- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
ALL OR1GINAL AND SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE!
ok i put together, ALLmy past episodes, 1-99 on together on one page, so you dont have to shuffle thru to find them here they are, have fun, but dont hurt yourself, they are in acending order pretty much
-after a preveiw for a movie that is gonna be popular yell "I CANT WAIT THAT LONG!!!!!!!!!!"
-bring a video camra and when they catch you say! "i was just gonna record the movie and distribute it illillagally, no biggie!" this can get ya in trouble, but tell em ya were juz kidd'n
-stay after the movie and when a janotor comes in to clean it, pretend your sleeping.
-after the movie is over, walk out, and go to the ticket man and say "can i sneak into another movie please?"
-come with yer g/f or a buddy and make sure the ticket man knows you guys are together and when he says witch way to go, you go the real way and your buddy will go the other way, then have the buddy taht went the wrong direction run around screaming, IM LOST!!!!! IM LOST!!!!!!!!
-this one is very dangerous, but if you have the balls to do it, it is so unbeliveabley funny, ask the ticket man where the batroom, go in and then come back out saying the toilets are all taking and i gotta go really bad, then say you cant hold it and run around all over the theater screaming then, pee your pants, and go, ut oh........ and look down and start crying and run out as you say "EVERY ONE STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!" run out of the theater wierd too
-you and your buddy come in halloween costums (has to be with the opposite sex) then start making out noisily and draw attention!!!!!
-sit by someone of the opposite sex and then say to them that they are hot then take off your shirt and then casually dont do anything else
sit in the back row at the wall where the projector comes out just a few meters above your head. now get some candy and toss it up and try to hit the projector light and it will make a mark on the movie screen when you do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-ask the cossension stand people if they have lasangna or baby back ribs or other food like that, you get the idia
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-start cauoughing at an important scene as loud as you can for abuout 30 sec
-do this if your a boy, go up to a coupple, sit right by the girl in the couple and put your arm around them, o and if you get jumped afer the movie its not my fault
-find a couple making out then go my turn! then throw the same sex off and the start makkng out with the opposite sex. youll proboly get jumped after the movie, but once again, its not my fault.
-run around the lobby of the theater trying to jack some small cardboard advertisments of movies, ive got one free before, but i asked.
-walk ingot a random theater and sit by a random person and then look at them as you smile real big then touch them on the arm real quick and then run out of the theater. they will think you placed nanotechnology on them or something.
-sit there alone and start shaking uncontrollablly. then fall on the floor and have a seizure
-pretend to sleep and snore loudly
-sit there with a huge pile of mustard in your hair. this is very funny to see peoples reactions on this one.
-go up to the people you buy your ticket form and tell them that it dosent work, you should get mixed reactions
-walk around in cirles around the teheater when the movie is playing people will wonder what you are doing.
-ok go with some unsuspecting victims. and then when they have to go to use the restroom you and if someone else is with you, stay behind, and wait till they go out. then go sit in the very back and keep your faces hidden. try to get out of the theater without them ever seeing you again
-when you are leaving the theater, end of a movie, bust a stink bomb, and the people in the next showing will either have to put up with it or leave and waste thier money. great stuff, it good beacuse the janotor staff people cant clean it up cuz the liquid is so small and its dark in the theater
-get a little "base" theater. its one of those theaters that have been playing for awhile and no one wATCHES them anymore, so its juswt you and who ever your with, now look out and make sure no ones watching and run into another theater and toss a chunk of ice form your drink or another item at some in the theater and run back to your base theater..
-get LARGE popcorn and LARGE drink then while walking down the stairs to your seat have a friend run by you and push you down and spill the stuff all over you, everyone that sees will gasp and laugh, its funny to see peoples reactions on this one.
-come with a bunch of friends and act like you all have down syndrome(im not moking fun o fhtose people) but you know how everyone feels uncomfterable when groups like that come in, well sit in the back and yell out dumb stuff like those people would do. and the best part is you cant get in trouble because the staff will think you are not right. have one of your friends act like the leader of the group and have him tell the staff that they are special before the movie, see how many people you get to leave!
