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Subject: Let's list the running jokes bungie has...
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Right, I'm going to list the running jokes bungie has, both Bungie-made and Community made, so the new users know what we are talking about:


Webmaster : Alcoholic monkey with a cowboy hat, answers Bungie's
mail. Yoozel and Webmaster once had a drinking contest, and it went for 7 years.


Soffish : A water-absorbing fish (supposedly a toy) who's whereabouts are currently unknown.


Mister Chief : Mister Chief is drawn each Weekly Update by Frankie (O'Connor), and is basically him just doing his version of MC in various settings...weird...weird settings.


Teh new hotness : A term old members use to describe the new site, it is also used as a joke when a member troubleshoots about the site glitching up for them.

Teh old sweetness Used by the old members to refer to the old site.


Ling-Ling : A dog who was decapitated, and his head was taken, if you change the xbox's date to 7/7/07, you can see a lost poster looking for him in New Mombasa, replacing the Sharks sign.

Death by ninja : Blacklisting.


Shishka is a pegboy : This one got some spotlight recently. You can probably still find the thread around here somewhere. This was the thread of choice by a spammer named Watermelon King (or something like that). This was back in the day where Shishka and Sketch I think were the only 2 moderators. After this little incident man new mods were named. Some think it was merely coincidental, I don't question because I fear the hippo-licking.


"open all windows" button : This one is from Recon. He often thinks about clicking said button when he goes to blacklist someone, but fears that in doing so would blacklist B.net into the stone age!

"From the black depths of the primordial soup, rose a single crouton.": A quote from the part that shows how Bungie became to what it is today.

Seven is darker: Al Leela said this while saying a series of random gibberish when she was damaged in Marathon (One of Bungie's older games)

Kitchen #8: This is more of a phenomenon than a running joke, but anyway, a user posted a thread in the Flood forums asking it's readers to "vote for #8" in a "ugliest kitchen" contest, during the course of the day, the thread gained popularity, with even Frankie posting there, plus several threads were created to see how the contest was going, and even a chapter was created dedicated to "worshiping the holy kitchen 8", not to mention a wikipedia sub-article was created to notify it. In the end, kitchen #8 won by a landslide, and the Floodians are still discussing it in the follow up thread.


I know that I've missed quite a lot, so just tell me which ones I've missed, give a small description and I will update it.

[Edited on 1/27/2007]

  • 12.30.2006 10:06 PM PDT

2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

1. Seven is darker.
2. Soon TM
3. no u
4. Ling Ling
5. -blam!-

  • 12.30.2006 10:08 PM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

6. Dink
7. Your mom
8. Disembodied Soul

Perhaps you should add the Yoozel Webmaster drinking contest in here somewhere.

And maybe these.

[Edited on 12/30/2006]

  • 12.30.2006 10:12 PM PDT
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You think it got what it takes to be..?.


God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

9. N00B

10. Hippo-licking

11. I like beans

  • 12.30.2006 10:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

... Members don't count as running jokes.

ANd try to add an explaination too.

[Edited on 12/30/2006]

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death by ninja.

  • 12.31.2006 12:10 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

"open all windows" button - this one is from Recon. He often thinks about clicking said button when he goes to blacklist someone, but fears that in doing so would blacklist B.net into the stone age!

Shishka is a pegboy - this one got some spotlight recently. You can probably still find the thread around here somewhere. This was the thread of choice by a spammer named Watermelon King (or something like that). This was back in the day where Shishka and Sketch I think were the only 2 moderators. After this little incident many new mods were named. Some think it was merely coincidental, I don't question because I fear the hippo-licking.

You have no rights - this comes from the terms of use/code of conduct of B.net. It basically boils down your role on B.net in regards to everyone else.

Those are the couple that are coming to mind right now, I can think of others but I can't type very well since it is a quarter to 4am currently.

~B.B.

[Edited on 12/31/2006]

  • 12.31.2006 12:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

*reserved for extra jokes*

I'm going somewhere tomorrow, I'll be back in 3 days.

[Edited on 12/31/2006]

  • 12.31.2006 12:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: stare3
Right, I'm going to list the running jokes bungie has, both Bungie-made and Community made, so the new users know what we are talking about

Now, where's the fun in that? =)

Eat the Path.

  • 12.31.2006 3:47 AM PDT
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Posted by: stare3
Teh hotness : A term describing when the site occasionally glitches up for some users, usually commented as "Man, that is hot", or something along those lines.


The New Hotness is what old members describe this new(er) forum as, the old bungie.net is the old Sweetness.

  • 12.31.2006 4:45 AM PDT
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"From the black depths of the primordial soup, rose a single crouton."

[Edited on 12/31/2006]

  • 12.31.2006 11:48 AM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

The webmaster is NOT a joke.
Dave Dunn (hat guy) isn't either, but he's sooo funny!

  • 12.31.2006 11:52 AM PDT

Posted by: DeeJ
Why don't you just give me ONE SECOND!

Tastes Like Chicken
I like Pie
Your mom
Chuck Norris

  • 12.31.2006 11:57 AM PDT

2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Seven is Darker.... -_-

  • 12.31.2006 12:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Updated, and what does "Seven is darker" mean?

  • 01.05.2007 9:39 PM PDT

Dumd.

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  • 01.05.2007 9:49 PM PDT
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You forgot pimps at sea.

  • 01.05.2007 10:20 PM PDT
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Mourne not your comrades who must dwell / too strong to strive -
Within each steel-bound coffin of a cell, / Buried alive;
But rather mourne the apathetic throng / The cowed, and the meek -
Who see the world’s great anguish and its wrong / And dare not speak.

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Posted by: ReturnofAnnFrank
You forgot pimps at sea.


That's because Pimps at Sea isn't a joke. =P

  • 01.05.2007 10:48 PM PDT
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What the hell is a buttsock?

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Frog blast the ventcore!

  • 01.06.2007 2:07 AM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Can you please provide a description to make my life easier?

  • 01.06.2007 2:31 AM PDT

Some people are confusing "sad and unfortunate truth" with "joke" in this thread...

  • 01.06.2007 6:38 AM PDT
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VII Toast's moderating abilities

  • 01.06.2007 10:09 AM PDT

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