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UNCONTROLABLE SNEEZE FIT!
ah! I'm the only non-aditive matirial!!!! I will survive!!!!!!!
* ham parachutes down to mustard facility and grabs huge stockpile of weapons*
then i am with gummy worms!
THE TAQUITOS SHALL PERISH!
Flaming? Something you get for being an idiot.
Yeah. It burns.
ITS BACK!!!!CARROT CANNON FIRE!!!!
TURKEYS RETURN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
*calls truce***busstop and shake have brief meeting**hey bus, you're a christian right?
ya, truce. *shakes hand with Master Shake (who has mastered the way of the shake)*
it took me many ways to master the way of the shake...I died twice in that period....anyway....ARE you a christian?...I am*oh when you reply, the war will start again....yes, no?*
ya I am a christian. Proud of it!*The war will probley start up again, but not by us(or me)*
Yes proud to be a chrisitian here!*holds pic of jesus and me at last years church picnic*Sick to death of people givin us believers a hard time....*awkward silence*FIRE!!!!!! BOOM BOOM KABOOOM!!!! AHHH!! RUN!!!ARRGGHH *machine gun turkey cutlets wiz by*
DIE INFERIOR TURKEYS!!!!!
infidels
Unforunately, unknown to you all, the beefs are perparing for war!!!!!!!!!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABEEF RULES ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chicken is better
TURKEYS ATTACK THE BEEF!!!!!!! *Turkeys start to peck at the beef, as the beef throws itself on the turkeys to make one fall of a cliff* WE WILL PRIVALE!
Unknownst to all, THE BEEF IS RIDDLED WITH MAD COW DISEASE!!!
CHICKEN IS FOR SISSIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOTHING BEATS THE ALL POERFULL BEEFS. Especially with there secret weapon, Gravytonizers. MUWUWUWUWHAWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
The cows take there Mad cow desiese and use it againtst the evil turkeys. WAHAHAHAHAHA