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there we will launch gas( silent but deadly) into your stronghold. giving cheese a chance to take a chunk out of your forces.
tooo late, your general Camembert has turned over(read: was kidnapped and was melted till he told us evrything) to our side and has given us the antidote!!![Edited on 5/26/2004 4:54:28 PM]
then suddnely the kinvorkturkhams destroy the sporks!!!! WHAT THE @#*% IS GOING ON???
ANd suddenly the buddy of the grunt kills himself! and he is all alone!
watermelon, prepare to flank the enemy. newsflash to u citezen. new carrot general.
no.... the grunt without the buddy. i am speachless. what now?
damn! all forces get underground and start pulling out general carrot's family, we shall prevail!
and suddenly the carrot general poors ranch dressing all over himself and kills himself!!! DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but then no one knows where the bus stop is. (crowd goes silent).
This is -blam!- retardedbut funnyFIRES ALL FUNNY FURRY HAND GRENADES!!!DEATH TO THE VEGGIES and all other food groups!!!!
NOOO!! youve figured out my secret!
in a drastic turn of events Bozo the clown thinks he should interfere, but get's shot as he tries to open his mouth.
I don't know what's going on, but it won't matter! BECAUSE HERE IS THE RUBBER CHICKEN! MWAHAHAHA.
IN retaliation of his deathPBS send sthe entire cast of sesame street to join force against the evill carrot menace.also barney was sent but was killed when his plane crashed*crowd cheers*
and suddenly! A space ship crashes! and BEHOLD its a..... *gives mic to weird citizen*
and lightning strikes the chicken and that's the end of that.
Can someone tell me what I missed? :)
nope, it involves some major political explanation to get you up to date.
theres a new race named the kinvorkturkhams. weird citizen and I have joined forces. and theres lots of carrots dying!
yeah that's basically it.
Ok, looks like I'm out of this one (NOOOOO!!!!)Tell me if you guys are making a new one.
giant silicone implant!!!!!
DUN DUN!!!!!!
AND WHOS ARE THEY???PAMELA ANDERSONS!!!*CROWD CHEERS!*"Hi everybody! are we having fun?"*more cheers*" ok give it up for the band.....