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Subject: How the Gooch Stole Christmas
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On this very special day we bring you inside Bungie Studios. Kind of. Inside Bungie and inside the rageling that is Mat Noguchi. Enter a world which we should never have been so irresponsible to expose you to in the first place.

  • 12.25.2006 7:47 PM PDT
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My xmas sucked.... Nothing but sitting around and watching TV with my whole family.

[Edited on 12/25/2006]

  • 12.25.2006 7:49 PM PDT
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all i did was watch the cowboys get stomped :/
btw, that was boring cuz the internet was out for like 2 min >.>

  • 12.25.2006 8:04 PM PDT
Subject: My Christmas
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My Christmas Ruled... my whole family sat around watching MY new T.V ...... why did it take so long for me to get it!? Nice update ... so Nogochinawablah went 007 style with the whole "guy in the punching bag" thing? nice....

  • 12.25.2006 8:05 PM PDT
Subject: How the Gooch Stole Christmas
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Lol, nice "update". Look forward to more.

[Edited on 12/25/2006]

  • 12.25.2006 8:06 PM PDT
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merry crimbo.

  • 12.25.2006 8:18 PM PDT
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So that's how it is at Bungie! Well . . .

. . . and to think that I wanted to apply for a job at Bungie someday.

*Having second thoughts*

Hahaha :P

And ditto to some of the previous posts . . . my Christmas wasn't so great either. I got the flu and have been home alone in bed for 3 days now. But it's all good, I got to laugh at the funny things I find on this website.

Everyone have a Happy upcoming New Year!

  • 12.25.2006 8:25 PM PDT

Nuntius per optimus... Intereo amo ceterus...
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I wish my desk would self destruct every time someone placed something on it. But I doubt that would stop those office ninjas from leaving my co-workers work on my desk. My co-workers tell me they are very fast and sneaky. Where's chuck when you need him?

  • 12.25.2006 8:32 PM PDT
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The Grinch ain't got nothing on me.

  • 12.25.2006 8:36 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

Mmm...sounds like I could go for a charl broiled Noguchi Burger

  • 12.25.2006 8:38 PM PDT
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Thank you for the insight into a day at Bungie..... or rage in Bungie... no wonder you make such good games.

Hope everyone had a nice (and safe) Christmas

dave

  • 12.25.2006 8:42 PM PDT
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lol, well my christmas wasent all that great, but Nice!

  • 12.25.2006 8:42 PM PDT
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"12:00pm: Lunchtime. Proceed next door to the Pancake House with other programmers for foods. When the waiter gets too specific with the sides, ask him if he’d prefer his face scrambled or poached with a side of Noguchirage. On the way out, remind him that his Santa hat looks stupid"

If naguchi asks a waiter if he'd prefer his face scrambled or poached with a side of naguchirage, what would be the suggested drink to wash down the hatred?

this might be the best update i've ever read on this website. Naguchirage is like the exact opposite of the holocaust.

"Flip KP’s power strip on and off really quick in order to make his dev kit flip out and start flashing red and green (aka “Christmas-treeing”). ‘Tis the season, after all."

"Christmas-treeing" sounds borderline incredible, but i figured such seasonal colors would further enhance the naguchirage... is that likely?

  • 12.25.2006 9:00 PM PDT
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Poor Jejor. Godspeed, Bob.

  • 12.25.2006 9:02 PM PDT
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hahhhahahahahaha

  • 12.25.2006 9:06 PM PDT
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"How the Gooch Stole Christmas."

huh

  • 12.25.2006 9:09 PM PDT
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Proximity Voice - Confirmed!
Pink Ribbons - Confirmed!

  • 12.25.2006 9:11 PM PDT

that which is not dead can eternal lie, but with strange aeons even death may die.

Also confirmed.

More than one color on your armor.
'red and green',

  • 12.25.2006 9:23 PM PDT

Nothing will turn a group of grown men into a mass of screaming girls quicker than the launch of Halo 3

Kewl!

  • 12.25.2006 9:27 PM PDT
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awesome

  • 12.25.2006 9:50 PM PDT
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Hehehe yayyy.

  • 12.25.2006 9:52 PM PDT
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Kewl story!

  • 12.25.2006 9:58 PM PDT

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Oh. My. God. Don't you guys work right next door to Starbucks? What's the use for a coffee machine? I LOVED his desk in the old studio tour. It wasn't there in the newer one. Can you send me a pic of it to put next to my bed? LOL.
I love Mat!

  • 12.25.2006 10:16 PM PDT
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Not Very Funny

  • 12.25.2006 10:49 PM PDT
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Yep, that sounds like the Gooch alright...

  • 12.25.2006 10:56 PM PDT

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