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Subject: Where does the Bungie Staff get their Humor?
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All of Bungie is funny, Ninjaz and Employez. Where do they get it, do they get it from the fan boys who spam the forums with retarded words such as "Fraking"? I don't understand how they are so funny. Everytime I come on I go straight to the closed topics to see what the Ninja posted at the end because its usually hilarious.

Or is it from the left of primordial soup?

[Edited on 1/30/2007]

  • 01.30.2007 4:43 PM PDT

Why the hell are you looking at this? Get out.

And no group invites, you jerk. I'm not interested.

Where else but their brains and the interwebs?

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The employee's, that is easy. They are stuck in an office for eight hours, they have to get a laugh some how. As for the mods, it is just their flashiness. The attitude, and probably they have grown on you due to the time you have been here.

  • 01.30.2007 4:45 PM PDT
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If you think they're funny NOW, you should've seen em like 2 years ago.....

  • 01.30.2007 4:45 PM PDT

2:10 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Once you become a forum ninja you are automatically funny.

  • 01.30.2007 4:47 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Ninja humor is a by-product of all the pent-up cynicism and anger. Mix with intelligence and stir vigorously, and you have a hearty batch of witty retorts for any situation.

Or it could be the z's.

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Part of the prerequisite for becoming a mod is already having a bungie-esque sense of humor. It's not tought, it's natural. I bet is comes from that "unleash ninjas" button that accompanies them everywhere.

  • 01.30.2007 4:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Shishka
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Well Bungie is a game developer so "funnyness" comes with the job...although Bungie is definitely one of the more fun-loving companies. I guess that is because they are cool. And the mods are chosen to be mods because they are funny.

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Movies, Frankies still cracking jokes from Rocky Balboa...

  • 01.30.2007 5:03 PM PDT

The 9th Layer of Hell.

Or, if you don't believe in that totally true story; then i'd just say that everyone online has a sense of humor, but mostly, you only get complimented for it/appraised because you're someone of importance.

Ex: Your boss makes a joke. You laugh. You don't get a -blam!- choice. You laugh.

  • 01.30.2007 5:05 PM PDT

*Sgt

The only reason its funny (i.e. lolol!!) to most people is because they are "affiliated with Bungie" in the first place. People always suck up to their (actually really terrible) jokes and congratulate them on how funny it was.

Thats my opinion though.. too optimistic for most :D

  • 01.30.2007 5:15 PM PDT
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They get their ideas form mutant ninja monkeys who they keep on leashes. Every Bungie employee get's one and when they need a joke, ask the monkey. Then once the monkey gives them a joke they put on suglasses and wipe your memory. Then we think we are about to ask the joke and once we do, ZOMG. They come up with something funny. This is the most valid answer you'll ever get.

  • 01.30.2007 5:25 PM PDT

01.09.2012 - Never Forget

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I can tell you what you're doing wrong. You're wearing pants.

Alcohol. All humor comes from alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

  • 01.30.2007 5:28 PM PDT
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A certain safe they keep at their office, which is guarded by 1337 ninjas.

  • 01.30.2007 5:36 PM PDT
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They have writers.

  • 01.30.2007 5:46 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Posted by: SgtSTFU
People always suck up to their (actually really terrible) jokes and congratulate them on how funny it was.

Oh, you're no fun anymore!

(Throws self under a camel.)

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KP gets off just interneting up every word and shouting random nonsense. The rest are nice and original, though.

"The webernets are lollerizing up in this house....BRIIINNNGG BACK THE WHALE....oh, no scope to the dome, -blam!-. Banned from Halo 3." etc etc

But what can I say, it works.

  • 01.30.2007 6:04 PM PDT
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Those damn ninja stolers, always stoling my funny... :D

  • 01.30.2007 6:17 PM PDT
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The Marty Army

Ah, look at the lonely people...

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Posted by: SgtSTFU
People always suck up to their (actually really terrible) jokes and congratulate them on how funny it was.

Oh, you're no fun anymore!

(Throws self under a camel.)

LMAO THAT'S HILARIOUS YOU ROCK!

>__>'

  • 01.30.2007 6:41 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Posted by: WhiteRaven119
LMAO THAT'S HILARIOUS YOU ROCK!

>__>'

I was quoting Eric Idle. Woe unto he who would be so vain as to bash Monty Python on my watch.

What, you wanted original ninja humor? Fine!

Poetry is the most ancient and refined art of expelling a vast quantity of hot air and condensing it into a tarry substance which leaves permanent marks on paper.

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Posted by: Sacui 7o god
All of Bungie is funny, Ninjaz and Employez. Where do they get it, do they get it from the fan boys who spam the forums with retarded words such as "Fraking"? I don't understand how they are so funny. Everytime I come on I go straight to the closed topics to see what the Ninja posted at the end because its usually hilarious.

Or is it from the left of primordial soup?
From their drunken monkey in the closet of course. He is the missing link and is able to talk in fragments.

  • 01.30.2007 7:17 PM PDT

Controlling fission events without incident since May, 2012.

Marshmallow Fluff obviously...

  • 01.30.2007 7:24 PM PDT
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

Because of their face.

LAWLLAWLALWALWLAWL

  • 01.30.2007 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: BobBQ
I was quoting Eric Idle. Woe unto he who would be so vain as to bash Monty Python on my watch.[/quote]


You see him repressing me? You saw it didn't you?

  • 01.30.2007 8:35 PM PDT

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