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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

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No.


Look. Were all at the ned of our ropes here waiting for Halo 2, but try to keep the temper down. This is the Flood, and Ill post a randomly stupid topic if I damn well want to.


Heh, my temper's down, don't worry.

And I'm used to the stupidity. Keep it up. =)


Hahaha. I think if you post in the Flood, you kind of have to be.

  • 11.01.2004 11:48 AM PDT
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t stuff it to scare the gunts

  • 11.01.2004 11:55 AM PDT
Subject: 101 Things to do with a Elite...

that movie was great !

  • 11.01.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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Sever its head, gouge out the head's innards (IE the brain), put some beads in it, plug up the holes, and use it as a maracca.

Oh, wait...I already did this... well, not really, but I did make a maracca (to hell with the fact that that word might be spelled wrong) that resembled an Elite's head. I'd take a picture of the piece of crap (I was never good with clay), but I have no camera, and no scanner. Most unfortunately, the thing weighs a ton (relative to what maraccas are supposed to weight), and the middle "horn" of the helmet had been broken off... But, most importantly, it works! You can make music with that lovely piece of crap!

  • 11.04.2004 7:50 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: cemical panther
that movie was great !


My peeps told me bout it

[Edited on 11/4/2004 7:51:32 PM]

  • 11.04.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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Whoever spoke of seeing how much blood you could melee outta it before the screen started lagging had a good idea...*TAKE THAT YOU FOUL BRIGAND!*

  • 11.04.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: whoop ass 101
let the humping begin


Hell Yeah!

  • 11.04.2004 9:15 PM PDT
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Perhaps you could make a hood ornament for your puma?

  • 11.04.2004 9:19 PM PDT
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talk to it.

  • 11.04.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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Start a political conversation with it when many grunts are looking.

  • 11.04.2004 11:14 PM PDT
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How about some lovely Covvie skin boots?

That or preserve the body for Halloween. That oughta scrae the mini-Chiefs when they come to your house for candy,

[Edited on 11/4/2004 11:36:48 PM]

  • 11.04.2004 11:33 PM PDT
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Paint a room in your house with its blood.

Dress it up in different outfits.

Make it your beeeest friend.

Cut off its head, stick it on a spike, and put it in your front yard.

Carve a Thanksgiving Elite. Yum!

  • 11.05.2004 12:45 AM PDT
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I don't want one thats dead. Just a little stupid. Then you can learn him stuff like talk. And then you go out and ha can scare the little ones. Or make a brain transformaiton so i'm him and he's me. Then I'm an elite. that woud be pretty fun. if im looking away from that you all will try to kill me.

  • 11.05.2004 2:19 AM PDT
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I hear they make good pinatas. [if thats how you spell it]

Give it a demonic funeral.

  • 11.05.2004 2:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: Telephoner
Melee it to death and see how much lag you will get with all the blood everywhere.


I love to do that

[Edited on 11/5/2004 4:21:08 AM]

  • 11.05.2004 4:20 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Use it as a toboggan! If that wasn't already mentioned... but it probably was mentioned... by me...

  • 11.05.2004 6:04 AM PDT
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- eat it savagely az the rest of tha survivin gruntz watch in horror....Bwahahah
- make Elite-O-wiches
- After devoring it put on itz armor and act as dumb as possible mocking the covenant
- save the amor and wear it to amuse and let the otha spartans get a kick out of it wen u wear it to the next halloween party.
- lean over its crumped body and say " wort now?!! mutha
@#$!%!@#$...wort now?!!
- poke it in tha eye with a nearby stick
- take an extension cord and plug it into tha wall and tha other end into its armor to cc if you can over charge tha sheild and make it explode.
- Put it in a microwave and cc what happenz
- pick your nose with its finger
- dismemer its head then use it as a puppet..... "wort wort....GRRRHHH..rah,rah,rah...wrot..."
- take its plasma rifle and shoot all the remaing ammo at it to waist time.....uuuuooooo....laaaseeerrss.....pichu!, pichu!, pichu!......ppppppppppppppppppppppppichu!!!......


ahahah O' the thingz i would do.....lol

  • 11.05.2004 6:35 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

Do this again and I'll brand your ass with the banning prod

Pull of his head, remove the brains and stuff. Then take a piss in it, give it to a grunt and force him to drink your piss.

  • 11.05.2004 6:53 AM PDT

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