- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Because keye's is poor. Poor.
Now I hate keye's more for making me fight the universe with a crummy pistol small enough for the chief to choke on. No ammo either.
Poor, poor, poor.
Poor, poor, poor.
Poor, poor, poor.
Keyes you bastard, I'll eventually kill you and your invincible marines.
Well, i've done complaining, so get this over with.
Keye's is a pinehole who gives you an empty pistol, expecting you to turn air into ammo.
DAMN YOU KEYES