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now, I have made my turkeys mate with a T-Rex. That should be enough for your kniforks!!!
*knivorks perform spec op and retrieve the money from the bet*
We have turned into the FIFEOOVES! ALL SHALL BOW!
NO!!! MY T-Turkeys will win!!!!!!!
due to anatomic restraints, and because of their stubborn nature, the Knivorks refuse to bow!
Nonsense*wips back curtain*behold! Mutant Corn Knifoorksoons-trexo-hamin-turnkey-ducc-ribsnsurfALL WILL FALL TO MY RETARDED CREATION!!!*sinister laugh*
I only bow to god! Like ramshack, meshack, and obendigo.
ATTAAACK!!!
NOOOO!!! I HAVE FAILED!!! WE WILL ALL DIE!!!
DEEEEFFFFEEEEEENDDD!!!
*turkey bites of a part of the kniforks as 2 others stabs it* AH ITS STARTED!!
YEEESSS!!!THE END IS NEAR!!!!*more sinister laughs*
AHA! The turkeys have been made into sandwiches!
2 knivorks picknick in the middle of the battle-scene while a third one wins from 10 T-Turkeys
The fifeooves will re-anatamize your puny knivorks so they will bow! [Edited on 5/26/2004 3:41:15 PM]
MORE CORN!!!*whips open curtain to reveal inviting dinner of corn and butter***everyone stops fighting and enjoys the delicious feast*THE ENDor is it?
NO! I't RAINING TURKEY SAMWITCHES!!!! MY CREATIONS!!!! CCCCCCHHHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha! I shall smite you!
because of the screwed up reanatomisation(???) the knivorks have finally become agile! and they slayed the dropping T-Turkey sammwiches
AH SMITE!!! IT BURNS THE FLEASH!!!!!! AH!!!! I SPELLED FLESH WRONG!!!!
NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE! ALL IS LOST!! Fifeooves, RETREAT!
in an unexpected turn of events the kivorks invent procreation.... they are now doubled in numbers!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAGH
now its a war between the kniforks and the T-Turkeys!!
Mutant corn things! ATTACK THE WEEKEND!...........WEAKEND!!! IFEFOOEES!!
but wait! Whats this? The ham samwitches have come back to life!!!! THERE FIGHTING FOR THE TURKEYS!!! WHO WILL WIN?!?!?[Edited on 5/26/2004 3:48:35 PM]