- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
It was back in the days of the Console Wars, ancient history for some. I was just a lad and took a venture to the shop to purchase me some new pantaloons, when I realized that for 400 smackers, I could be wearing new pantaloons, and get me a new game box. I read up on the Microsoft Xbox, PlayStation 2, and the Nintendo GameCube, but the only one which really peaked my interest was the good ol' Xbox. So I walk round' the corner and see a vendor named WalMart. So I says "Oy, listen up, mate I got $400, that's 400,000 pennies, and I be lookin' to get me an Xbox! You shall sell me one or I shall slay thee and milk thy goats and take thy mother as a trophy-wife!" So, the employee stares at me for about fifty minutes and says "What the hell is wrong with you?" I got security called on me and was escorted out of the store. So, I went to the same WalMart later on, got an Xbox and then had enough to get a game. I was looking hard on BloodWake, the game with the boats and all that exciting stuff, but something took my glance onto Halo. I had no clue what this "Halo" was, why I wanted it, or who made it... but something told me to get it. So, I popped it in and it said "Bungie" and I was like "Oh, it's good then..." but then... I was blown away. This story was much, much too detailed and made up. But basically I randomly chose Halo over Bloodwake the day I bought my Xbox and then I was happy ever since. Every year when it gets around the time I got Halo, I get a craving to play it soooo bad. Actually I get that feeling a lot. Oh wells, love Halo!