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Subject: Master Cheif And the Time Machine!
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Okay this is where you can write a story where the cheif finds a time machine!

Hmmm this appears to be a time machine-Cortana
LEts go in and stop the stupid covenant invasion-mc
mc goes in and winds up in the medival times
OMG i am in the medival times!- mc
arrows fly yet bounce of his sheild
king arther comes in and fights mc, then he dies
i am the king YEAH!!!!!- mC

  • 05.26.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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the mc and cortana get into a time machine and go back to the crutatios period. BAM!
All the dinosaurs become extinct because they can't handle MC's coolness

  • 05.26.2004 2:49 PM PDT
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then he goes back to the future where he finds that all humans have turned into slugs. so he goes back in time and........

  • 05.26.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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....Gets some salt......

  • 05.26.2004 4:16 PM PDT
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only to realize that salt hasn been mined in the




1400's!

  • 05.26.2004 4:18 PM PDT
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dinosaur era so he goes back to the future to get salt but

  • 05.26.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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Mc gets back into the time machine and tells cortana to "Punch it" They blast through time and into the seventies, mc meets one of the black panthers and they try and jack his suit. He kills them, eventually he is shipped to vietnam where he blasts 40,000 viet congs with one plasma grenade. Mc then gets shot with an AK 47 wich takes his shield down by one millimeter, Mc hits the vietanamese man in the head and snaps his neck with the blow
Cortana: Don't you think thats a little much?
MC: he shot me...
Cortana: bet you can't stick it
MC: to late i just did
(25 more enemy soldiers die including some commies and ugly children
THE END

  • 05.26.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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omg lol

  • 05.26.2004 4:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Airem
Mc gets back into the time machine and tells cortana to "Punch it" They blast through time and into the seventies, mc meets one of the black panthers and they try and jack his suit. He kills them, eventually he is shipped to vietnam where he blasts 40,000 viet congs with one plasma grenade. Mc then gets shot with an AK 47 wich takes his shield down by one millimeter, Mc hits the vietanamese man in the head and snaps his neck with the blow
Cortana: Don't you think thats a little much?
MC: he shot me...
Cortana: bet you can't stick it
MC: to late i just did
(25 more enemy soldiers die including some commies and ugly children
THE END







You are d-i-s-t-u-r-b-e-d.........

  • 05.26.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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but really they weren't dead and at that moment the covenent released the t-virus and all the viet cong came back and tried to kill MC...

  • 05.26.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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Dead...


Commies...


WAR NIGHTMARES!

Can you imagine, a needler in, oh, say WW2..

  • 05.26.2004 6:29 PM PDT
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this is a terrible idea.

  • 07.14.2004 11:08 PM PDT