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Subject: Survival Training
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If you find your self in blood gluch with only a metal spork and ther were 15 other guys with guns how would you survive.
Do Tell!

  • 05.26.2004 8:51 AM PDT
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i would beat the crap out of them.

  • 05.26.2004 8:56 AM PDT
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[Edited on 5/26/2004 11:08:33 AM by Shishka]

  • 05.26.2004 10:50 AM PDT
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I would gouge their eyes out and make a shishkabob.

  • 05.26.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Ask them if they're hungry and offer them my spork?

  • 05.26.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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AAH!! Peaceful methods! MUST BURRNN!!!!

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  • 05.26.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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Well the secret is, you lure them in then strike. Venus Fly Trap style :)

  • 05.26.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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I would try and find a flag, and wave it at them as a sign of friendship.... (note: I said A flag, not a white one)

  • 05.26.2004 1:10 PM PDT
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What's a spork?

  • 05.26.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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Spoon fork. Doesn't work as a spoon, and doesn't work as a fork either.....


GET A KNOOF! It's a kinfe, fork, and spoon all in one!
Besides, lacerations and extreme blood loss is natural! MUWHAHAHAHA.

  • 05.26.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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When barbecuing veggie burgers, be sure to tie your long hair back. That will keep it away from the flames, you stupid hippie.

I'm a man with a fork in a world of soup.

moo

  • 07.12.2004 3:50 PM PDT