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Subject: How the Gooch Stole Christmas
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Noguchi's an a-hole. Plain and simple. I wonder if his evil will extend over into the work on halo 3. (Every so often there will be a dark hallway with an instant kill point for no good reason along with a message saying that Noguchi was here).

  • 12.27.2006 6:34 AM PDT

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And Nugochi seems like such a nice guy in interviews...

  • 12.27.2006 6:45 AM PDT
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lol! Doesnt it enrage him even more because you call him a Gooch? I mean, I'd also be a really angry guy if I was nicknamed after a part of the male anatomy.

  • 12.27.2006 6:47 AM PDT
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well i got stabbed in the leg so i was fainting and so i went to a docter and now i have to get 4 stiches.............. and i got a ipod nano=)
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Yep, that sounds like the Gooch alright...


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  • 12.27.2006 9:22 AM PDT

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Hehe, that was awesome. :D Great job, guys. Very funny.

  • 12.27.2006 9:34 AM PDT
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Ha Ha Ha

  • 12.27.2006 9:49 AM PDT
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OMG! The Mongoose has a horn! Confirmed!

  • 12.27.2006 10:20 AM PDT
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SWEET I LOVE UDATES....

  • 12.27.2006 1:47 PM PDT
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Feliz Navidad!

Btw, that schedule is better then my school schedule.

  • 12.27.2006 5:08 PM PDT
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people quit whinning about your christmas, at least none of you tore tore acl, mcl, lcl, shatteded your kneecap, and cracked your femer ( I was bike-jousting, yeah im bumb), but im still happy as long as i have my laptop and my 360

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  • 12.27.2006 6:16 PM PDT
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is any one trying to play halo on matchmaking and its not working
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
If anyone knows can they let me know why??

  • 12.27.2006 6:48 PM PDT
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HELLO??????

  • 12.27.2006 7:26 PM PDT

Let there be CHAOS!

Posted by: Pequeno C
HELLO??????


Hi.

  • 12.27.2006 10:15 PM PDT
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join the spartan masters!!!!! we have many interesting stuff, jokes and many more!!!

  • 12.28.2006 3:20 AM PDT
Subject: How the Gooch Stole Christmas
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So much rage bottled up inside of one man.......... Be strong Bungie, be strong. You'll get through this.

  • 12.28.2006 6:11 AM PDT

"I carry the weight of this life like thuggage..."

High Sea Pimpery??? hhhmmmm.

  • 12.28.2006 11:17 AM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

So, can you harvest Noguchi's rage yet? are you working on it?

  • 12.28.2006 3:00 PM PDT
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Gtive us some more screen shots or videos of multiplayewr of some campaign or something man when need to see some picks none of us have any time to read so just make it easy with windows media player /montage and let us make some halo 3 montages so we can post them on the net nad let us make videos of them , or you just make us some videos or whats up with the beta testing? Let us just pay a few microsft points and play that game cause man its going down i wanna play that and forget about some mcdonalds monopoly game cause me and my friend and his friend and his friend wants to play so stop with the text and give us some picks becuase im ready to play but yall take yalls time i want a finished game and i know yall kick enough ass butt take what time you need and make sure its polished to the max because yall got good charecters and the brutes on brute on et te' brute whre moving allright but it got kinds nfl blitz there what with the brutes on top of brutes three trying to melle but in a small corner so yall just make sure you get it right this is "the finil chapter" of this trilogoly so make it bomb unlike that son of -blam!- george locus trilogology cause yall got the skills but nice work isnt done in 3 years its done when the develpomet team says its done man so "Do what yall do and do it good" and to the new team workin on halo 2 maps make them available for the original xbox no matter how you gotta do it i dont need that but damn i sure would want it dont forget abut the people that have had your back since the first bungie game they played peace out.

  • 12.28.2006 9:43 PM PDT
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Getting into a mongoose singing "Jingle Bells?" I love the holidays.

  • 12.28.2006 10:53 PM PDT

I'm up for more picks....:)

  • 12.29.2006 12:54 AM PDT
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This was a hilarious read. I don't usually read these things (time waster) but this one was quite amusing. This is the kind of stuff you need to get on video and release with the game as an extra " a day in the life".

  • 12.29.2006 9:50 AM PDT
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jingle balls they should put that in the game lol

  • 12.29.2006 11:19 AM PDT

"My dreams of empire for my frozen queen will come to pass."

I laughed my self half to death!
I WAS HALLARIOUS!!!!!!

  • 12.29.2006 12:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: caboose148
it was kinda annoying how you switched from third to first person, kp.

but funny anyway, and merry christmas.

Yes, KP, you phail at perspective. :D

Wait a second. As I see here, you switched from First Person KPaul to First Person Noguchi half-way through the story? WTF?

In any case, Merry Christmas.


Well, you see, your initial assumption is wrong. You assumed that KP switched to First Person Noguchi halfway through the story. What makes you think that Gooch himself didn't witness KP writing this article, then usurp the writing himself? KP are infallible.

  • 12.30.2006 8:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Johnrap
Who is Bob?


Hi. I'm Bob. I work for Bungie.

  • 12.30.2006 8:03 PM PDT

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