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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Now this one is a little trickier then the paint one, since splenda is really gross. I would probably microwave it and then it would melt into a giant jaw breaker... which would taste disgusting. So I would carve my house into the side of it.
*cricket chirps in background*
build a planet/moon/asteriod with it, then turn it into my orbital bace where i will begin my reign over the world!
Let grunts Sleep!!!
burn it.
Feed it to your dog.
But then my dog would -blam!- out this gritty white pastey substance...Ewwww
What would I do with 56 tons of Splenda? The only logical thing of course. I'd sell it to old people and become as rich as Bill Gates. Well, maybe not as rich as Bill Gates, but I'd be loaded.
Dump it in water,mix in some flavoring,divide it into small bottels and presto i have a energy drigk that i can sell to ahtelits for 10$ a pop.[Edited on 10/31/2004 3:14:27 AM]