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Posted by: Kueller
Are there any pictures of this desk? Or is it impossible for anyone outside the studio to fathom?
Actually, it is impossible to take a photograph of his desk, as the gravitational field originating from it is so massive that even light cannot escape.
As for the video footage of his desk that is known to exist, that was made possible by the decrease of gravitational influx due to a sudden fluctuation of Noguchi's rage triggered by the presence of the camera and the feeling of a presence of a thousand helpless, cowering fans watching that caused a massive array of negating forces around the desk that neutralized the gravitational field for just long enough for his desk to be filmed.
But his ability to control his rage has since then degraded significantly by several magnitudes, so anything like that which was mentioned above has a very small chance of ever working again.
Ugh, ok, I'm done making bad jokes.