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He should carry around the almighty spork. It has little holes at the end so you can't use it as a spoon, and the little spiky thing-a-ma-bobbers are too short, thus making it unworthy of being a fork. Too sporky.
Or a knoof. Knife, Fork, and Spoon all in one. I'll get rich off that.
[Edited on 5/26/2004 1:15:31 PM]