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Subject: How the Gooch Stole Christmas
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Wow, Christmas over already eh? Like a good sneeze.... you wait and wait and wait, and then BAM! - it's gone :(

Crazy times though... good company with family & friends, a fair amount of swag pulled in... and then a hilarious Bungie.net story to top it off! Wicked!

Thanks KPaul!

  • 12.25.2006 11:41 PM PDT

Master Chief x Samus

I love you guys.

  • 12.26.2006 12:35 AM PDT
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i thought that update was hilarious
i liked the dancing santa part of his day, i do that too except mines with my moms snowman decoration thing.

  • 12.26.2006 1:47 AM PDT
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HAHA Rage, I know it well. Sounds like me at work

  • 12.26.2006 2:42 AM PDT
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MERRY CHRISTMAS but my xmas was not very nice also haha watch tv all day haha

join the spartan masters we know u want to.

  • 12.26.2006 3:32 AM PDT

A witty signature you say ! ? well at the moment i have nothing witty that springs to mind, so sory..................nope still nothing.......

Can anyone stop the apocalyptic rage of Nogushi ! some say his rage can not be described with our limited vocabulary. ohh and I to have witnessed the pelvic frusting horrors of the monstrosity that the thay call 'dancing santa'......I feel your pain bob.

merry christmas bungie !

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  • 12.26.2006 4:19 AM PDT
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it was kinda annoying how you switched from third to first person, kp.

but funny anyway, and merry christmas.

  • 12.26.2006 5:24 AM PDT
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The Marty Army

Ah, look at the lonely people...

Posted by: caboose148
it was kinda annoying how you switched from third to first person, kp.

but funny anyway, and merry christmas.

Yes, KP, you phail at perspective. :D

Wait a second. As I see here, you switched from First Person KPaul to First Person Noguchi half-way through the story? WTF?

In any case, Merry Christmas.

[Edited on 12/26/2006]

  • 12.26.2006 7:39 AM PDT

(10:19:49 PM) Scruss: oh and pezza, i saw what you did to that cat
(10:20:17 PM) Pezza: You were the one with the video camera breathing heavily. Of course you saw.

Tis' the Season to be jolly.

  • 12.26.2006 11:18 AM PDT

Posted by: Supreme Asswhole
HAHA Rage, I know it well. Sounds like me at work

There you are. I thought I lost something. Come to daddy.

  • 12.26.2006 11:20 AM PDT
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Is Mat as evil as Lumbergh from Office Space?

  • 12.26.2006 12:22 PM PDT
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i thought the other update was the last update b4 2007.

  • 12.26.2006 2:59 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Huzzah for NoguchiRAGE! I can almost picute his day in my head, and I'm actually a little frightened.

Excellent...update...or what ever it was. That's a new kind of insight I could get used to. I'd appreciate some more tales of rage from Matt, or any tales of any kind of secondary emotion from anyone in Bungie HQ.

Happy belated holidays.

  • 12.26.2006 3:16 PM PDT

Here, go to this website and get your Halo clips recorded in HD for free.

http://sites.google.com/site/holdrbtomorph/

Someone should give Mat a nice cup o decaf. My christmas was okay.

  • 12.26.2006 4:39 PM PDT
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ZOMG mongooses hav de beepers N de honkers

  • 12.26.2006 6:13 PM PDT

Mat, I feel your RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. I was dumped the day after christmas. So I just downloaded a "christmas cold" to our work computers. May I please move to BungieLand and be the new office punching bag?

  • 12.26.2006 6:34 PM PDT

TO THE NEIGHBOR'S!!!

Posted by: Toe Joe
"How the Gooch Stole Christmas."

huh


Follow this link and go to definition number 15. Don't bother with the rest of definitions, not one of them ties the word gooch to a certain popular herb.


It seems that we should do something to easy the rage that is Noguchi. Perhaps a massage? I have connections at the Woodinville InSpa, I see about a discount, and sedatives.
Its a kinder, gentler approach to prevent god-like weather changing rage, opposed to virginal sacrifice.

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  • 12.26.2006 6:39 PM PDT
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Are there any pictures of this desk? Or is it impossible for anyone outside the studio to fathom?

  • 12.26.2006 7:06 PM PDT
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If you're wondering about the Gooch thing, I think it might be his gamertag...

http://halo2.junk.ws/?opt=forms%2Fplayer_stats&gamertag=T heGooch

Or at least he is big in the Halo Community. He is an admin at halo2.junk.ws...

  • 12.26.2006 7:41 PM PDT

Ha ha ha. Or, ho ho ho... No, 'ha ha ha' is better. But he's not that full of rage... he's more... mellow... What would I know, now he might hunt me down and unleash his unbounded wisdom upon me that is Noguchi's rage.

  • 12.26.2006 7:56 PM PDT

Posted by: Kueller
Are there any pictures of this desk? Or is it impossible for anyone outside the studio to fathom?

Actually, it is impossible to take a photograph of his desk, as the gravitational field originating from it is so massive that even light cannot escape.

As for the video footage of his desk that is known to exist, that was made possible by the decrease of gravitational influx due to a sudden fluctuation of Noguchi's rage triggered by the presence of the camera and the feeling of a presence of a thousand helpless, cowering fans watching that caused a massive array of negating forces around the desk that neutralized the gravitational field for just long enough for his desk to be filmed.

But his ability to control his rage has since then degraded significantly by several magnitudes, so anything like that which was mentioned above has a very small chance of ever working again.

Ugh, ok, I'm done making bad jokes.

  • 12.26.2006 8:07 PM PDT

Very funny and thanks for the 'Christmas gift'. I thought we wouldn't get anything else until into the New Year. Hope you all had good holidays!

Oh, and seeing as how Noguchi's desk is warping time and space in relation to stars and black holes, couldn't you just take a hint from your guys' own story and confine him to his own dyson sphere? Or is that being saved for after Halo 3 is finished?

  • 12.26.2006 8:50 PM PDT

Mrow?

I'm going to get Bob killed one of these days...

Although, I STILL have yet to see this famous rage everyone else always complains about...He was perfectly nice when I met him! Possibly perfectly drunk as well, according to a certain Cavegirl...but I don't believe everything she says...

  • 12.26.2006 11:17 PM PDT
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i hate the gooch

  • 12.27.2006 5:08 AM PDT

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