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Subject: 55 ways to annoy your spanish teacher
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1. Repeatedly ask what perra means. (Female dog or -blam!-)

2. Ask repeatedly when the annual field trip to taco bell is

3. Wear your extra large sombrero to class and explain that you’re trying to get into the culture

4. Use the excuse of getting into the Spanish culture to enjoy your taco bell

5. When your Spanish teacher asks what something is in Spanish reply," me no speak Spanish"

6. Repeatedly ask what marrana means? (Slut)

7. Use Negro as often as possible

8. If you have to have Spanish names then keep asking for yours to be Dirty Sanchez until you get it.

9. Constantly sing "Livin La Vida Loca!"

10. Sleep everyday in class until your teacher yells at you then say "This is Spanish right?" and she'll say "Right" Then you reply "Well I'm a lazy Mexican"

11. Every time you walk into the room yell "Viva la mi pene!" (Long live my -blam!-)

12. Constantly head bang to Santana

13. Get a huge taco Bell dog and bring it to class everyday

14. Turn in every assignment in English

15. Constantly flip through your Latino Porno in class

Bonus: Make sure to tell everyone extra loud about Babblefish.com and how it translates for you

16. Hit on your teacher as much as possible say "Maestro es bonita" and "Tu eres gaupa

17. Bring a piñata to class and in the middle of class set it up and have people come in line to take a swing

18. Ask your teacher "El sexo opousto?" (Do you want to have sex?)

19. Bring in Taco Bell for everybody including your teacher

20. Ask el pelo a pene? (Do you have hair on your -blam!-?)

21. Constantly tell your teacher "Te Amo" (I love you)

22. Ask your teacher questions like "Do Mexicans really not bathe and if so is that why they are called dirty Mexicans?"

23. Ask your teacher when the annual field trip to Mexico and Spain is

24. Constantly ask your teacher if she sells any "Mexican goods"

25. Constantly ask, "When will I find my way back to San Jose?"

26. Turn in every assignment with pictures of Jennifer Lopez pasted to it.

27. Dress in the native Spanish clothing, speak only Spanish, change your name to Juan

28. If your teacher dress like people in Mexico ask if she got her clothes at the thrift shop

29. When your teacher isn’t looking, slip in a Ricky martin cd and hit play. Start a Conga line

30. On Cinco de Mayo bring in a huge feast for everyone

31. Leave clues on your teacher’s desk in Spanish on where your homework might be

32. Ask your teacher what a dirty Sanchez is

33. Find food products with Spanish on them then eat them in class when your teacher complains tell her you’re reading the wrapper

34. Constantly ask your teacher why Mexicans like tequila so much

35. Every time your teacher says something in Spanish, repeat it louder (trust me i did this one like twice and my teacher went ape-blam!- on me)

36. If you have a white teacher constantly call her morana (black person)

37. If your teacher won’t give you something, bribe her with pesos or nachos

38. Constantly ask when the viewing of “The 3 Amigos” is

39. Constantly ask to be known as Senor Taco or Senor Nacho

40. When you leave class everyday say “Abrazos y besos” (Hugs and Kisses)

41. Refer to your teacher as “la Madre” (Mother)

42. Answer every question with “Viva la Mexico” (Long live Mexico)

43. Offer everyone in your class (especially girls) mustaches. Tell your teacher it will give the room a more Spanish feel

44. Constantly ask for you and your friend to be known as Cheech and Chong. When granted fight over whose Cheech and whose Chong

45. Constantly sing, “Can you tell me, how to get, to San Fran-Cisco.”

46. Tell your teacher she needs to speak English for you to understand

47. If you have a project or a presentation bring in a Spanish person to do it for you

48. If you get a horrible grade on a test or something and your teacher wants to talk to you just tell her that you don’t speak English

49. Read scenes out of your Spanish Romeo and Juliet book

50. Constantly tell your teacher that your hero is Antonio Bandares and say things like “Antonio wouldn’t have failed me.”

51. Offer to run a review game for an upcoming test, then bring in Taco Bell and tell them that the rules are that you have to say the name of the item to get it

52. Bring in sombreros and cowboy hats for everyone and tell your teacher you’re trying to reenact the Spanish-American war

53. Take the grade book hostage and say you’ll only give it back for 50 pesos

54. Celebrate Taco Bar every time it is Taco Bar by bringing in balloons and sombreros for everyone

55. Get speakers for your portable cd player (there like 10 bucks) then download some Spanish fiesta music with Spanish gibberish on it and blare it during a test

  • 10.31.2004 3:37 AM PDT
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LOL, you need to take some sort of medication for that ADD of yours.

  • 10.31.2004 3:45 AM PDT