject: 101 Things to do with a Dead Elite...

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Heres a thread dedicated to doing things with dead Elites!

* Wait untill Rigamortis sets in, then use its 5 peace mancable to hold a Wine bottle in
* Make a couch
* Run it over several times with the Warthog, then use its paper thin body as a kite
* Use it as a Tobaggan

  • 10.29.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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No.

  • 10.29.2004 7:27 PM PDT
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Put a few plasma grenades on it to see how far it will fly.

Melee it to death and see how much lag you will get with all the blood everywhere.

Thats the 2 i can think of anyone else?

  • 10.29.2004 7:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: Stickman Army
No.


Look. Were all at the ned of our ropes here waiting for Halo 2, but try to keep the temper down. This is the Flood, and Ill post a randomly stupid topic if I damn well want to.

  • 10.29.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: Stickman Army
No.


Look. Were all at the ned of our ropes here waiting for Halo 2, but try to keep the temper down. This is the Flood, and Ill post a randomly stupid topic if I damn well want to.


Go Pink.

  • 10.29.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: Stickman Army
No.


Look. Were all at the ned of our ropes here waiting for Halo 2, but try to keep the temper down. This is the Flood, and Ill post a randomly stupid topic if I damn well want to.


Heh, my temper's down, don't worry.

And I'm used to the stupidity. Keep it up. =)

  • 10.29.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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i need some sleep.....

i hate bees...

no rest for the weary...

play connect the dots with the bullet holes..

see how many plasma grendaes can get stuck to it before they expload

launch its body at grunts

see how long it takes for its body to desinagrate because of plasma fire..

  • 10.29.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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let the humping begin

  • 10.29.2004 8:37 PM PDT
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Bid it's body, armor, and weapons on Ebay.

  • 10.29.2004 8:38 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I was wondering when Ebay wold come up

  • 10.29.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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miaw

  • 10.30.2004 7:40 AM PDT
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Stuff it and use it as a pillow

  • 10.30.2004 7:44 AM PDT
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Feast on its flesh then stuff it and put it up as a trophie.

  • 10.30.2004 7:46 AM PDT
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Mount it's head on a plaque and put it above the mantle then point to it everytime someone tries to tell you about a deer they shot.

Have it's skin made into a pair of boots.

  • 10.30.2004 8:42 AM PDT
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Watch movies with it and beat it in video games and call it my only friend :(

  • 10.30.2004 11:28 AM PDT
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Shove fireworks up its -blam- and let show begin.

(I don't know should I have blocked that out, I just don't want to get banned cuz I like this site)

  • 10.30.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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i would turn it's skin into a costume and go run around sacring little kids.

  • 10.30.2004 11:44 AM PDT
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have some supper with it as the main course

cut it's haed off, then put is mouth on the private part

chop him to many peices, then send it to the covenant

(sarcasem) give it a (sniffle, crying) proper bureal (crying) (sarcasem)

  • 10.30.2004 11:47 AM PDT
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alright dude (woopass 101) about your sig. its not -blam!- twich it tweek you jackass

[Edited on 11/1/2004 5:33:48 AM]

  • 11.01.2004 5:32 AM PDT
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alright dude (TAI) on your sig. you should atleast give Sarg. Johnson credit for saying that with quote marks or something
Posted by: TAI
i would turn it's skin into a costume and go run around sacring little kids.

  • 11.01.2004 5:36 AM PDT
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Make a suit out of it!

"It puts the lotion on its skin."

  • 11.01.2004 5:49 AM PDT
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Hmmmm.....

Blow it of a bridge then chase it.

  • 11.01.2004 9:36 AM PDT
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A strainer for draining your favorite pasta.


-Ringer

  • 11.01.2004 9:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Make a suit out of it!

"It puts the lotion on its skin."


Not this again...

-Ringer

  • 11.01.2004 9:55 AM PDT

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