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Subject: Bungie's REAL dirty li'l secret
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I've learned from an inside source (a friend of mine whose uncle dated a girl whose college roomate was this girl who stood in line at a grocery store one time with a guy who works at Bungie) that Marty is secretly dating Stosh, our beloved forum mod. Rumor has it that they have been engaged since February 30th (if you have to ask me about that, I'll be sad). Lorraine McLees is going into rehab for a severe heroine addiction. Chris Butcher is actually the imaginary friend of Michael Wu who is the delirious hallucination of Pete Parsons after he overdosed on high-strenght coffee. Brian Jarrad is going to shut down the Bungie.net forum in 5 days. . . the anniversary of tragic loss of his pet poodle after it wandered into a nest of vicious flying cars. Jason Jones ran away with Halo2's source code and gave it away to Vivendi as consolation for Half-Life 2's delay. Hamilton Chu is actually a mail-order android from Germany. John Butkus accidentally deleted Half of the models and animations for marines and grunts. They will now be represented by brown and blue cubes, respectively, with a marine or grunt face, drawn courtesy of StuntMutt, picture applied to one side of the cube. Finally, Frankie isn't allowed in Bungie studios due to a restraining order involving a louge accident with Alta Hartmann, and the weekly updates are really just fan fics from Frankie's imagination. . . . Marty O. doesn't even do music and sound, he's one of the 3d artists.

Your secrets are out Bungie. And you thought you could fool Scipio?

Note to the reader: I know this is spam, but the last "dirty secret" was so ridiculous I had to top it

P.S. Mods, don't hate me. . . I know those things aren't true. . . well most of 'em aren't anyway.

  • 05.25.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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do you work for a tabloids company?

  • 05.25.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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Way to add to the parade of pointless threads.

  • 05.25.2004 8:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bang the Nose
Way to add to the parade of pointless threads.


Way to spam an already pointless thread. Congratulations you get the smoking Kirby of hypocrisy award

(>'.')>-~

Anyway, would you rather I made yet ANOTHER thread about dual weilding or pointing out stuff everybody already knows that I saw in an E3 video?

-and Drekos. . . . yes-

[Edited on 5/25/2004 8:30:08 PM]

  • 05.25.2004 8:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Scipio
Posted by: Bang the Nose
Way to add to the parade of pointless threads.


Way to spam an already pointless thread. Congratulations you get the smoking Kirby of hypocrisy award

(>'.')>-~

Anyway, would you rather I made yet ANOTHER thread about dual weilding or pointing out stuff everybody already knows that I saw in an E3 video?

-and Drekos. . . . yes-



I wasn't spamming, it was on topic, which was stupid, and I was pointing that out. Besides that, my post wouldn't be here if not for your pointless thread. As for the second part, no, I would rather you don't make any threads until that hollow lump on your neck can come up with something relevent to Halo 2, this being the Halo 2 forum and all.

  • 05.25.2004 8:42 PM PDT
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wow that was FU.CKING STUPID!!!

  • 05.25.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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i think you two should find a live server for counter strike and blow eachothers brains out until you feel better or someone gets totally owned

  • 05.25.2004 8:49 PM PDT
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Whatever. Marty and I broke up a long long time ago.

  • 05.25.2004 9:01 PM PDT
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LoL, you sound bitter.

  • 05.25.2004 9:20 PM PDT
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It's okay stosh, i know it hurts, but we're here for you! *group hug*

  • 05.25.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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It's okay stosh, i know it hurts, but we're here for you! *group hug*

How utterly creepy. =\

stosh - love the response.

[Edited on 5/25/2004 11:14:37 PM]

  • 05.25.2004 11:12 PM PDT
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If you want to post that GARBAGE, do so HERE

  • 05.25.2004 11:25 PM PDT
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Well... at least people still have sense of humors. I give props... out... if only I had some.. which I don't... if only... I could... get some applesauce... KAMACHIWA!!!!

  • 05.25.2004 11:33 PM PDT
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Dude, i think it's like the funniest thing I've ever read.
Way-to-go Scipio

  • 05.25.2004 11:50 PM PDT
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sweet, more humor should get posted on these forums anyways, but it belongs under the 'the flood' part imo.

  • 05.26.2004 12:09 AM PDT
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Interesting...

  • 07.13.2004 12:55 PM PDT

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Well for the dude that started this thread,what really happened isnt your problem and shouldn't be talking about it when BILLIONS of people wolrdwide visit this site.

  • 07.13.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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yur an -blam!- spamer

  • 07.13.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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This is an old thread, bumped up by Rybo, who needs to not bump old threads unless you have a real purpose to do so

So don't get mad at the creator

  • 07.13.2004 1:34 PM PDT