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AHHH THE MADDNESS!!!!!! THE MAD COW MADDNESSS!!!!!!!!!!

  • 05.27.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Now my new evil invention The Mad Cowitizer. Soon I will turn your turkeys into a Horde of Mindless Mad Mooing Cows that trample all before them.

  • 05.27.2004 3:41 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

But wait! CHARGE LIVERWORST! SHOW NO MERCY, FOR YOU SHALL RECEIVE NONE! I stole your blueprints for the mad cowitizer so there.

  • 05.27.2004 3:57 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Liverworst launches tons opon tons of peanut butter into the air, smothering all who are unfortuante enough to be under it!

  • 05.27.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY MAD COW HORDE IS SUFFOCATING FROM YOU LIVERWORST, must...resist...using...secret secret weapon...too...evilllllllll.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DEPLOY THE ANCHOVIES.
MUWUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAH

(yes, they are as bad as people say they are, I have had a frist hand experience)

[Edited on 5/27/2004 4:02:25 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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THE ANCHOVIES?! NOOOO!!!!!! I MUST COUNTER! KIPPERS, GO!!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:02 PM PDT
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Since my mad cows have no senses, I will force them to eat anchovies, creating:
BELCHES FROM HELL

  • 05.27.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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And they'll eat garlic

  • 05.27.2004 4:04 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hurry! I must scramble my legions of hated... da da dummmmm SARDINES! GODSPEED SARDINES... godspeed...

  • 05.27.2004 4:04 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha your kippers are no match for my olive bombs. Deploy the olive bombs!

  • 05.27.2004 4:05 PM PDT
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Ha! Inferior olvies! We will make OLIVE OIL out of your corpses!

  • 05.27.2004 4:06 PM PDT
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
But wait, quick, arm the...................

  • 05.27.2004 4:06 PM PDT
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COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING GIGGLING BUTT-UGLY FARTING RETARD LAMAS

  • 05.27.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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NOW I CAN DEFEAT YOU ALL AND YOUR PITIFUL TURKEYS AND HAM

  • 05.27.2004 4:08 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ahhh! It burns! Soooo greasy! Ahahaha Release the baugettes! With this unstoppabe force, both olive oil AND garlic shall be united under one name... the baugette! The ultimate wepon shall be created... GARLIC BREAD!!! HAHAHA TREMBLE AND HAVE ETERNAL BAD BREATH HATED COWS!

  • 05.27.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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TURKEY FLY AWAY!!!!! WE FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:09 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Your wrong fossie. I have a wepon no other has... earmuffs! Country music cannot stop my armies!

Wait fossie ou dont want to vanquish my liverworst or you cant. you said now i can defeat the turkey AND ham!

[Edited on 5/27/2004 4:10:57 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 4:09 PM PDT
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MY COWS NOW HAVE THE MOO OF DEATH. WE SHALL MOO YOU
TO DEATH WITH OUR HIGH PITCHED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[Edited on 5/27/2004 4:10:38 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 4:09 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

AHHHHHHhH IT HURST SO MUCH! Wait (OD's on asprin) that has given me an ingenious idea! I have found the resonant frequency of your cows bones... all I have to do now is play this note and watch the cows bones shatter. Sardines! Emit resonant frequency!

  • 05.27.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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bone stuff flies down on the turkeys! and the turkeys become....!! GLUE TURKEYS!!!! STICK THEM ALL TURKEYS!!

  • 05.27.2004 4:13 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

AHHHH NOOO MY SARDINES ARE HELPLESSLY BEING PREYED UPON! MUST ACTIVATE... SUPER DOPPER SECRET WEPON... SPARTAN L:IVERWORST! 15x the strength 15x better eyesight and much, much more!

  • 05.27.2004 4:14 PM PDT
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quick Milkic, we got casulties. Unfrotunately all of a sudden you detonat the mine field of COW PIE YOU WANDERED ONTO, thus ednding your opportunity to kill my cows while their bones were being repaired. Since they have drunken kilk you can't do it again. MUWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Edited on 5/27/2004 4:15:56 PM]

  • 05.27.2004 4:15 PM PDT
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As your wounded wallow in misery, my air strike bombards you with fresh cow pie. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 05.27.2004 4:19 PM PDT
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TURKEYS ATTTAAACCCKK-blam!-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (do lots of k's its funny)

  • 05.27.2004 4:19 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

hahaha! Unknown to you I have been breeding crown with the west nile for quite some time now and have truley created an ARMY FROM HELL! GO CROWS! LEAVE NONE SURVIVING!

  • 05.27.2004 4:21 PM PDT