- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: dbzprogrammer01
Lol!
This one's good, this one's good.
I'm playing in the [M2K] clan server last night, and I'm pretty annoyed. I had been lectured by my mom earlier and she was purposefully annoying, just to agitate me. So I said, "Hey, let's cool off to some Halo." So I do, and I go to a pro pub, the [M2K] one. As usual, you get killed every 5 seconds by a spawn killer or a type kill. Sometimes you kill the 4 people around you first and get some time, but then you get randomly sniped. Already being agitated, I say something along the lines of, "Wow, you're a noob dude, you just chat killed me 4 times. Aim for someone else."
And then I get the bukake of "N00B!!" and "YOU SUCK LOL" from everyone. So at this time, I no longer was made, I was laughing my ass off, because nothing pleases me more than to see a bunch of retards get mad.
So I start typing in random crap like, "-blam!- -blam!- -blam!-" just to piss them off more. Then I start saying that I'm emo and I will kill them. Now they're insanely pissed off, and I have everyone in the server thinking that I'm a noob and that I suck. So, I start to actually try.
"OMFG BOT BOT BOT!"
"LOL TODD NICE BOT!"
"HOW COULD YOU NOT BOT, YOU WERE JUST SUCKING LOL"
"OMFG YOU SNAPPED ONTO ME EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE ALREADY LOOKING AT ME!"
"LOL, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, YOU CAN'T GET A HEADSHOT, YOU SUCK!"
That game I came in second to someone who was spawn camping the whole game (he had 2 deaths, I had 7). I will admit that he was a good shot, but I wasn't happy that he had to spawn camp to win. So I called him a noob, and he called me a bot. Next game was Team Slayer. 13-2 was my score, the next person had 7-8.
For all of you dumbasses out there that were facing me last night, go die. Learn to play Halo too, because 90% of you couldn't aim for -blam!-.
Finally, for the love of god, please be more sincere to people. Because when you aren't then I'll make you -blam!- your pants till you're humble and crying.You're no better than they are for instigating them. So, somebody is killing you while you're chatting--whether or not it was unsportsmanlike is not the point here, but the fact that you actually provoked them makes you just as bad as they are.