-wear the imax glasses to a regular screening and keep complaining that its not working
-gasp loudly every time someone says a bad word
-pass around on of those collection plates they have a church and see if you get any money
-act like your the people from MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 2000 and talk loud
-yell loudly at anyone that starts to talk, or shoot them with a water gun or something
-wear the biggest hat you can find in sit in front of someone dilibritly
-turn your phone on the loudest it can go and let you and thr person you are with call each other every five minutes.
-laugh during the sad parts
cry during the funny parts
-pull a string tight across the little hallway when you FIRST come in, and staple it to the sides of the walls and make sure its tight, and hopefully it will be to dark to see the string, so then watch people run into it.
You Can Also:use duct tape instead of staples, it works wonders, make sure it is a dark kind not the silver kind
You Can Also:use one of those metal wires to put across to ensure that the sting will not break, this works good because they are usually dark coloured.
You Can Also:use barbed wire, so you know when they run into it
Make Sure you:put the string/wire below thiere eye sight, close to the ground, so it decreses the visibility
-tape a fart machine to the bottom of a seat of a popular movie(so some one will be likely to sit in that seat) and then wait for an ulucky fellow to sit in that one and when the movie gets real quiet, hit the button
-bring a remote control and try to cahnge the channel
-ask to go see real old movies, like scarface, or wizard of oz or soemthing
-stick your head into a movie you have already seen and shout the ending
-every time there is a gun shot yell oh no! and duck and cover
-tape whoopie cusions on some of the seats
-use the flip seats as catapults for candy or pennys or something like that
-stick a sticker or something on that window in front of the projecter so that when the movie is showing there will be a dark spot
-go up to a random person and tell them they need to stop talking.
-when some gets up and they cast a shadow, say; AWW cool shadow effect!!!
-put a stink bomb in the hinge of one of the flap down seats so when some sits down it will break the stink bomb
-bring a large planet with you that is verticlly big, so now go sit in front of someone and block their veiw, if someone tells you to get the plant out, say, "NO, he is my friend!"
-get large drink and pop corn so you can get re-fills, and then go in the isle and trip and spill everything, "Dang!, let me go try again, so go back, get free re-fills and go back, spill, repeat.
-get on your laptop i the middle of the movie, and go to a -blam!- site or something(do this is a G-rated movie lol)
-(i did this one) if the projector is messed up, and no staff is there to fix it run up the isle yell'n "IM GONNA FIX IT!" and when yo come back run down and yell "I FIXED IT!!!!!"
-dont get mad cuz some theators dont have this. but if it does, u can climb under the screen and bang on it from the other side!
-bring your won bag of popcorn and go up to the food stand and ask them if they would pop it for u.
-go but some stuff from the food stand and buy a ticketm go in the movie and about 5 minutes and play the videio gmaes for the rest of the time till the movie ends(if your theator has an arcade)
-when the ticket man says somthing like second theater on the right, say "witch way is right?"--------LOOK FOR MORE THEATER PRANKS IN THE FUTURE!!!
-change your seat every 5 miinutes
-ask people wachingm the move if ya could have some of their popcorn
-tell the staff that the projecter in another theater is messed up when it isnt
-dilibritly get in front of ppl to block thier views.(bring somthing to boost ya if you want)
-in the movies ina part where everyone laughs. ionstead of laughing yell"LOL!"
-lean over to someone and sniff them, when the movie ends, follow them. if the go to the restroom stand right behind them when they do thier business.
-walk down the isle and have a buddy push you down and spill your popcorn/drink all on you.
-when the movie is over exit out of the fire exit and if u want sneak in another movie thru the fire exit.
-*fake* talk on your cell phone in the middle of a good scence dont forget to yell loud.
-get up and run out unexpectedly yelling oh no oh no!
-though candy at people, when the turn around hide on the floor so the cant see you since its so dark
Note : i had more pranks to list but i was limited to the number of chars I had