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** Getting back at an ex **

By: Powerwithin

Okay, we've all had a situation like this. You find the absolute "perfect" girl, everything's going okay, then the -blam!- breaks up with you, for no reason. "We need to see other people" she says. Well, she's gonna regret that, eh? Well I'm gonna tell you how!

Step 1. If your ex is getting a little on the porky side, try this. Knock on her parents door one day, when they open the door casually say, "I've got something I need to tell you", then break down wailing about how you're sorry you got her pregnant. I mean, spill your guts! Worked for me, she was catolic, so she got beat. Didn't mean for that to happen though!

Step 2. Go to school one day and brag to [color=green]EVERYBODY[/color] about how she gave you the best ( place naughty sex act here)! In a few days, she'll be the biggest whore in school! Say something even if it's not true! Be creative.

Step 3. [color=yellow]Warning: this should only be performed if all has failed[/color]
Go to school and start making comments about how she's getting porky, even if she's not, people will believe it's true! In a month or so she'll have a horrid eating disorder. This happened to a girl at my school, she took enough sleeping pills to down a cow, too bad!

If you haven't humiliated her by now, or put her in the loony bin, that's one tough -blam!-! Leave her alone!


[color=red]Note : It WILL NOT be my fault if you end up in detention or whatever[/color]



Unleash the POWERWITHIN

[Edited on 10/31/2004 4:04:50 AM]

  • 10.31.2004 4:00 AM PDT